第3章
“咳咳！鄙人”
wansichengxiangyaoshuoxieshenme，jiangjunqueshizhijiebahuailideshanmaotuikaijibu，zhizheshanmaodebizikoupentuomodenuchi。
“nixiaozibuyaomingle，laozigennishuolerangniyongguizishoulei，nibuyong，buzhidaoguizipincilihaima！”
“wo，wo......”
shanmaoweiqudeshaozhehounao，jieshidao。
“woyixinji，jiujiwangjile，zaishuo，nigenguizineimejin，wanyishouleiwushangleni，zazheng！”
“我！”
jiangjunqidegaojuyoushoubazhang。
“hei，nixiaozishayisi！”
wansichengzuoshoubashanmaoladaoyibian，youshouzhizhejiangjundebiziyaohe。
“tashinixiongdi，nishitabanzhang，nixiongdiweilebuwushangnicaibuyongshoulei，nijingranhaifapiqi，younizheiyangdangbanzhangdema？”
“guannipishi，tashiwobanzhang，bushinibanzhang，banzhangrangwodiushouleineishiyinweibanzhangzhidaowoxiaohaotaiduotili，shoushangdeqiangmeiyoucidao，meibanfajixugenguizipincidao！nidonggepiani，gunyibianqu！”
shanmaosihaomeiyoulingqing，fanerchaozhewansichengyizhennuma。
“我......”
wansichengzhizhezijidebiziqideyaozheyachizhifanbaiyan。
“niangde，gouyaolvdongbin！suanlaoziduoguanxianshi！buguoganggangyaobushilaozidexiongdibangmang，nimenliangzaojiujianyanwangyele！wokannimenliangyejiulianggeren，yaoburanzheiyang，nimenyebieganxiewo，jiaruwomenbandele！laozihaorenzuodaodi，dainimenlikaizheili！”
shuowan，wansichengaoqidetaitoutingxiong。
bijingtadebanzhishengxiabagexiongdi，erqieyanqianzheishanmaogouyiqi，zheibanzhangma，budangouyiqi，daofayehao，bitahaihao，tadangranxiangyaobarencailiuzaitadeduiwudangzhong。
“hei，nisheia，gangganglaozijiaonimenpaxianimenweishayaopao，yaoshibupao，nineijigexiongdihuibeijiqiangbu**dasima？jiunizheibanzhang，haixiangyaodaizhewodazhang。laoziyeshibanzhang，yaoburannimendougenzhewodele！”
“shanmao，shoushizhanlipin！niangde，yihouzaibutinglaozidemingling，kanlaozizenmeshoushini！”
jiangjunjishanmaoshuaileyiyan，liangrenlikepaoxiangguizidezhidanshouzheili，kuaisushoujizhanlipin。
“wo......niangde......zhidantong......ganjinshoushizhanlipin！”
wansichengxiangyaopaoguoqu，kexijiangjunsudukuai，henkuaijiujianqilediaoluozaididezhidantong，haiyouneijigeliudandaizi。
wangzhejiangjunshouzhongdezhidantong，wansichengyibazhangpaizaizijideetou。
bijingzheikeshizhidantong，haodongxia！
taganggangzhiguzhequanjiale，xiangyaoyaobaliangrenladaozijideduiwulimian，quebazhidantongjiwangjile。
buguohaihao，tarenduo，henkuaijiugaodaoguizideyibawaibazi，haiyouhaoduowuqidanyaoheguantou。
jiangjunheshanmaoshoushilejigeguizishitizhihou，zuozaiyibian，yongcidaoqiaokaiguiziguantoukenleqilai。
“ng，bucuo，haochi，jiushilengledian！”
“banzhangniduochidian，zheijigedoujini！”
shanmaoyibianmankoujiaozheguantourou，yibiancongguizibeibaolimianquchulianggeguantousaidaojiangjundebeibaolimian。
“nixiaozi......duoxielea！”
jiangjunzhidaoshanmaoduizijihao，tabenlaixiangyaojujue，ketakandaoshanmaodejiao，yezhinengdiantou。
guantousuiranbuzhong，danduiyucishideshanmaolaishuo，tuijiaohaiyouxiebutaifangbian，duodailianggeguantou，jiuduoleyixiezhongliang。
tabixujishanmaojianqingyixiazhongliang，cainengrangshanmaopaodekuaiyixie。
“ei，51shide......laojiang，nimenbuzouma！”
duiyujiangjunjujuedeshiqing，wansichengxinlihenbutongkuai，jiashangjiangjunyouqiangletadezhidantong，tagengshihenbudejibazhidantongqianghuilai，dantahaishiqiangyaxinzhongdenuhuochaozhejiangjunyaohe。
