第5章
“放屁！”
xiaoqiandengshiborandanu，mengdezhanqishenlai，nushizhexiaojin：“nijingganruwoernvdeqingbai？haodadedanzi！”
“xiaoqian，nijiwobizui！”xiaokunshangqianyibu，lenghengdao：“niyangchulaidehaoernv，ganzuochuzheiyangdechoushi，jiubuyaopabierenshuo！”
“xiaokun，ni......”xiaoqianqidehunshenyizhan。
“xiaojin，nizaihushuoshenme？niruciwumiewo，jiubupatiandaleipima？”xiaoyunsisiyaozhuleyinya，xinzhongfennudaolejidian。
tahexiaochuhezhijian，qingqingbaibai，zhiyoujiedizhiqing，zenhuiyuyuebanbu？
xiaojinjingranwumietahexiaochuhezhijianyousiqing？zhenshitaiguofenle！
jianxiaoyunqidejiaoquzhandou，xiaojindexinzhonggewaichangkuai。
rangnizongshihexiaochuhezoudeneimejin，wodebudaode，jiubanimenyiqihuidiao！
“xiaoqian，nianzaizanmenxiongdiyichangdefenshang，wojianyinizuihaozhudongciqudongshizhangdezhiwu。”xiaokunkanzhexiaoqianlengxiaodao。
“nishenmeyisi？”xiaoqianmeitouyizhou。
xiaokunxiaohehedeshuodao：“hetongnishinabudaole。nizhudongcizhibiqibeiganxiatai，zongsuantimianyidian。hebisicheng，miandedaoshihoubeirenxiaohuani？”
xiaojindiantoudao：“bucuo，nizuihaojizijiliudianlianmian。”
“nimenjiuzheimezhejirangwoxiatai？”xiaoqianyaoyashuodao。
“zheibunengguaiwomen，zhinengguainizijiwuneng。”xiaokundeshenqingxiemanlejifeng。
萧乾气得脸色铁青。
yiqiantadeshizhishi，xiaokunzuoyigedage，youyigedage，wubigongjing。xiaojingengshiguaiqiaotiexin，shenzhibiduitaqindiehaiyaoyinqin。
rujintashishi，zheiliangrenjiupobujidaizhaoshangmen，bitatuiwei。zheixianmingdeduibi，zhenshirangrenxinhan！
yipangdeliyulannaonubuyi，tanushengshuodao：“xiaokun，nibietaiguofenle！bieshuowozhangfuxianzaihaishidongshizhang，jiusuantabushidongshizhangle，tahaishinidage！nizennengduinidagezheiyangshuohua？”
“dage？”xiaokunhahayixiao，suihoulianseyichen：“dangdagedeweihebuweididizhexiang？tadanglezheimeduoniandongshizhang，yegailundaowole！”
“nixiuxiang！”liyulandajiaodao。
“xinglide，bieduiwobadahuxiaojiao。”xiaojinlianseyichen：“fouzebieguawoduinibukeqi。”
“nimen！”liyulanqidehunshenfadou，dahoudao：“gun，mashangjiwogun，womenjiabuhuanyingnimen！”
“nimenjia？”xiaokunchixiaodao：“dengwodangshangdongshizhang，chengweijichengren。diyijianshijiushibazheitaofangzishouhuilai！”
“guna！”liyulanqifengle，shenshoujiuchaozhexiaokuntuiqu。
“laoniangmen，ganduiwobadongshou？nizhaosini？”xiaojinyibalazhuliyulandegebo，lishenghechi。
liyulanjuedewubixiuru。tajingranbeiyigewanbeiruciduidai？zheirangtadelianwangnage？
xiaoqianhexiaoyunyeshinuhuozhongshao。
xiaokunhexiaojin，zhenshiqirentaishen！
“xiaojin，nizaiganshenme？fangshou！”
jiuzaizheishi，yidaochongmanlengyideshengyincongmenkouchuanlai。
zhongrendoushiyileng，xunshengwangqu。
zhijianyigefangruoyerendeqingnian，dabuzoulejinlai。
jinguantahunshenlalilata，danxiaoyunyijiudiyishijianrenchutalai。
“楚河！”
xiaoyunmeimouyuanzheng，wanquanbukesiyi。guoleyihuiercaipotiweixiao，luchujingxidexiaorong。didipinganwushi，zhenshitaihaole。
liyulanhexiaoqiandoushiyizheng，buzhidaoxiaochuhezenmegaochenglezheifuyangzi。
“yo，xiaofeiwuhuilaile？”
xiaojinsongkailiyulan，wangxiangxiaochuheshanleshanbizi，yilianxianqidedao：“shenshangzheimechou，zheishidiaofenkenglile？”
xiaochuhelengshengdao：“biefeihua，ganjingun，buranbieguaiwoduibukeqi！”
