第1章 天大的侮辱

“weishenjituandongshizhangyeguodong,songfeicuiyuruyiyidui,gongzhulinlaotaijunwanshouwujiang!”

“liujiajiazhuliuyonggui,songguzihuabaishoutuyifu,gongzhulinlaotaijunfushouyongxiangheyannian!”

“shulujituanzongjingliwangzihai,songshoushanshidiaobulaosongyike,gongzhulinlaotaijunankangsuisuirong!”

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linjiabieshudedatingli,yidaodaobaolichangmingdegaoheshengxiangchequanchang,rangdatinglidebinkemenyilianxianmu,budandanshiyinweizheixielipintaiguoguizhong,ershizheixiesonglirendoushihaizhushidemingliu。

zuigaoxingdehaiyaoshuzhanzaiyipangdelinjialaotaijunguosaifengle,cikedetayilianxiaoyi,manliandezhezihaosikailehua,yinweijintianbujinjinshitadeqishidashou,yeshilinjiahesihaijituanqianyuehezuodezhongyaorizi,ranerjiexialaideyidaoshengyinquerangtachadianqidetuxue。

“linjiasunnvxuqinao,songkumucaishenxiangyizuo,gongzhulinlaotaijunzhangmingbaisui,caiyunhengtong!”

tingdaozheihua,budandanshilinjialaotaijunqidetuxue,jiulianchangneidebinkedoulengle,daidaozhongrenfanyingguolaishi,quanchangyijingshibaofachuzhenzhendaxiaosheng。

“haha!kumucaishenxiang?zheibuhuijiushichuanwenzhongdeneiweilinjiashangmennvxuba?”

“meicuo!jiushita,yinianqianruzhuilinjia,hewomenhaizhushidiyimeinvlinqianqianjiehun,dangshihaihongdonglequanchengni!”

“yuanlaijiushineigechengtianshashidoubuzuodefeiwunvxu,jintianzheimezhongyaoderizijuransongkumucaishenxiang,wokanlinjiazheicidiurendiudafale!”

tingdaozhouweideyilunsheng,zhanzailinlaotaijunshenbiandewangzhuyinglianshangbumanlehanshuang,zhijiantakuaibudepaodaoqiandaotaiqian,zhizheqinaodebizidamadao:“qinao,nizheigefeiwu,sheirangnilaizheilidiurende,ganjinjiwogunchuqu!”

qinaocikezhengzaihebaochanghelimingdedeguanjialilun,yinweitasongdebushikumucaishenxiang,ershihuozhenjiashidewumucaishenxiang,nazhidaotaheguanjiashuolewushubian,kezheiweiguanjiajiushiyaozheimebao,zheirangtashifennaonu。

ranerzijidezhangmuniangbudanbubangta,haizhizhezijipokoudama,gengshirangtagunchuqu,zheirangtagandaowubidebiequ。

为什么?

nandaojiuyinweitashishangmennvxu,nimenjiukeyizheiyangqiruwoma?

wangzhuying,qinaodezhangmuniang,zaijialitakeyirennihulaihequ,neishiyinweitaailinqianqian,weilelinqianqiantaningyuandangyigeshangmennvxu,danneishizaijiali,guanqimenlaisheiyekanbujian,kexianzaishizaidatingguangzhongzhixia,nirangtayigedananrenqingheyikan。

ranerhaibudaitakaikou,jiutingdaoletalaopolinqianqiandeshengyin:“qinao,womarangnigunchuqu,nitingdaomeiyou!”

meicuo!zheiweifubaimaomeidazhangtuidejipinmeinv,jiushiqinaomingyishangdelaopolinqianqian,ciketazhengzoudaozijimuqinshenbian,duizheqinaonushenghechi,yuqizhongtouzhenongnongdeyane。

zhiyintacongxindilipaichiqinao,yinweiqinaowuqian、wufang、wuche、wugongzuo,chulehuishaocai、zuofan、xiyifuwai,tajiushiyigewonangfei,shiwenzheiyangyigenanrenzenmenengzuotalaogong,shuochuqutadouxiandiuren!

“diurendedongxi,tingdaowoshuodehuameiyou,ganjingunchuqu!”

wangzhuyingyishuaishoujiujiangneigewumucaishenxiangjishuaidaoledishang,“pada”yisheng,wumucaishenxiangshunjianduanchenglehaojijie。

kandaozheiyimu,qinaodexinjiuxiangshizheizuowumucaishenxiangbanbeishuailegefensui,tahenzijixialeyan,dangchuzenmehuiweilezheiyangyigenvren,erzuolelinjiadeshangmennvxu!

