第3章

zheiniantou,lingzhengzhixuyaoqudaduidagezhengming,shouxujiandanmingle。

danliangrendejiehun,yeyinqilebuxiaodehongdong。

bijinglishuyaokeshiyuanjinwenmingdemeirener,turanjiehunle,ziranrerenguanzhu。

kanzheshoulidejiehunzhengming,lishuyaoshenqingyouxiehuanghu。

yihou,tasuanshiyoufuzhifule。

“woxianghuiyitangzhiqingsushe,hetongzhimendagezhaohu,shunbianbawodedongxinazou!”

“我帮你!”

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“shuyao,nikesuanhuilaile!”

“zheiyiwanshangnishangnaerqule?kerangwodanxindanchangde!”

“zenmeyang?meishashiba?”

“meishi!tuduizhang,wolaibandiandongxi!”lishuyaoyaoyaotou。

“bandongxi?banshenmedongxi?”tujianjunyileng,dengxianglechennian,“chennian,shibushinixiaoziqifushuyao,ganleshenmeduibuqiwojiashuyaodeshier?”

chenniankandaozheizhanglian,jiuyouguhuo。

mingmingshadouzhidao,haigezheierzhuanghutu。

weilededaolishuyao,jinyongxieyinxianshouduan。

shangbeizilishuyaogengshihuizailetashouli。

yushizhangkoujiudui:“tujianjun,shuyaoshenmeshihouchengnijiadele?shaowangzijilianshangtiejin!”

“tashiwolaopo,xianzaiyaobadongxibandaowojia,genwozhuyiqi!”

“shenme?”tujianjundengdaleyanjing,“chennian,nikaishenmewanxiao,shuyaoshinilaopo?”

“niyebusapaoniaozhaozhaojingzi,zijisuannagencong,yepeideshangshuyao?”

“tujianjun,mafannishuohuakeqidian!”lishuyaoliumeiyizhou。

taxianglaiduitujianjunmeihaogan,dangjibajiehunzhengmingnalechulai:“wodequeshichenniandelaopo,gangcai,womenyijingdaoduilidalezhengming!”

tujianjunpishouduodaoshouli,manliandenanyizhixin:“bukeneng,zheibukeneng!”

“shuyao,nijingranzhendeketazaiyiqile!”

“yidingshitaqifunileduibudui?shuyao,niyoushenmeyuanqukeyigaosuwo,woshizhiqingduizhang,keyibangni……”

“bubile!”lishuyaodaduandao,“tujianjun,wohechennianjiehun,shiwoziyuande!zheitangguolai,yeshihenimendashengzhaohu,meiyouqitashi,mafanrangyirang!”

涂建军彻底傻了眼。

benlaitadoupansuanhaole,lishuyaohechennianzuanlebeiwo,kendingweiqudehen。

zijichenxuerru,chongdangshouhushen,yingdelishuyaodefangxin。

jieguodaohao,lishuyaozhijielingzhengle。

zijixinxinnianniandenvren,chenglebierendelaopo!

“made,buxing,woyidingwenqingchudaodizenmehuishi?!”tujianjunyaoyaqiechi,taijiaojiuquzhaochenrulongle。

erzhiqingdayuandezhongren,dezhilishuyaojiajilechennian,douzhenjingbuyi。

qizhongyouyiwai,youtongqing,dangengduodeshixiluo。

“zheishaqingkuang?yiwanshangbujian,lishuyaojiujiehunle?”

“yiweitahuihetujianjunhao,jieguojiajilechennianzheigenongmin!”

“hehe,pingrilizhuangdebingqingyujie,gaobukepan,sidixiahaibushifanglang,duobanshihechenniangaole,caihuilinglezhengde!”

“chenniantalaoniangpianxinyanzi,tingshuodaxuedouburangtashang,yaorangjididichenrulong!lishuyaojiaguoqu,zhidingmeihaoriziguo!”

“lianxiangyangdecailidoumeiyijian,jiazhuangyemeiyou,keliana……”

lishuyaosuiranbiaomianmeishenme,danyijujukebodehua,xiangshidaozibanzhaer,rangtaxinqinggengjiadiluo。

chenniananma,zheiqunyoushouhaoxiandezhiqing,jiuzheimepanbudebierenhao?

迟早让你们打脸!

lishuyaodongxiyebuduo,chuleyichuangmianbei,jijianyifu,jiuzhiyouyixierichangshenghuoyongpin。

genzhechennianhuiqu,kanzhesichuloufengdetupifang,zailianxiangdaogangcaizhiqingmenshuodehua,taxinqinggengbuhaole。

bierenjiehundoushirerenaonao,zijijiehun,debudaozhufujiusuanle。

jialipashilianchishidoumeiyou。

chennianziranshikanchulaile。

jintianzenmedoushitajiehunderizi。

bunengranglishuyaohanlexin。

tajidejialiyouyijuanyuxian,shiyiqianlaodieliuxiade。

fanlebantian,zongsuanzaichuangdixiazhaodaole,suihouyoucongfangliangshangbalebanjieyumi,chuaijinledouli:“lizhiqing,nixianshoushizhe,wochuquyitang!”

lingyibian,qijibaihuaidetujianjunzhaodaochenrulong:“chenrulong,jilaozigunchulai!”

“aiya,shijianjungeya!”chenrulongyouxiexinxu,“shashiafazheimedahuo,kuaijinlaizuo,hebeicha!”

“wohenidaye!chenrulong,woweishenmefahuonixinlimeidianshuma?”tujianjunyibajiuzhuletadeyiling,“laozizaisangennijiaodai,yidingyaokanhaolishuyao,jieguodaohao,tajurangennigelingzhengle!”

“nimenxiongdiliang,hai**huiwana!”

“jianjunge,yuanwanga!”chenrulonglijidao,“wobaozheng,zuowanwogenwoniang,shibawogeguanduanpianlecairanglishuyaojinqude,jueduibukenengfashengshenme!”

“neizenmetalianggaoyiqile?”tujianjunzhiwen。

“wo,zhei……woyebuzhidaoa!”chenrulongbiaoshiweiqu,bashiqingjingguodoujiangleyibian。

tujianjuntingleyeshimanlianyumen:“buyinggaia!”

“lishuyaoshiweilenaqianjitadiezhibing,caitongyihechennianzuanbeiwo,zenmeyanchengzhendele?”

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“duobanshishifadeshihou,wogeweixielelishuyao,xiepotadayingde!”

“bijingnvhaizima,yaomingshengde!”

tujianjundunshihuangrandawu:“zheigechennian,****!”

“xiangzheimerongyijiucongwoshouliqiangnvren,zuotadechunqiudamengqu!”

“buxing,zheishierbusuanwan!”

“wofeidebalishuyaodaihuizhiqingdayuanbuke!”

“jianjunge,nidasuanzenmezuo?”chenrulongwendao。

tujianjunlengxiaoliangsheng:“wohaodaiyeshizhiqingduizhang,shouxiashijiershigerenni!”

“wodaoyaokankan,chennianpingshenmebenshi,nengliudezhulishuyao!”