第三章 开口就是王炸

mianduifenfenbupingdezhongren,luliweiweiyixiao,padidakaizhishan,qinghuileliangxia:

“rujinfangyuanzaijiandaodidi,tadelianshangbingwufennu,yewugankai,zhishisuiyidafazoulefangzheng,shenmeyemeiyoushuo,shenmeyemeiyouwen。”

“qianshiwubainiandejingli,gaibianlefangyuantaiduotaiduo!zaitaxinli,wulunshenmerenheshi,zhiyaobuzuaitaqianjindedaolu,taliancaidoubuxiequcai!”

“suoyitazhishikanzheqingmaoshanrumodeyese,dandanshuoleyiju:‘buguoxiexufengshuangbale’。”

“zhenmoxingqing,jiushiruci。”

chaguanneiyipianjijing,zhongrenmianmianxiangqu,sishibuzhishuoxieshenmehao。

赤伶目瞪口呆:

“zheizheizhei,zheishaya!tingwodebiequdehuang!”

tajuranyipaizhuozi,duizhexiamiandelulidahandao:

“wei,nigechaboshi,buhuishuoshujiubieshuoshule,tingdewonanshousile!”

biekantazaisuhaizhenmianqianguaiqiaodexiangxiaomaoside,shijixinggepoladehen。

tapingrizaihuoshenzong,kaozheshengnvshenfenhuzuofeiwei,kemeishaorangzongneizhanglaotouteng,danaiyutadeshenfen,zhanglaomenyouburenxinzefa,caiyangchengletazheixiangshalaishadexingzi。

shuoshubeirendaduan,lulibingweijinghuang,zhishibuzhehenjidikanleyiyanchaguanlaoban。

zicongtazaizheilishuoshuhou,chaguanshengyidahao,laobanweilezhaoguhaolulizheikuaiyaoqianshu,haicongjianghushanggulexiehaoshouzhenchangzi。

ruoyourenweinanluli,zheixierenlikejiuhuijiangta“qing”chuquhaoshengzhaodai。

kecishi,laobanqueluchuweinandelianse,duizhelulilianlianyaotou。

kanlaizheiweiguibindeshenfendiweihenbuyibanma。

lulitaihe,kanxiangerlouqigugudehongyishaonv,qingxiaodao:

“guniangzheishizenmele?”

chilingmanxingfazuo,chazheyao,tingzhegaosongdexiongfudao:

“jiushibensheng……guniangtingdebushuangle!yaowoshuo,fangzhengdangchangshalefangyuandoubuweiguo。”

“shenmebuguoxiexufengshuangbale,shenmezhenmoxingqing,wopei!”

“nikezhidaomotoushishenmeyangde?jiugaisuixinsuoyu,sharenbuzhayan!liangehaitaderendoubuganda,jiaoshenmezhenmo!”

chilingdehuajuranyinfalebushaorendegongming,tamenlianliandiantou:

“shia,zheiguniangshuodeyoudiandaoli!”

“jiushi,wokanzheifangyuanbushishenmemotou,gengxiangyigesongdan!”

lulirengranmianbugaise,qingyaozhishan:

“wozhishiyigejiangshuzhe,shuzhongrenwuruhe,wobuzuopingjia,guniangniyouzijidejianjieyehenzhengchang。”

chilingquehaoburangbu,shuodao:

“niyigeshuoshude,jianshiduanxieyesuanzhengchang,wolaigaosunishenmerencaishizhenmo!”

“xuanwenshanxiaobuyikezhi?tayuanshiluoyumendadizi,tazizhichuzhong,luoyumenzongzhuyimenxinsixiangyaojiangtazaipeichengxiayirenzongzhu!”

“taqueweilejiuyigexiangaidenvzi,panchushimen,zhishenyirenshashangzongmendadian,kuangxiaoerqu!zheicaijiaoniantoutongda,suixinsuoyu!”

