第6章给仙尊戴帽子
xiuxianjiesanbainianqingxinguayu，kemeimeixiangjiguominjun，yehaitangdouzongnengganshoudaoyizhenshigudehuihen。
huibugaidanwutaderensheng，henzijibunengzhaoguta，baohuta。
“nifangxin，wohuilaile，zheiyishiwodingbujiaonishouyisiweiqu，zaibuhuirangnishiwang，wojiangyongzheirenshijiandeyiqiehuibaonideenqing！”
laidaosanbaiduonianweicenghuiguodejiamenqian，yehaitangbaiganjiaoji，shishishangxianzailiyehaitanglijiachuzoucaiguoqulesitianshijian，guominjunyinggaihaizaijialidengzhetahuilai。
yehaitangzhengyaoqiaomen，quetingdaolimianchuanlaiyizhenshengxiang，tabuyoutinglexialai。
“minjun，nitingwoshuo，yehaitangneigefeiwupaochuquneimeduotian，kendingyijingsiwaimianle。”
“huliang！nishuohuazhuyidian，yehaitangsimeisi，guannishenmeshi？”
“dangranguanwodeshia，wodoushiweilenihao。”
“wozheilibuhuanyingni，qingnimashanglikai！”
“minjun！ninandaohaibumingbaiwodexinyima？neigefeiwusile，nijiubuyongzaiyanle。hewozaiyiqiba，woyidinghuirangnixingfude！”
“wobuxiangzaishuodisanbian，qingnimashanglikaiwojia！mashang！”
“minjun，nibunengzheiyangduiwode，woshiainideya......”
“huliangnifangshou，tingdaomeiyou，wojiaonifangshou......”
“laima，nibiezaiyanle，qishini......”
“fangshounitingdaomeiyou！”
tingdaomenneichuanlaideshengyin，yehaitangyanzhongfuxiannongnongdeshaqi！
zheigehuliangtadangranzhidao，shichonghaishichulemingdewankuzidifuerdai。zheigezasuipingjietajialidequanshihecailiweifeizuodai，buzhihuohaileduoshaoliangjiafunv。
“lvmaozijurandaidaolaozitoushanglaile！”
yehaitangshouzhuazaimenbashoushang，buzhibujuejingranbazheigemenbashouliansuoyibingjishengshengchelechulai。
menbeidakai，yehaitangzoujindating，datinglidelianggerendunshidoukanleguolai。
guominjunsuiranshenchuanhuangsejujiafu，quewufayangaitadehaoshencai，ciketamianrongyouxieqiaocui，youpingbaiduoleyifenbingmeirendeyunwei，rerenlianai。
eryimingshenchuanxizhuangdenanzikanqilairenmogouyang，cishizhengsisizhuazheguominjundeshouwan，manlianyinxiededongshoudongjiao。
kanjianyehaitangjinlai，guominjunxiayishidehanleyisheng：“haitang，jiuwo。”
huliangbuhuangbumangdesongkaishou，buxiedekanzheyehaitang，huoxiangkanyizhigou，yizhidajiaoletahaoxingzhideliulanggou！
“keke，haoba，jirannizheifeiwulaogonghuilaile，neiwojiuxianzoule，minjun，wozaijinidadianhua。”
“sou！”yidaorenyinglveguo，huliangshunjianbeizhongzhongfangdaozaidi。
huliangyilianmengdeshuaizaidishangkanzhetianhuaban，guoleyihuiercaiganshoudaohoubeichuanlai**ladeteng。
嗯？
我怎么又飞起来了？
jinjiezheyigunongnongdexuexingweizhanjuzhenggekouqiang，yizhenzuanxinshinaodetengrangtaxiayishidewuzhuzijidezui。
“wodeya，wodeyameile......”huayindaizheqi，huoxiangbalemenyadexiaohai，shuohualouzheqiyin。
kanzhehuranfangdaohuliangdeyehaitang，guominjunjianzhibuganxiangxin，yehaitangshoubingtongdechangnianzhemo，tizhiyouduochaduoxuruotaqingchudehen，pingtadeliliangzenmekenengbazhuangrumanniudehuliangdafei？
hulianghuiguoshenlai，congdishangjiannanpaqi，molemolian，faxianzijizuiliyibandeyachidoubeidaduanle，suihoubianfalefengyibanchaoyehaitangchongqu，neiyangzijiuxiangyizhifalefengdemanniu。
“我杀了你！”
“啪。”
yigebazhang，chushourudian，jiejieshishidedazaihulianglianshang，batashengxiadeyachiyoudaluoyiban。
huliangyuntouzhuanxiangdedaozaidishang，yehaitangzoushangqianqu，yizhishouqiazhutadebozi，jiangtazhenggerentiqilai。
ganshoudaohuxijicu，hulianglikefengkuangzhengzhaqilai。
“fangkaiwo，ni......”
