第5章 谁也别想欺负我老婆

di5zhangsheiyebiexiangqifuwolaopo

“yeye,ninbushishuozhiyaowotuihaole,jiukeyihuidaoyuanlaidegangweishangma?zenmexianzaishuohuabusuanshule!”linzhiranweiqudexiangyaoku,benyiweishuangtuihaole,likekeyihuidaojiazugongsishangban。kebeiyeyegaozhimuqianmeiyouheshidegangwei,rangtazaidengdeng。

“zhiran,zenmegenyeyeshuohuani?”linzhirandeershulinzhangguijintianyezaijia,xiangnushuoleyiju:“niyeyezheimezuoyeshiweileguquandaju。dangchunishengbing,shinididilinweishoumingdingtileni。”

“rujinnididizuodefengshengshuiqi,nihuilaijiuqiangledidideweizhi,xiamianderennengfuqima?dajiadouzheiyang,rihouhaizenmeguanligongsi?”

linzhiranqijie:“ershu,shuohuadejiangliangxin。sannianlai,linfengyoukaifaguoyigexinkehuma?weihudedoushiwodeneixielaokehu,juwosuozhihaipaodiaolejige。zheiyangyejiaofengshengshuiqi?”

suiranbeishuozhongshishi,kelinzhangguiquebuyiweiran,shuodao:“nididihainianqing,chengzhangzongshixuyaofuchudaijiade,nishidangjiejiede,zenmenengshuochuzheiyangdehua。”

“zheiyangba!yebieshuodangershudebujinijihui。zhiyaoninengranglinjialalaijishitangdedingdan,neijiushiduijiazuzuochujudagongxianle。daoshihou,wojiuranglinfengbaweizhirangchulaijini。fuqin,ninshuowozheigezhuyiruhe?”

linbangguodiandiantou,shuodao:“keyi。jiuzheimebanba!”

“yeye,jushuojishitangzhizaigangchengtiaoxuanliangjiayaocaigongyingshang。yimuqianlinjiazaiyiyaoxingyedediweizenmekenenglalaidingdan。”

linzhirantingmingbaile,zheijiushinanweiziji,genbenbuxiangrangzijizhongxinhuidaogongsile。

jishitangquanguoyoushangqianjiafendian,yinianyaocaidecaigouliangjingren,buguoduigongyingshangdezizhiyaoqiutebiegao。xianglinjiazheizhonggangjueqidegongyingshang,genbenshimeijihuide。

“nidangrankeyia!mashaojintianguolaijiushiweilezheijianshiqing。tarenshijishitangcaigoudefuzeren,lalaidingdanhaibushifenfenzhongdeshiqing。zhiyaonidayingpeitayigexingqi,dingdanhaibushishoudaoqinlai?”linzhangguixiaozheshuodao。

“什么!”

linzhiranbuganxiangxinmashaotingjiejintajuranshidaizhezheimewochuodexinsi!“bukeneng,woyijingjiehunle,buhuizuoduibuqiwozhangfudeshiqing!”

zheishihou,mashaotingzhanqilaidao:“zhiran,wotingshuoniyaogenchenshenneifeiwulihun,zhiyaonidayinggenwozaiyiqi,wojiubangnizheigemang。”

“bizui,nirangwoganjuedaoexin!wosiyebuhuigenwolaogonglihun!”linzhirannudao。

mashaotingdeliansedouranyibian,jiuxiangshibeirendaleyierguang,lenglengdao:“hao,zheikeshinishuode!linlaoyezi,wobahuafangzaizheili,chufeilinzhiranpeiwoyigexingqi,fouze,nimenlinjiabiexiangnadaojishitangneibiandedingdan!”mashaotingzuoshiyaozou。

“mashao,shaodeng。wozaiquanquanta。”linzhangguiganmanglanzhulemashaoting。“zhirana,nizheiyoushihebini?yanjingyibi,jitianhenkuaijiuguoqule。nihaiyongzaihuneifeiwulaogongdexiangfama?youleqian,niyaoshenmeyangdenanrenmeiyou?”

linbangguodiantoudao:“zheigejiaoyi,henhuasuan。”

“yeye,nin......dasiwoyebuhuizheimezuo!”linzhirandouyaobeiqikule。

linbangguodandandao:“zhiran,weilejiazu,niyaoxuehuixisheng。yeyedayingni,ruguozheijianshiqingchengle,worangnizuogongsifuzongjingli。”