“qinao,nidaoditingmeitingjian,nishiyaoqisiwomama?ganjingunchuqu,yaoburanwomenjiulihun!”

kandaoqinaowudongyuzhong,linqianqianyilianxiunao,yaozhidaojintiankeshilinjiadedarizi,qinaozheigefeiwubuzaijialidaizhe,pianpianyaopaodaozheilai,zhendeshidiurendiudaojiale。

“meicuo!womentamadezaogailihunle!”

chenmolebanshang,qinaodeshuangquanjinwo,shuangmouzhongyipianxuehong,dashengdepaoxiaozhe,tashilinjiadeshangmennvxubujia,dantagengshiwenmingdixiashijiedexiuluowang,qinengshouzheizhongwuru。

yaozhidaocengjingyouduoshaohuangshigongzhu,guifumingyuanxiangyaojiajita,tadouzhizhibuli,genghekuanglinjiazheimeyigeliansanliujiazudousuanbushangdeputongrenjia。

zhiyutaweishenmeyaofangxiazijishenduanlailinjiazuoshangmennvxu,neishiyinweidangniantabeiganchujiazu,liuluojietouzhishi,dedaoguolinjialaotaiyehelinqianqiandebangzhu,erneishihoudelinqianqianshineiyangdeqingchun、piaoliangheshanliang,rangtashenshendejizailexindi。

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qinaodangshixiangyemeixiangbiantongyile,keshiliangrenjiehunzheiyinianlai,linqianqianlianpengdoubujitapeng,haidongbudongduitawurumanma,shuoqinaohuiletadeyisheng,yinweitayaojiadenanrenyidingshishijieshangzuiyouxiude,zhishaobushirutongqinaozheiyangzhihuizuojiawudezhainanfeiwu。

keshilinqianqiangenbenbuzhidaoqinaozaizhaogutashenghuoqijudetongshi,haizaiandilititazuolexuduoshi,jiulianjintianhesihaijituanqianyuedeshiqingdoushitaandilianpaide,zhidengqianyuechenggonghou,tacaizhengshidexianglinqianqiangaobaiqiuhun,jitayigeshengdadehunli,rangtachengweiwanzhongzhumudexingfuxinniang。

zhishitaxiangbudaodeshizijiweilinqianqianzuolezheimeduoshiqing,huanlaidequeshidatingguangzhongxiadewuru,zheiyangdehunyintabuyaoyeba!

“youyisi,yigefeiwunvxujuranganhelinjiajiaoban,yetaimeiyoujiajiaoleba!”

“haha!yexuzheijiushirenjiadeguqihezunyanni!”

“goupiguqihezunyan,womenhaishikankanlinjiajintianruheshouchang,sihaijituanderenhuibuhuihetamenqianyuedeshiqingba!”

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cishi,datinglidebinkedouduizheiyimujiweiganxingqu,yigegeraoyouxingzhideyilunzhe,douzaidengzhekanlinjiadexiaohua。

“hunzhangdongxi,sheirangnizaizheilisayede,ganjinjiwogunchulinjia!”

kandaozheiyimu,linlaotaijunzhijiefabiaole,zaijiminglinjiazididechanfuxia,laidaoleqinaodemianqian,yiliandeqijibaihuai!

zhishiqinaogenbenbudalita,ershizhuantouwangxiangzhanzaiyipangdelinqianqianmorandao:“qianqian,shenmedongxidoukeyikaiwanxiao,weiduganqingbukeyi,dangnishuochulihunlianggezideshihou,shuomingnigenbenbuzaihuwomenzhijiandeganqing,jiranruci,woyouhebizaijiuchanzheni。”

“qinao,nishenmeyisi,nihaizhenganhewolihun?”

tingdaoqinaodehua,linqianqiandeliansejiweifuza,yifangmianshiyinweizheiliderentaiduolerangtajiweimeiyoumianzi,haiyouyifangmianzeshiyinweitayijingxiguanleyouqinaozaishenbiansihouderizi,neizhongriziqueshihenwenxin。

“我为什么不敢?”

qinaoturannuheyisheng,shengzhenquanchang:“wonanidangbao,nijiushiwodeyiqie,kezheibushiniwuruchaofengwodeliyou,womenhaishilihunba!”

cikedeqinaoyanshenzhizhongzangzhewujindeluomo,napatayongyoutaotianquanshi,yijiuwanhuibulezheifenqidaiyijiudeganqing,suoyiyeshishihoujieshule!

“你……”

kandaozhouweirenqunzhizhongneixiechaofengdemuguang,linqianqianmiansefuzadedianlediantou,tayeyouzijidejiaoao,jiranhuayijingchukou,neizhinengyingzhetoupizouxiaqu。

“lidehao,zheigefeiwubuyaoyeba!”

tingdaoliangrendeduihua,linlaotaijunjiangshouzhongdelongtouguaihenhendezalejixia,duizhequanchanglaibindao:“geweiduibuzhule,zheishijiamenbuxing,buguowodaoshixiangqingdajiazuogejianzheng,womenjiaqianqiansuiranhezheigefeiwujiehun,danshizheiyinianlaidoushifenfangshuide,suoyitaxianzaihaishiwanbizhishen,xiangyaohewomenlinjiajieqindekeyizhaolaoshenshangtan!”

“哗!”

cihuayichu,budandanshizaichangzhongrenlengle,jiulianlinqianqianyeshimianhongerchi,tagaobudongzijidenainaiweihehuizhidaozheijianshi,kejiusuanyaotazaijiaren,bunengdengyihouzaishuoma,feiyaozaizheizhongrenduodechangheshuo,jianzhishidiusirenle!

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zheiduitalaishuojianzhishitiandadewuru!

suoyitazaizheiyikejiyayijiudenuqichedibaofale……