2017年。
平行世界。
chenjileduoniande《zoujinkeji》jiemu，zaijintianzhongyuzhongxinqihangle。
erqiezheiyicijiemuyecaiqulequanxindebochufangshi，caiyongquanguozhibo，cengjingneigehuobianyishidezhuchirendongweiyezhongxinhuidaolewutaishang。
juguangdengxia，dongweimanlianxiaoyi，juzhehuatongshuodao：
“a，neimeshangyiweicansaizhedailaidezidonglidijizhenshifeichangdebucuoa。”
“jiexialai，jiurangwomenyizuireliedezhangshenghuanyingxiayiweicansaizhe——zhouzheng!”
‘哗啦啦——’
dunshi，guanzhongxishangzhangshengruyun。
meiyiweiguanzhongdouchuaizhewubiqidaidexinqingdengdaizhexiayiweifamingzhe。
budebushuo，zheigejiemushizhendeyouyisi。
diyimingcansaizhe，tadailaideshikeyixiaqianwumidexiaoxingjiqi，jieguobeiyigekejigongsiyiershiwandezhuanlifeimaizoulezhuanli，diermingcansaizhedailaideshizidongxitouji，beirenyongshiwankuaiqianmaizoulezhuanli……
lianggexianchangzhijiebeimaizoudezhuanli，jiangzhenggejiemudeqifentuixianglezuigaochu，buguangxianchangdeguanzhongmenfeichangjidong，lianchangwaiguankanzhibodeguanzhongmenyefeichangjidong。
zheiyici，quanguodeguanzhongdouwubiqidaidedengdaizhedisanmingcansaizhe，qidaitashifouyounengdailaishenmexinqidefaming。
‘咚咚咚——’
yanbotingnei，yinleshengxiangqi。
yanbotingdamenbeituikai，yimingyizheposudeshaoniancongzhongzoulechulai，shaonianyuemoshiwuliusui，moyangfeichangqingxiu，liuzheyitouganliandeduanfa，shenshangchuanzhewubilianjiadeyundongfu。
guanzhongmenkandaotadeneiyike，biaoqingjieshiweiweiyizheng。
什么情况?
zenmehaiyouweichengnianrencansai?
“未成年?”
“kanyangzi，chugaozhongba?”
“jiemuzuzenmehainengyaoqingweichengnianrencansaia?”
“zheimexiaodehaizinengdailaishenmefaming?”
……
guanzhongxishang，zhongshuofenyun。
zhouzhengdaoshihencongrongdegendajiadazhezhaohu。
“dianshijiqianyijixianchangdeguanzhongpengyoumen，nimenhao，zhuchirennihao，geweizhuanjiaqianbeimennimenhao，woshizhouzheng。”
jianduandejijuhua，jirendediyiyinxiangjiushihenyoulimao，yikanjiushijiajiaotebiehaodehaizi。
dongweiduiyuhoutaijiemuzudeshaixuanyaoqiubingbuqingchu，dankandaozhouzhengzheimedonglimaodehaizi，xinlihaishifeichanggaoxingde。
zoushangqian，dongweimeikaiyanxiaodewendao：
“tongxuenihao，nidiyicishangzheimedadewutaiba?haoxiangkanniyidianjinzhangdeyangzidoumeiyoua，gaosuwomennijinnianduodale?”
wenyan，zhouzhengdandanyixiao。
“wolaizibeifanghancheng，jinnianshiwusui。”
huayinluoxia，quanchangrendoushaoshaolengleyixia。
还真是未成年?
bushi，nibuyongshangxuedema?
shiwusuijiunengcanjiazoujinkejile，zheijiemuzushaixuanshizenmehuishia。
guanzhongxishang，yimingpangfurenyebeizhouzhengqingxiudemoyanggenlimaodehuidajidouxiaole，ceguoshenzigenzijideerzishuodao：
“kanjianmei，renjiazheimexiaojiunengshangjiemule，niyihoukedehaohaogenrenxuexi，zhidaoma?”
hantouhannaodepangerzidiandiantou，yanshenzhongmanshixianmuzhise。
“我知道了。”
jiezhe，dongweiyouxiejingyadekanzhezhouzhengdao：
“nicaishiwusui，nijintianbuyongshangxuema?”
zhouzhenglianshang*chuleyisiqianqiandexiaorong，danzixikandehuatadeyanshenqueshizheigenianlingduanbugaiyoudewenzhonggenqingming，jiezhedao：
“woxiaoxuechuoxue，xianzaiyijingmeiyoushangxuele。”