“pingshenmeweilejiazujiuyaoxishengwo?”linzhiranzhongyurenbuzhule,meiyouxiangdaoyeyejuranyeruciduita。

linbangguomeilenaixin:“heng,rujinyeyeshuohuayebutingle。xing,nihenifumucongciyihoujiugunchulinjia,womeinizheiyangdezisun。”

“linzhiran,biejilianbuyaolian。jiranzuoweilinjiadezisun,jiudeyouweijiazufengxiandejingshen,jintiannipeiyedepei,bupeiyedepei!”linzhangguiehenhendishuodao。

“yaopeijiurangnilaopoqupei!jintianwozaizheili,daoshiyaokankansheiganbipowolaopo!”chenshentuimenerru。

jinlewuzi,chenshendabulaidaolinzhirandemianqian,xintengdeyongshoucadiaotalianshangdeleleihen。

“duibuqi,wolaiwanle。youwozai,meirenkeyibini!”

linzhiranzhengzhengdekanzheta。

“chenshen,nigezhihuixiyizuofandefeiwu,zheiliyeshininengdahuxiaojiaodedifangma?”linzhangguidengzheyanjing,nuchidao。

“zhiran,youwozaimeirenkeyigannichulinjia。bujiushiyejishitangdedingdanma?wobangniyaolaibianshi!”

zaizheiyike,linzhiranyanleizhibuzhudeliuxia,dangsuoyourendouzaiqifutadeshihou,chenshenyiranyuanyiweitazhefengdangyu。suiranzhidaochenshenkenengjiushizaichengqiang,ketadeneixinyiranhengandong。

“haha,womenlinjiadefeiwunvxuyouchuxilea!shuodehaoxiangnishijishitangshinideyiyang。ba,yihouwomenkedehaohaoduidairenjia,zhibudingnengdaiwomenlinjiafeihuangtengdani?”linzhangguichaofengdaxiao。

youwairenzai,linbangguodelianmianshangyouxieguabuzhu,hechidao:“feiwu!xiudefangsi,haibuganjinjiwogunchuqu!”

“shuowofeiwu,wokannimencaishifeiwu!weileququyigedingdan,juranbuxixishengzijisunnvdexingfu。zheishirennengganchulaideshiqingma?”

“hunzhang,niganrucigenlaofushuohua!”linbangguoqidehunshenfadou。

linzhiranshunjianqingxingguolai,ganmangjieshidao:“yeye,tadoushiyishichongdongde,ninbuyaoguaita。”

chenshenyibajianglinzhiranlaruhuaizhong,shuodao:“zhiran,nixiangnadingdanma?xiangnadehuawoyigedianhuajiunengbangnijiejue。”

rujintayijingshitongjitangdeshouxiyishi,jiuguanzheyaocaicaigoushenpi,nonglaigedingdanhaizhenshiyigedianhuadeshi。

“zhenshihaodadekouqi,jiulianwomajia,doubuganshuobaifenbainengnadaojishitang,niyigedaochamenwonangfei,naerlaidelian?”

mashaotingyinyangguaiqideshuodao。

chenshenlengxiaodao:“nimenmajiasuangeshenmedongxi。”

“你说什么!”

马少亭勃然大怒。

linbangguolaolianqidetonghong,nudao:“nizheiwonangfei,haigandingzhuangmashao,lijijiwoguixiadaoqian!”

“ruguowolalaidingdan,nizheilaohutuyebiezuodongshizhangle,baweizhichuanjizhiran!”chenshenkanxianglinbangguo。

linbangguonujifanxiao:“hao,wojinizheigejihui。wanshangwudianzhiqian,ruguoniyaoshilabulai,wojiudaduannideshuangtui!balinzhiransongjimashao!”

chenshenbuxiededao:“hexudengdaowudian,wufenzhongzuyi!”

“linzhiran,wangwoduiniyifanxinyi,jirannibushihaodai,jiubieguaiwoduinibukeqi。”

mashaotingluchuyigeyinxiao:“jiusuanwoyoupengyouzaiyejiadecaigoubu,yedafeizhouzhecainongdaodingdan。nihaishisilezheitiaoxinba,xiangyaonadaodingdan,guaiguaishangwodechuang,fouze,linlaoyezikebuhuiduinimenkeqi!”

linbangguodiantoudao:“jiranmashaoshuole,wojiujimashaozheigemianzi。zhiran,zheishinizuihoudejihuile!”

