第6章
zhishidiguleyisheng，wangqingshanhaishixiaoxinyiyidebayaojicaile。
开玩笑！
zhangdexiangluobujiubushirencanlema？
yitarujinderenzhi，wendaoweidaodounengquedingzheishirencanle！
erqieyaolingjueduishangbainianle，zheiniantouxiangzhaobainianlingyaokeburongyi！
zhidaohuanghunshifen，wangqingshandecaiyouxieyiyouweijinditashangleguicheng。
kaoshanchishan，kaoshuichishuibushimeidaoli。
damiaocunbenjiuhenpianpi，lizhenshangdouyouhaojishiliyuan。
yeyinci，damiaocundehoushan，rengshiweijingkaifadechunvdi。
shanzhongdelingyaoshizaishitaiduole，wangqingshanzheiyixiawubujincaidaolemanlanzidelingyao，qizhongbainianyaolingde，jiuyoushiduozhu。
raner，dengtameizizidehuidaozijidejiazhong，quefaxianyoudaoqianyingzhengzaitajiamenwailaihuiduobu，kanzhehenjiaojideyangzi。
zheirangtaweiweiyileng：“suxi？chushenmeshilema？”
suxiwenyanzhuantou，jiaojideqiaolianshangdunshiluchuxiaoronglai：“ya！wangqingshannihuilailejiuhao！ludafudeguinvgaoshaodaohunjuele，nikuaiqukankan！”
yibianshuozhe，xiaoniziyijinglaqiwangqingshanyizhigebo，yingzhuaizhetawangcunweishengzhangan！
zheishizhendejibingrensuoji，lianrangwangqingshanhuijiahekoushuidejihuidoubujile。
zheirangwangqingshanyouxiewuyudetongshi，xindiyeqiaoranfanqizhenzhenlianyi。
这种感觉？
让人心痒痒的。
husiluanxiangzhong，liangrenyijingjinleweishengzhan。
zheiludafushicunlishoufu，guinvshengbingsongyi，douqiongjiangjiupaichang。
zhaixiaodebingfangzhong，jimanlelujiaqidagubadayi，rujinzhengqizuibashedexiarangrangni！
“duohaodeguinvya！yihouyebuzhiyaobianyinajiaxiaozi！”
“heng！zanxiaozirouzhangdeneimejun，yizhunnengjiadaochenglidangkuotaitai！”
“nimenjiubiexiacaoxinle，xiaoziroucaishiqisuini，rujingengshi......”
yankanlujiayiqunqinqibabingfangzaodecaishichangside，wangqingshanbujinweiweipiezui：“douchuqu！renhebingrendoushixuyaoanjingde。”
tazheiyisangzihoude......zhenggebingfangturanxianrusiji。
keshijinjiezhe，dafubianbiandeludafuyoukaikoule：“zheibushilaowangjianeigeguerma？nilaizheilizuoshenme？”
zheiludafuyanzhongyishanjishideqingmie，rangwangqingshandunshijiubushuangle，takanlekanshenbiandesuxi。
suxizheigexiaojilingguidunshihuiyi：“wangdagejiushizancunliweiyidedafuya！dajiachuqudenghouba，woxiangxinwangdafuyidingyoubanfade！”
lujiazhongrenmianmianxiangqudetongshi，ludafudelaopoyangshigengshidengyan：“buxing！woguinvkeshidajiaguixiu，rujinyouhunmile，tayigenianqingxiaohuoyaoshichenjikaiyouzenmeban？”
zheirangwangqingshanbaiyanzhifan，kanlekanjingjingtangzaibingchuangshangdeluzirou，zhengxiangshuoyiju“woyaokaiyouyekanbushangninver”de，keshiyikandaobingchuangshangneirener，tayishijianjingyouxiechile！
好家伙！
zheiluziroujushuoquzhenshangduguoshu，wangqingshanyijinghaoduonianmeijianguole，rujinzaikanzheinizi？
chuluodeneijiaoyigerenbihuajiao！
neixiaolianshangbingtaidecangbai，rangrenyouzhongwojianyouliandeganjue......