xiaojinlianseyichen，hanshengdao：“xiaochuhe，nishuoshenme，youzhongzaishuoyibian？”
“worangnigun。”xiaochuheyiziyidundedao。
zhongrenquandoushiyizhenjinge。
yiqianxiaochuhebeixiaojinqifudeshihoudoubuganhangsheng，jintianzenmehaoxiangbianlegerenyiban？
xiaojinmanlianchayi，suihounuhuozhongshao，dashengjiaomadao：“goudongxi，yiweichengleshenjianvxujiukeyizailaozimianqianxiaozhang？bieyiweiwomenbuzhidao，niyijingbeishenjiaganchulaile！”
“nidexiaoxidaoshihenlingtong。”xiaochuhejifengshuodao。
jianxiaochuhedetaidu，xiaojingengjiahuoda：“nizheigeyezhong，xiaojiaduiniyouyangyuzhien，niquebuzhilianchi，henijiegaozaiyiqi！zhenshidandabaotian！”
“xiaochuhe，nizuochuzheizhongwochuozhishi，kehaiyoubandianliyilianchi？nijingranhaiganhuilai？nihaiyaolianbuyaolian？”
萧楚河心头一怒。
tazhidaoshenbijunhexiaojindengrenbushihaodongxi，dantameixiangdao，yebuganxiangxin，zheixierenjingshiruciedu！
weilebuyingxiangshenjiadeshengyu，tamenjingranruciwumietahexiaoyun？
“nimenzheifenmingjiushiwumie！”
xiaoyunqideqiaolianshabai，xiangyaoyuxiaojinzhenglun，xiaochuhelazhutadegebo，qingqingyaoleyaotou。
“nizaihushuoyiju，wojiusilannidezui。”xiaochuhedingzhexiaojin，yanshenyipianbingleng。
xiaojinbuyiweiyi，coudaoxiaochuheqianmian，kanzhetadeyanjingtiaoxindao：“meicuo。suoyourendouzhidaoshizheishishenjiazaijinimenpozangshui。buguoniyounengruhe？bieshuozaishenjiamianqian，jiulianzailaoziyanli，niyejiushiyizhimayibale。”
“laozishixiaojiazhangsun，ernizhishiyigeyezhong！ninashenmehelaozidou？”
xiaojindezuijiaofuqibuxiedelengxiao：“haiyouxiaoyunnei**，pianpianyaobangni。jieguoni，daoshihouxianzailiantademingshengdouchoule。shihuagaosuni，dengtabiancheng、renmenzuilide**，laozijiuzhaogejihuiyongyouta，tayounengruhe？yige**shuodehua，sheihuixiangxin？”
“畜生！”
xiaochuhenuqibofa，mengdeyibazhang，henhenchouzaixiaojindelianshang！
zheiyixiayoukuaiyouhen，xiaojingenbenmeiyoufanyingguolai，jiubeizhijieshanfeilechuqu，zuzufeichusiwumiyuan，zheicaizhongzhongdezazaidishang！
死寂！
yishunjian，zhenggeketing，anjingdezhenluokewen！
suoyourendoushichengmujieshe，wanquanbuganxiangxinzijideyanjing。
“这怎么可能？！”
xiaochuhejingranbaxiaojindafeile？zheixuyaoduodadeliqi？
xiaojinzhengzhazhecongdishangpaqilai，bukezhixindechongzhexiaochuhenuhou：“nigandawo？！goudongxi，zhaosi！”
xiaochuheyanzhonghanguangshanshuo，dabuchaozhexiaojinzouqu。
“woweihebugandani？”
xiaochuhelengmochusheng，zhongrenhaimeihuiguoshenlai，jiukandaoxiaochuhelianshanlexiaojinhaojigeerguang！
“zheiyibazhang，daniqiwosannian！”
“zheiyibazhang，dani****！”
“zheiyibazhang，danibugurenlun！”
啪啪啪！
xiangliangdeerguangsheng，xiangchezhenggeketing。
suoyourendoushimudengkoudai，wanquanbuganxiangxinzijikandaodeyiqie。
guoleyihuier，xiaokunfanyingguolai，nuhoudao：“xiaochusheng，nihaodadedanzi！jinggandawoerzi，nishibushibuxianghuole？”
“nijiwobizui！”xiaochuhepielexiaokunyiyan，lengshengdao：“zaifeihua，lianniyiqishoushile！”
xiaokunborandanu。zheifeiwujingganhetajiangzui？
反了天了！
“xiaoqian，nishizenmeguanjiaotade？jingranjiaochuzheiyangyigenizi？”xiaokunchongzhexiaoqiannumuershi：“jintianzheishiwoyidinghuibinggaomuqin，rangtazhuchigongdao！nimenjiwodengzhe！”
shuowan，xiaokunlazhexiaojin，qichongchongdelikaicidi。