第004章 打个电话举报你

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“啊?”

xiaojiaxinxianranbeichuyunhouleileyixia,chuyunhouxinlilengxiao,tayebusha,zhidaozheishineilaotouanpaidemeirenji,guolaitaotahuade。

zaitayouzugoushilizibaoqian,jueduibunengjiangchuanchengdexiaoxixieluchuqu。

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xiaojiaxinshenmexiaoxidoumeidedao,jiubugandegenleshanglai:

“gegenijiaoshenmemingzia,niduiwomenxiaojiayoudaen,womenyaohaohaobaodani!”

chuyunhoukanxiangta:“zenmebaoda?yishenxiangxuma?buhaoyisi,woyoulaopole,haihenpiaoliang!”

“额——”

xiaojiaxinxiangguowushuzhongkenengheyingduiyuan,buguochuyunhougenbenbuanchanglichupai。

chuyunhouyuezouyuekuai,yijinglaidaoyiyuanwai,xiaojiaxinxiaopaozhegenzaihoumian:

“ai,niliugedianhuahaobuhao,yihouyoushenmexuyaokeyigenwoshuo!”

“shentixuyaoyexingma?”

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chuyunhoumeizhijiehuilinjia,ershihuitazijijia。

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“haishiwodewulingxianga,heng,xiaoyizijuranhaixianqizanshenshangzang!”

chuyunhoudianleyizhidaqianmen,yaoxiachechuang,yiluxianglinjiafanhui。

“laodiezhidaowoqujirendangshangmennvxu,nengbunengdasiwo......”

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“chuyunhou,nizheiganjinjiwobazheigepomianbaojiwonongzou,linjiabushishoupolande!”

“haiyou,yihoubuxuzaijialichounidepoyan,yaochougunchuquchou!”

mianbaocheshangmiande“zaqiang,xiuxiashui”jigedazijianzhilayanjing。

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meibanfa,chuyunhouzhidejiangmianbaokaidaobieshuwaidemalubiandiuzhe。

linxiyuanyijingxingle,zhengzaiketingzuozhe,zhishiliansehaiyouxiecangbai。

kandaochuyunhouhuilai,jiuxiangtadianlediantou,shengyingdao:“xiexie!”

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“nikannigandehaoshi,qusunjiabieshuqudalesunshao,shijuyijingliandiaocha!”

“haiyou,sunjiayaowomenlinshijituan,jiangliuchengdegufendijiamaijitamen,fouzejiuzhongduanyuwomenlinjiasuoyoudehezuo!”

“tamenzhengzaiganlaidelushang,linjia,zheicizhendewanle,nizheigesaobaxing!”

chuyunhounumayisheng:“neixiewangbadan,haishidadeqingle!”

linguodongqideliansetieqing,yaoyadao:“dadada,nichulehuidajiachuanghuo,haihuiganshenme?”

linxiyaoyexingzailehuodao:“yeyekongpayemeixiangdao,zhaogeshangmennvxubushiposhade,ershigerehuode!”

chuyunhoubeitamennongdewubifanmen,jiunaonudao:“rangtamenlai,neixiewangbadanjiaojiwo!”

linguodongbeiqidetiaojiao:“jiaojini?niyoushenmejiejuebanfa?nizheigemangfuchulehuidajiahaihuizuoshenme?”

chuyunhouqueshixiaodao:“tamenganlai,wojiuganjubaotamen,rangtamenchibuledouzhezou!”

“滚!”

linguodongzhiganjuezijishizaiduilvdanqin,meiyixingdouyoumeiyixingdeguiju,jubao,zheijiushigexiaohua。

linxiyuanyeyishoufue,wunaidao:“zheixieshiqingnibudong,niquxiuxiba!”

linxiyaokanzhechuyunhou,piezuibiyidao:“zheitubaozi,youchunyoubenyouyeman!”

chuyunhoutingxialai,huranxianglinxiyaoxiaodao:“nizaimawo,wojiubawozhenzangduoniandebaobeisongjini!”

linxiyaolengleyixia:“shenmebaobei?”

