女友是大明星

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汽车扬尘而去。

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什么时候向她坦白?

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又来了!

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拜托,我们在约会!

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陈默耸了耸肩。

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王羽心中一荡。

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现在显然不规范。

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“doushiwodecuo,zou,wodainiquchihaochide!”

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“jiushizheili,woyiqianjingchanglaichi,tajiadeguantangbaodeweidaobietiduohaole。”

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“那我不去了。”

柳盼儿却不肯下车。

“为什么?”

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“meishi,chipanglewoyangni。”

“好!”

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柳盼儿身份特殊。

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包子很快端上来。

“也太好吃了!”

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“小松鼠。”

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终于掏着了!

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别和我否认。

zheimeqinni,bushinanyoushishenme?

也别和我解释。

jieshijiushiyanshi,yanshijiushizhenshi!

来吧,再火爆点!

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liupanerzenmezhaolezheimegenanyou?

看上去没什么特别。

wufeijiushibiwoshuailedian……