“baba？haha……”nanrenchaonongdedaxiaochusheng，nannannvnvxuannaodeshengyinzaizheiyiketinglexialai。
“qiaoqiao，qiaoqiao，zheixiaozazhongjuranzaijiaobaba，tajuranhaiwangxiangzhetababalaijiuta。haha……xiaozazhong，wogaosuni，**yagenjiumeibaba，wenwennineiwanrenqidema，kongpatadoubuzhidaonibabashisheiba？haijiuni，niyaoxiaosibenshaoyema？”
“nisahuang，woyoubaba，qianqianyoubaba，qianqiandebabashiyingxiong，nishihuairen，nidamamaheqianqian，babayidinghuilaijiuqianqiande，pei，nigehuaidan，babahuishalenide！”
xiaonvhaidakuzhetuleyikoutuomozainanrenlianshang，tadetoufabeichedezuanxincigudeteng，kezaiteng，tayeyaohanweitadezunyan，tabuyunxurenherenshuotameiyoubaba！
“砰……”
nanrenbeichedijinu，tajiangxiaonvhaimengdeshuaizailedishang，yijiaohenhencaizailetadexiaodushang，xiaonvhaidezuijiaoshunjianxianxueliuchu。
“xiaozazhong，kanlaozijintianbunongsini，gantulaozikoushui，wokannishihuoniwaile。”shuozhe，nanrenshunshounaqibolizhuoshangdezhenguan，duizhexiaonvhaibianzhunbeixiazhen。
zheishi，yigechuanzhexinggandenvrenturanchongguolai，dangzaixiaonvhaideqianmian，aiqiudao：“longge，youhuahaohaoshuo，tahaishigehaizi，ninbiegentajijiao，longgenixingxinghao，fangguotaba。”
nvrenshixiaonvhaimamadetongshi，mingjiaoyangqin，pingshitaduimunvliangjiutebiezhaogu，jinyeweilebaohuzheimunvliang，zhentayedale，jiutayehele，gangganghaoburongyiconghunchenzhongxinglai，quekandaolenanrenzhengduixiaonvhaixiashou，taxiangdoumeixiangbianchongleguolai。
“啪，啪……”
nanrenshuaishoubiandaleyangqinlianggeerguang，ehenhendao：“chou**，jiupingniyepeijizheixiaozazhongqiuqing？gunkai，zaibugunkai，laozinongsini！”
lianjia**ladeteng，zheilonggeshimaoshichulemingdeditoushe，yangqinxinliyehenhaipa，ketabunengjiansibujiu。“longge，woda，woda，qiuqiuni，fangguozheigehaizi，tazhenbunengshiyao，wotita，wotitada！”
“haha……”huran，nanrendaxiaoqilai。
jieryouduizhefangjianlidenannannvnvdashengshuodao：“qiaoqiao，zhei**haitingjiangyiqi，haha，xiangsishima？laozichengquanni！”
shuoba，nanrenzhuaqiyangqindeshoubei，yizhenjiezheyizhen，zhidaoyangqinyanzhufanbai，hunsileguoqu！
“ganma，ganma，wu，wu……huaidan，huaidan，nimendoushihuaidan，baba，babanikuailaijiujiumamaheganma，wu，wu，wu……”
kanzheyangqinhunsiguoqu，xiaonvhaiqibuchengsheng，haipayukongjujiaocuo，tadexiaoshijiebeiheiantunmei。
nanrennazhezhenguanbijin，xiaonvhaiweisuohoutui，zhidaotuizhijiaoluo，“xiaozazhong，laoshidian，jilaoziguolai。”
mawan，nanrenzhuaqixiaonvhaideshoubei，henhenjiangzhenzhajinletadeshoubei。
“peng……”juran，yishengtaotianjuxiang。
jiuzaizheishi，baoxiangdementuranbeirenmengdechuaikai，houzhongdemenjingzhifeichuxianjinleqiangbi！
menkou，xiaoqiyishenheiserongzhuang，tawanrudiyuzouchudezhipeizhe，zhiyiyan，tashenshangdeliqishayibianrangrenbuhanerli。baoxianglisuoyourendoubeizhenzhu，lengzaiyuandi。
xiaoqideshixianluozaileyichujiaoluo，dishangxiaonvhaizhengbeiqiangxingzhusheyaowu，tamouzishashixinghong，quanshenshaqiyichu，tawanruyidaoshandianchongci，yijiaojiangnanrentifei。
suoyourenshuangshoubaotouhaipadedunzaidishang，sesefadou。
nanrencongdishangpaqilaiduizhexiaoqijiushikaima：“**dezhibuzhidaolaozishishei，ganchuailaozi，kanlaozibunongsini！”
raner，nanrenhuayingangluo，zhitingkacajisheng，sizhiquanfei。
“a……”baoxiangle，chongchizhenanrentongkudeaihao。
“jibendianhuoboleta！”xiaoqibinglengdemingling，rangnanrendengdadetongkongchongchizhehaipayukongju。