buguo，rujinzheilujiarengouyankanrendi，duitasihuyibaiershifendebuxinren，yerangwangqingshanyouxienaohuo。
tanaolenaotou，shuochuyijurangrendadieyanjingdehua：“batataizou！xinbuguowoderen，wobuganyi！”
zheidaoshiranglujiazhongrenyouxiexiabulaitaile。
guanyuwangqingshandeshiqing，tamenyedoutingshuole，lianxiaoqidiantufadianxiandounengyihao，tamenduiwangqingshandeyishuduoshaohaishiyouxierenkede。
可是......
womenmingmingzhishixianghehuyixiazheigeqionglangzhong，rangtabuganhuzuofeiweia！
rujindaohao，zheiqionglangzhongzhijieyiju“wobuganyi”？
zheitamiaoshuodeshirenhuama？
bushishuoyizhefumuxinma？
zheiqiongxiaozizenmejiukuangchengjieyangni？
简直岂有此理！
qifenxianruganga，haozaisuxidejilingjingeryoushanglaile：“wangdafugangshangren，dajiabutaixindeguoyezhengchang，zheiyangba？huanzhefumuliuxia，qitarenchuquba！”
shiyizhici，zaiyikanwangqingshanyeshenyiweirandedianlediantou，lujiazhongrenzhongyuanzisongleyikouqi，didigugudelikailebingfang，zhiliuxialuziroudefumu。
zheigeshijiezhongyuqingjingle。
王青山也终于动了。
tayibenzhengjingdejiluziroubamaizhihou，youwenleludafufufuyixieguanyubingfashijianhezaoqizhengzhuangdengwenti，zuihoucongzijideyaolanziliquchushijiweicaoyaojiaojilesuxi。
“xijingaoliangxiaoshi，fuxiatangzhitajiuxingle。danshixiangyaogenzhidehua，xuyaotuina、zhenjiuheneifuyaobingyong，zheigezhinengdengtaxingle，zaizhengqiutadeyijianle。”
suxiruhuoshengzhi，pidianpidiandeaoyaoqule。
ludafulianggongpojianwangqingshanyibenzhengjing，yedouduolejifenxinxin。
shuoshihua，tamenjiashiyouliangxiaojiaochede。
可这里是大山里啊！
rujinzhangshangmingzhuturanhunjue，jiachejishilisongquzhenshangdehua......
meizhunhairenhaimeisongdao，nverjiuyijinggepile，tamenzhinengxiansonglaizheili。
气氛又陷入尴尬。
yuludafukanbushangwangqingshanzheigeqiongxiaoziyiyang。
wangqingshanyeduigouyankanrendideludafuhaoganqueque，tamomodekaishishoushizhenglizijideyaolanzi，jiushibuzhudongkaikoushuohua。
keshitabukaikou，fandaorangwangdafuyouxiebuanle：“xiaowanga！woguinvzheibing，nizhenyoubawoma？”
wangqingshanbaiyanzhifan：“neifenmishidiaoduonian，huanzuoxiyiliaofa，genzhiyaohuadaliangdeshijianheqian，zaiwozheilidehua，zhendezhixuyaoqitianshijian，qiandehua，duobuxianduoshaobuxianshao，nimenkanzhejijiuxing。”
zheihuashuode......ludafulianggongpodoushiyileng，yishijiangengjiameidile！
这尼玛？
nixiaozizhendeshidafuma？
zenmeshuohuagenneixiejianghumaiyideyiyang？
haiduobuxianduoshaobuxianshaoni！jigeyisima！
dengdaowanshangbadian，suxiaohaoyaodetongshi，hailianwanfandouzuohaole。
taxingchongchongdeduanlaiyiwanheibuliuqiudeyaotang。
nongchoudeyaotangsanzheyiyangdefangxiang，jikoujiubeiguanruluziroukouzhong。
“这是哪儿？”
zheishiluzirouxinglaidediyijuhua，dengtakandaofumudouzai，neiqiaolianshangdexiexujinghuangshunjianjiuxiaoshile。
tahuanshangletiantiandeweixiao，kanlekansuxi，youkanlekanwangqingshan：“wangdage？shinijiulewoma？yuanlainizhendeshishenyi！”
zheishihou，luziroudemuqinyangshifandaoshilaijingerle，haiqiangzhehuida：“shide！womenqinyankanzhe，shiniwangdagejiniaoleyiwanyaotang，niheleyaotangjiuhaoqilaile！”