第1章 美女师父说不要(2689字)

“啪啪啪!”

“a,chuyun!yongli!wu!jiushizheiyang!”

zhuangxiufuguhualidefangjianli,chuanlaiyoujiezoudezhuangjisheng。

yijujiaoruanyuqupazaichuangshang,wuheidexiufashiluludipisanzhe。

juesemeirenweiweitaitou,meiyanrusi,linlixianghanliuguogaotingdeqiongbi,hongchunruhuoweiweizhangzhe,fachuyourenjiaoyin,yipinyixiaodoushifengqingwanzhong。

tachuanzheqingliang,jipianbugaizhuleguanjianbuwei,dapiandejifujingyingruxue,xiyaoyingyingyiwo,linglongdeshenquyazhexiongqianliangdian。

cike,juesemeirenbeichiqingyaohongchun,ngngaadijiaohenglianlian。

“shifu,nijuederuhe?”

zhengzaimailidechuyunzantingledongzuo,hanshuishunzhetajunlangdelian,wanyanerxia。

“啊,不要停!”

“nizuijinbupinchidebucuo,henyoulidao,shifuxihuan!ng……”

chuyunliezuiyixiao,mouzhongmanshiliehuo:“nenggenshifuzuozhei**shi,shiwomengmeiyiqiudea!”

shuowan,tadedongzuoyuefamaili,redeshenxiadejueselianlianqiurao。

“a,qingdian!nitailihaile,shifushoubulele!”

chuyunbeishifudeqianhoubuyidoulele,dongzuoqingrouxialai,xiaohehedao:“**ma,xiaodaoeryi!ershifubuzhidao,woqitafangmiangenglihai,yaobuwozuojiershifushishi?baozhunshilianggexiaoshiqibu!”

ershifulinmiaomiaosuiweijingrenshi,danyeqingchutashuodeshishenme,dunshimianhongerchi。

danzuishang,taquebukenrenshu:“xinga,buguonihaiyoutilima?”

“ershifushishijiuzhidaole!”

ruciliangjiqinengcuoguo,chuyunyilianqidaidipushangqu。

nazhilinmiaomiaodongzuolingqiaodeqishen,rangchuyunpulegekongbushuo,shenzhilianyishangdouchuanhaole!

chuyunkandaobaoguoyanshideershifu,dashisuowang。

linmiaomiaochijiaozhanzaidishang,niudongzhemoguideshenqu,chuyunchadianliubixue,zhunbeizaipushangqushi,turanyidaoqingliangdiaokandesangyinchuanlai。

“xiaoyunyun,yaobunijiwomendoulaiyici?”

sigejuesemeirencongmenkouzoujinlai,wushifuchongtapaolegemeiyan,shenzhihaishenchunenshetianzhehongchun。

mianduijueseshifudetiaonong,chuyunlvexianganga。

“bie,wopasi,yiciyigehaixing,yiciwuge……”

“shifumendaoshishuangle,zhipawodetianlongzhitihuibaozha。wohainianqing,haimeitiyanguodaqianshijiedefanhua,wobuxiangsi!”

chuyunshenfutianlongzhiti,tianfuwuxingnitian,xiuxinggengshijisu,erqietianlongzhitideroushenjiweiqiangda,lveyixiuxingjiukanbichaorenle,jiayishirichengzhangqilai,dinghuitianxiawudi,denglinxianzong!

buguozheitianlongzhititaiguonitian,suoyidaozhichuyunxuyaoyinyangdiaohe,youxidiyicigengshiyaogenchunyinzhitidejuesemeinvjinxing……fouzebianhuibaotishenwang。

buran,tazaobawugejuemeishifunaxiale!

ershifujingchangzhaota**,wushifutiantianxinongta,sanshifugengshiansongqiubo,ershifujiandaotajiulianhongdaobozigen,zhiyoudashifulengruobingshuang,danshizheizhonggaolengqizhigengjialiaoren。

zhengchangnanren,sheinengshoudele?

zhengtianzhinengkanbunengchi,zheizhongzhemo,jihubatabifeng。

“haole,yihuinijiuxiashan,jizhuleyirenzaiwaiyaoxingshiwenzhong,yudaoyourenzhaomafan,jiuyongtianlongjiangandiao!”

dashifubaishuanglengbingbingdao,diujichuyunyibajiantongtichunhei,fanzheyingyinghanguangdeqiannianbaojian,“xingle,kuaigundan!”

chuyunjidongdidiantou,tianlongjiantayanchanhaojinianle!

dashifubaishuangzunhao“wuxian”,yishenshilikanchengnitian,tapaidier,zheitianxiabianmeiyoudiyi!

ershifulinmiaomiaozunhao“yixian”,yishunitian,taruojiuren,yanwanglaileyedaibuzou!

tarengjichuyunyigebaibaoyinang,limianyoumiaoshoujinzhenhegezhonglingdanmiaoyao:“ganjinzouba,youzheigewobaonibusi。”

sanshifuouyangtianqingyebuganshiruo,laqichuyundeshou,fangxiasanmeifazhejinguangdegutongbi:“qieji,daihuicongxuanyatiaoxia,zheiyangxiashanjieshengshijian,erqie……shifutinisuanguole,nisibule,haihuiyouyifenjiyuandengni!”