jiangjunheshanmaodouyouxiongzhang，suiranyijingbeixianxueranchenglehongse，danyenengkandaoqingchushangmianxiezhedi51shi，151lvdi306tuan......jiang......zhishihenduozibeicidaohuameile，tameikanqingchu。
jiangjunyibianjiaozheguantouyibianwangzhelaishidefangxiang，shuodao。
“我叫姜军！”
“噗呲！”
wansichenghetadexiongdimendouxiaopenle。
“jiangjun？nizabujiaoyuanshuaini！”
“yaoburanjiaonisilingdele！”
“xiaoshenmexiao，wobanzhangjiushijiaojiangjun！jiangziyadejiang，junshidejun！qiaonimenneiyang，yikanjiumeitingguofengshenyanyi！”
shanmaoaoqidetaitoutingxiong。
wansichengdeqigexiongdijiangyinglelianshangdexiaorong，zhangzuijiuyaomaren，wansichengganjinshuaileyigeyanshen，rangzheixierenbizui。
tazoudaojiangjunshenbian，dunxia，taitouwangzhetiankong，manliandanyoudeshuodao。
“tianjiuyaoheile，womendezhuajinshijianganlu，miandezoucuoleluxian！niwoyiqishaguoguizi，neijiushiwomenbandexiongdi，wobunengbazijixiongdidiuzaiyibianbuguan！”
姜军默默点头。
“ng，zhiqiannijiaowolaojiang，neiniyinggaiyezhidao，jianghaishilaodela！suoyi，zhiqiannizhongjiuhaishitinglewode，zuihouhaishipaxiazhuangsi，budanduoguoyijie，haishalebageguzi，qiangxialeguizidewuqidanyaohekouliang，shuihu。neimeninixianzaiweihejiubuzaitingwodeni！jiuyinweinishibanzhang？！woyeshibanzhang！”
shuowan，jiangjunaoqidepaileyixiaxiongzhang。
“我......”
wansichengqidexianyaofanbo，kejiangjunshuodehuabushimeiyoudaoli。
huixiangdaozhiqiandehuamian，tajuedejiangjunzheijiahuodezhihuinenglijueduibuzaizijizhixia。
tazaiciqiangyaxinzhongdenuhuo，shenchuyoushou，shuodao。
“biren，di11shidi33lvdi66tuansanyingyilianyipaiyibanzhang！wansicheng！”
“shuozheimeduo，koubukea，kankannidexiongdi，buea，nixianzaidaizhenidexiongdipao，buleima，chenzheguizimeilai，xiuxiyixia，chidianguantoubuchongtili，buhaoma？！wanshicheng？！jintianmeiyouwo，jintiannijiuchenggongdaizhenidexiongdiquzhaoxiamiandexiongdihejiuqule！”
jiangjunbingmeiyougentawoshou，zhishipaileyixiatadeshouzhang，jixushuodao。
“xianzaidakuibai，daochudoushiguizi，guizibingliyehuifensan，suoyi，wogujihoumianyinggaimeiduoshaoguiziguolai，erqietianheizhihou，genghaozou，miandebeiguizifeijihepaobingfaxian！”
wansichengbenlaixiangyaofahuo，ketingdaofeijihepaobing，tamengranyizheng，ganjinhuanshizhouweitiankong。
kandaofeijizaiyuanchulaoyuan，tayaoleyaoyachishuodao。
“huoxunishuodedui，feijikendinghuichaozherenduodedifangqu，paobingyebuhuiweilejigerenermengliekaipao，suoyi，womenrenshao，liuxiaxianchifan，buchongtilishiduide！xiongdimen，xianchifan！chibaolecaiyouliqipao！”
wenyan，qitaxiongdimenyibiandiantouyibianganjincongshoushidaodeguizibeibaolimianquchuguantou，yongcidaoqiaokaizhihou，dakoukenleqilai，yibianhaizhudongxiangjiangjunjieshaoziji。
suiranjiangjunmeiyoudayingjiarutamenban，dantamengenjiangjunyiqishaguoguizi，neijiushishengsixiongdi。
zaishuo，tamendangranyexiwanggenjiangjunzheiyangdegaoshou，jixuzaiyiqishaguizi，zhibudingliaozheliaozhe，jiubajiangjunjiliaoguolaileni......
buguomeiyihuigongfu，qianmianbuyuanchuchuanlaidejiliedezhandousheng。
“niangde，qianmianyouguizi！”
“wanle，guizikendingbalujilanle！”
“banzhang，xianzaizenmeban？”