hulianglianshangzhongyuluchulejingkongdebiaoqing，taxianggekaiyehaitangdeshou，haorangzijichuankouqi，kemeixiangdaoyehaitangliqitaida，wuluntazenmezhengzhadoumeiyouyong，henkuaitabeiqiadehuxikunnan，bozishangqingjinbaoqi，yanjingkaishiwanghoufan！
daolezheigeshihou，guominjunzhongyufanyingguolai，huangmangchongdaoyehaitangshenbian。
“nikuaifangshoua，zaibufangshoujiuyaochurenmingle！”
kanzheguominjunqiuqing，yehaitangmuguangyiruan，shoushangfangsonglejifen。
“zheirenmaofanni，sibuzuxi。”
hulianghaoburongyichuanguoyikouqi，yitingzheihuadunshihedeniaodouchulaile。
tamenzheixieyouqianren，zuishiximing，zhendaolesiwangdebianyuan，wangwangbiandehaowujiecao。
“wocuole，wocuole，ge，qiunile，qiuniraolewoba，wozhendezaiyebuganle，qiunile，babajiuminga......”
guominjunkanzheyehaitanghuranjuedeyizhenmosheng。
“你真要杀人吗？”
yanqianzheirenshafaguoduan，haowulianminzhixin，tazhendeshiyehaitangma？
yehaitangkandaoguominjunyanzhongdeyihuozhujianbianchengkongju，xinjianyitiao。
大意了！
zheilikeshidiqiu，bushixiuxianjie。
xiuxianjiemeiyouwangfa，yiqiedouzunxunzuijiandande“qiangzheweiwang，shizheshengcun”defaze，shafaguoduanshimeiyiweixiuxianzhebibeidejibensuzhi。
kezheilishidiqiua，zheilishijiangwangfade。
erqie！zuizhongyaodeshi，tazenmenengdangzhezijiqizidemiansharen，zheihuijicongxiaoyangzunchuyoudeguominjunliuxiaduodadexinliyinying！
xiangdaozheiliyehaitangxinliyizhenfanmen。
“gunba。”yehaitangsongkaishou。
huliangxiangzhisigouyiyanghualuozaidishang，tanaligantingliu，ganjinzhengzhazheqishen，yibiankesouyibianlangbeidiwangmenwaipao。
datinglijiuzhishengxiayehaitangheguominjun。
kongqianjinglexialai，yehaitangshenshendikanzheguominjun，zheigezijirisiyexianglesanbaiduoniandenvren，cikezhongyuzhanzaitamianqian。
guominjuncongmeibeitarucishenqingdeningwang，youxieganga。
zheijiahuoshenmeqingkuang，jingranzheimekanzhewo？
“ni......zuoba。”
yehaitangguaiguaiqiaoqiaodezuozaishafashang，zicongjiehunyihou，yehaitangzaijiazhongdediweiyizhichuyuruoshi，jialidedashixiaoshizhiyaoguominjunkaikou，jiudoushitingtade。
guominjunyebushiputongnvzi，tahencongming，yehenganpin，daxuebiyezhihouyitouzhajinleyishupinxingye，kaileyijiapaimaixing，youzhunbeijinjunhuazhuangpinxingye。
xiangbizhixiayehaitangduizheigejiajiuxiandehaowugongxianle，kaishideshihouhaiyouyuemuchengyao，yehaitanghainengmianqiangshuoshangliangjuhua。
dangrenqingyejiaduitadetaiduzhihou，yuemudetaiduyibaibashidudazhuanwan，jiciyaoqiutamenlihunwuguohou，tayefangshoubuguanle。
budeyi，yehaitangzhihaochengdanqizheigejialisuoyoudejiawuhuo，chengleyimingchetoucheweidenanpu。
buguoyehaozaiguominjunxindishanliang，congweiwakudiaonanguota，fouze，kongpatazaojiuwujiakeguile。