tazunhao“mingxian”,yishousuanmingbuguazhishu,tianxiajuedian,suanshengsuansi,yiqiejiezhi。

chuyunyanpiyitiao,chenjiwojintaxianxideshou,ranhoukanxiangsishifu。

sishifuzhouxiaoerzunwei“shaxian”,shijirenzhongzuihaixiudeyige,dantadeanshazhishutianxiawushuang,huixiahaiyoucengjingshijiediyiqiangdeshashouheqingbaozuzhi——tianshage。neiyeshiyintaxingzidanmozuizhongtuichu,tianshagecaidiaodaodiwu。

tadizhetou,yibazaoxingjingzhixiaoqiaodefeidaodidaotamianqian:“anlongdaojishizuiqianganqi,yeshitianshagedelongpai,kehaolingtianshage。weishixiangxin,nidingnengrangtianshagechaoyuediyi,zaidengdianfeng。”

“shifu,wodingbufusuotuo!”sishifuzongnengchudongchuyunxinneizuirouruandebufen,dengtahuilai,yidinghaohaotengaisishifu。

zheishi,wushifunangongchuchuqingqingyixiao,meimoushanguang,zunhao“mouxian”deta,zhihuichaoqun,mouhuawudi,cicikeyiyishaoshengduo,qixiagengyoudingjihuisuo——qunxianlou,feidingjidaguanguirenbukeru。

tabachuyunladaoshenbian,paochuyimeichuwujiezhi:“jinnangyousan,shengsizhijizaikai。”

chuyuntebiegandong,gangxiangqinyikouwushifu,quejiantaxiuzuyideng,zhijiejiangtatifeilechuqu:“kuaigunba!zaibuzouwojiuyaokule!”

chuyunyigefanshenwenwenluodi,liezuixiaodao:“duoxieshifumendekangkaizengyu,daichuyunguilai,dingranshihoushifumenyuchuangshang!shifumen,wohuixiangnimende……”

ganjidehuaduoshuowuyi,tayidinghuiyongxingdongrangshifumenzhidao,tadexiaoyouduoshengmeng!

chuyunniutoujiuzou,henkuaibianzhijietiaoyaerxia,likailewuxianfeng……

wugejueseshifuyingfengliyuxuanyazhishang,shensefuza。

“zhongyuzoule,zaibuzou,mingnianpashihuichulaiwugewawale!”

“xiaoyunyunnengshunlizhaodaochunyinzhitima?ruotazhaodaozaihuilai,womengaizenmeban?zhenyaojitashengwawama?!”

wugejuesedunshilianseyihei,xiangqichuyunlinzoushidehua,dengtahuilai,tamenbuzhidaoyaozaoshouzenyangzhemo?

“zouyibukanyibuba,ruotazhennengchaoyuewomenhuozhehuilai,jiusuanjitayouruhe?”

huxiaodeshanfenglveguo,chuidexiufafenfei,wudaojuemeishenyingshunjianxiaoshi,zhiliuxiayijuqingpiaopiaodeqidai:“wuxianju,tianxiazun。”

“xiaoyunyun,nikeyaojiayou,bierangwomendengtaijiue!”

……

临江市,机场。

chuyunnachuchuwujiezhilidexinkuanshouji,ditoubainongzhe。

turan,tademeitouyitiao,zuijiaobuyoufuchuyimoyiweishenzhangdexiao,andao:“shifushuodejiyuanlaile?”

jiezhe,tajiubeiyigeshensehuangzhang,zuoguyoupandejuesemeinvzhuangleyixia。

chuyuntaitoukanqu,meinvjifuruxue,yanboliuzhuangouhunshepo,yimiqidegaotiaoshencai,duandaodatuigendequnzilishenchuyishuangbizhidazhangtui,xiongqiandebotaoxiongyongyuchu,jingshihanjiandejuesemeiren。

“zeze,guoranxiongzhongyouqiuhe!”chuyunrenbuzhukuazan。

meixiangdaoshanshanghaofengguang,shanxiadejingseyeshirucijuemei。

zhengzaixinshangzhong,jieguo,meinvzhuanshenjiushiyibazhangshanlai。

chuyunhaobufeiliduobi,yiqiedouzaiyuliaozhizhong。

nazhimeinvhurandahanqilai:“nigechouselang,jingrangan**ben**dequndi!laia,zhualiumanga!”

chuyunsihaobuhuang,xiaomimikanzheyanqianmeinv,wendao:“niqueding?”

“feihua!nishualiumang,wohaibunengjiaorenzhuanima?nisidingle!woyaodainiqupaichusuo!”

meinvkouzhubifa,zhouweibumingzhenxiangderenchuixianyumeinvdemeili,zhanzaimeinvyibian,duichuyunzhizhidiandian。

“naerlaideqiongshanpao,jinggan**meinv?”

“yebukankanzijishadexing,zheiyangdejuesemeinvshininengranzhidema?”

“bazheiqiongsuandelaihamazhuaqilai!”

……

yuanchu,jigebaoantingdaodongjing,kuaisupaolai。

chuyundiandiantou,ditouzaimeinverbianqingshengxiyu,huchudeqixichuizaitaerchuishang。

“wokeyibangni,danwodeshoudianlixi,heihei。”

meinvshenseyileng,jujuedehuahaiweikaikou,chuyunjiuyijingyibazhangpaizaitade**shang,haidiantoupinglundao:“shouganbucuo,biershifudechadian,danbitade……ng,nianqingdian!”

meinvjiangkexinmengbi,yilianzhenjingdikanzhechuyun,gangyaofazuo,chuyunquechongzheyipangnunuzui,shuodao:“nikan,zhuaniderenlaile,nibushiyaowozuonidedangjianpaima?”

“wodayingni,dannideduofuchuyixie,dangran……haideyoulixi!”