“yitiaozuchuanderanseti!”

chuyunhoulengxiaozhexiangzijizhuchuzouqu,banshang,houmianlinxiyaocaijianjiaoyisheng,pokoudama。

meiguoduojiu,sunjiaderenjiudaole。

yidaqunren,chulesunjiaderen,haiyouyixiexiangguanbumendetoumu,haiyouyixielvshi。

yuanchu,haiyouyixieheiyihanzi,shoulilinzhegangguanzhangdaoshenmede,keyishuoheibailiangdaoqiju。

linxiyaohedeliansecangbai:“wanle,linjiazheicizhendewanle!”

linguodonglianseyinchenrushuidedingzhechuyunhou:“ruguotanbulong,zhinengbanijiaochuqu,qupingxisunjiadenuhuo!”

bieshumenkou,sunqiantoushangchanzhebengdai,yizhigeboyediaozailebozishang。

buguocishitaqueshizhigaoqiang,taizhexiabakanzhelinguodongdengren。

sunqianconglvshishouliquguoyitawenjian,deyidexiaodao:

“laopifu,liuchenggufendeshi,kaolvhaolemeiyou?”

linguodongliansetieqing,buguohaishiyazhenuhuodao:“zheibukeneng,linjiazuiduochurangsichenggufen,fouze,linshijituan,jiubuxinglinle!”

“haha,kebukenengxianzaiyijingbushinishuolesuanle。”

sunqianxianglianggelvshinuzui,lianggelvshinazheliangtacailiao,xiaodao:

“erlinglingsinian,linshizaijingbiao352dikuaideshihou,shiyongfeifajingbiaoshouduan......”

“erlinglingwunianwuyue,linshizaidongfanghuatingshigongdeshihou,guyongheieshili......”

“erlinglingqinianye,linguodongjiangyigepixiangsongjisuzhangting,neizhuangxianjinsanbaiwan......”

lianggelvshimeishuoyijuhua,linguodongliansejiubaiyifen,zuihoushenziyihuang,juranzhanlibuwen,linxiyuanganjinfuzhuta。

sunqianyangzhexiabaxiaodao:“zenmeyang?shimaigufen,haishiquchangtiechuanglei?nimenhenhaoxuanzeba?”

linxiyuanhongzheyankuang,dengzhesunqian:“ni**!”

tazhidao,linjiazheici,zhendewanle!

zheixiezhengjuyigongbuchuqu,linjiafeidansuoyouchanyebaobuzhu,liantamenzheixiecanyujingyingderenyuan,kongpadouyaodundalao。

sunqianyangtiandaxiao:“haha,wokebu**,erqiehenrenci,wohaijinimenzhunbeilediergefangan。”

sunqiansiwujidandedaliangzhelinxiyuan,huangzheshoulidecailiao:“nipeiwosantian,wosunjiajiujinimenyicijihuiruhe?”

“wangbadan,nixiuxiang!”

linxiyaoyeshiqidenuma,buguosunqianyoudingxiangleta,neiyanzhonglvguangshanxian:

“bu,woxianzaigaibianzhuyile,nimenjiemeiliangyiqipeiwosantian,wosunjiafangnimenyici!”

linjiasuoyourendousisizuanzhequantou,dengzhesunqian,buguosunqianqueshideyixiaodao:

“zheimeduoxuanze,ruguonimenhaizuobulejueding,neihenbaoqian,zheixiezhengju,wozhinengbaoshangqule,qilvshi......”

“manzhe......”

linxiyaolianshangyanleihualuo,maibuerchu:“wo、wogennihuiqu......nifangguoyaoyao,tahaixiao!”

sunqianmanyanxingfendedingzhelinxiyuandeshenzi,fangfoyijingpobujidai。

buguolinxiyuangangzoujibu,huranjiubeiyizhidashoulazhu。

“wobushishuoguoma?zheixierenjiaojiwo!”

chuyunhouyibajianglinxiyuanlalehuiqu,jiuxiangsunqianzouqu。