“linbangguo,nizaiganxiuruwolaopo,womaileni!”

chenshenhuidaolinzhiranshenbian,chongnideshuodao:“biedanxin,dougaodingle!”

“haha,nikezhennengzhuangbia!ba,yaowoshuo,haidengshenmea!zhijierangrendaduantadeshuangtuidele!”linzhangguizaiyipangshanfengdianhuo。

raner,linbangguodedianhuaquezaizheigeshihouxiangle。

“shilindongshizhangba!woshijishitangcaigoubuzhangpeng。jingguowomendeshenhe,juedenimendegongsifuhewomendebiaozhun,juedinggennimencaigouyigeyideyaocai,mingtianyizaobadianguolaiqianhetongba!”

linbangguojidongdeshoujidouchadiandiaole,jishitangdedingdan,jingranzhendenadaole!

nandaoshigangcaichenshenneigedianhuaqizuoyongle?

linbangguolianshangmanshixiaorong:“taihaole,dingdannadaole,womenlinjiabirannenggengshangyigecengci。chenshen,nizuodebucuo,gangcaiduiwodemaofanwobuzaizhuijiu,zhiranyehuilaishangbanba。”

zheishimashaotingzhanchulaidao:“linlaoyezi,benlaiwoshixiangzaishiqingchenglezhihouzaishuo,danxianzaiyourenqiangwodegonglao,wobudebushuole。”

众人均是一愣。

mashaotingjixudao:“laizhiqian,woyijinglianxiguojishitangneibianderenle,xiangbishiganggangneibucaozuotongguo。zaishuo,chenshenruoshinengnadaodingdan,gangcaiweiheyaodaopangbianqudadianhua?biranshipabeiwomenkanjiantazhuangmozuoyang!”

“chenshenbuguoshiyigeshangmenchongxide,tayaoshiyouzheinengli,haiyongdezhelaichongxi?yongdezheqiuyeyegaonainaidaochujieqianjitamazhibing?”

linbangguolianshangxiaorongyijiang,dunshijuedemashaotingdehuayoudaoli。chenshenjiushiyigezhuixu,muqinzhibingdeqiandoushilinjiachude,zenmekenengyouzheimedadenengliang。

“meicuo,kendingshimashaodedianhuaqizuoyongle,gangcaichenshenzheiwonangfeibuguoshizhuangmozuoyangbale!”linzhangguiyeshuodao。

zheixiajiulianlinzhirandoubuxinchenshennengyouzheiyangderenmai,yinweitaduichenshentailejiele。

danxinlihaishihenganji,chenshenzheishihounengtitachutou。

“是吗?”

chenshenlenglengdekanzhemashaoting。

“nibushuohua,wochadianbanijiwangjile。xiangyaoqiruwolaopo,neimemajiajiudefuchudaijiacaixing。”

“haha,youyisi。wodaoshixiangtingtingnizenmerangwofuchudaijia!”mashaotinglengxiao。

chenshenzaicibodaleyigedianhua。

“bajishitanggenmajiadehezuoquanbuzhongzhile!”

“haha,wokannishifengle!linlaoyezi,yaobunihaishibazheigesunnvxusongdaojingshenbingyuanquba!liuzheizhongrenzaijiazhong,shizaidiuliana!”mashaotingdaxiao。

raner,tadexiaoshenghaiweitingzhi,jiujiedaoletabadedianhua。

“xiaochusheng,nidaodidezuileshenmeren!!”

“ba,wo,womeidezuisheia。”mashaotingmengle!

“haibugenwoshuoshihua!jiuyinweinidezuilejishitangshouxiyishi,jishitanggenmajiahehezuoquanbuquxiaole!”

“a!”mashaotingdianhuadiaoluozaidi,mudengkoudaide,tashenmeshihoudezuitongjitangdeshouxiyishile?

dianhuadoumeidawan,menwailaileliangmingjingcha。

“mashaoting,xianzaihuaiyinizaishangyehuodongzhongcunzaishangyeqizhaxingwei,qinggenwomenhuiquxiezhudiaocha!”