“tianlongguzhangukezhi?tapingrilifanglangxinghai,sheiruoreleta,feiyaoshaduifangjiamenkoucaikenbashou。”

“cengjingyouyiwendaojinggaoshou,xiangyaozhaozhanguweinu,taquebuqubunao,yishengsijingzhanwendaojing,zhandaozuihouyidixuedoubukenqufu!zheicaijiaozhenmoxingqing,quanpingjinian!”

suhaizhenzaiyipangxiumeiweicu,tayouxinxianglanxiazheiyatou,queyouxiangtingtinglulidehuida。

tazongyouzhongganjue,zheilulijuebujiandan!

chaguanneideqifenshifenguiyi,zhongrenhaishidiyicijiandaozheiyangheluxianshengjiaobandejiahuo。

lulimianduizhongrendemuguang,hurandaxiaoqilai,xiaodechilingdoulengzhule。

yaobushiganshoudaopangbiansuhaizhenshifangchudeyisijinggaozhiyi,tazhenxiangtiaoxiaqubazheijiahuodezhuozixianle!

赤伶咬牙道:

“你笑什么!”

陆离摇头:

“woxiaoguniangbuzhicongnalitinglaidegushi,daoyeyouqu!”

“zheixierenyekesuanshimodaozhongren,danbiqifangyuanhaiyaoyuanyuanburu!”

“gangcainishuotamenshixingqingfazuo,lvxingerwei!neiwojiugaosuni,goupi!quebuzhibeihouquanshiliyigoujie!”

“xuanwenshanxiaobuyidequeshigexiaoxiong,quebushishenmeweiqinghuamo!”

“tashifugenbenmeijiangtadangzuoxiayirenzongzhupeiyang,ershixiangyaopeiyangtadeshidikewenhu,taxinshengduji,bianyumodaonvzibairuogugoujie,yaomousuanluoyuzong。”

“jieguotashifufaxianleduanni,anannaxialebairuogu,xiaobuyizhihaofanan,zheicaipanchushimen!”

“erneitianlongguzhangu,gengshiyigebixiaobuyihainengyinrendejiahuo!”

“neixiezhaoretadejiahuo,bitaqiangde,taconglaibuganre,bitaruode,jiuhuibeishadaojiquanbuliu!shihouhaihuibeitanachulaidasixuanchuan,haotishengtadexiongming!”

“zhiyushenmeshengsijingzhanwendaojing,genbenjiushitawuyizhongqiangduoleduifangdebaowuhuihunzhu,caizhaolaiwendaoqiangzhejiesha!”

“taqiuraolesantiansanye,taolesantiansanye,zuihoujiaochubaowuhezijiquanbushenjia,zheicairangneimingwendaoqiangzhefangguota。”

“hehe,zheicaishizhenmozhenshideyangzi,sihuheguniangnisuoshuodelvxingerweiyouxiechajuni。”

lulideshengyinbujibuhuan,pingpingdandan,quezizizhuxin,rangchilingliansedabian。

chaguanneigengshizhafanletian!

“a,yuanlaishizheiyanga,zheimeyikanmodaozhongrenyemeineimexiaosama!”

“woqu,zheiluxianshengshizenmezhidaozheixiemixinde!shuodejiugentazaixianchangside。”

chilingbeiduideshuobuchuhualai,tapingshizaihuoshenzongneixiulian,wuliaoshijiuaisoujigushilaiting。

quemeixiangdaozheixiegushidebeihou,haiyouzheimeduozhuanzhe。

dantazixiaodaodadoumeichiguokui,youzenkenzailulizheigepingpingwuqideshuoshuxianshengzheizaigentou?

她一咬牙,说道:

“nizuibayizhang,wozenmezhidaonishuodejiushizhende?”

tabuyiburao,yipangdesuhaizhenxinliquexianqilejingtaohailang!

zhiyinweitazhidaolulishuodedoushizhende!

dangnianxiaobuyizheijianshiqingnaodehenda,ertaheluoyumenzongzhunaishigujiaohaoyou。

taquluoyumenzuokeshi,duifangjiujiangzheijianshidezhenxianggaosulesuhaizhen!

luoyumenzongzhuzaojiukanchuxiaobuyimoxintaizhong,suoyihoumianzhuanerzaipeixiaoshidikewenhu。

erxiaobuyipanchushimenhou,taduiwaibianzaiweitiguocishi,zhenxiangbianyizhiyinmanlexiaqu。

erdangnianzhuishatianlongguzhangudewendaogaoshou,zhengshitadefuqinsumowen。

zhanguyongquanbushenjiahuanquxingmingdeshi,sumowenzhigaosulezijiyiren,zheiluliyoushizenmezhidaode?!