抗战奇葩小说第22章

“zheijianmiyinjifazhangwogangchengwangshaoyaole!haiwangdahuojiwoyigemianzi!”

“zheijianzhuangbeiwomenjunshaokanshangle!xiwanggeweipengyoubuyaobushitaiju!”

“jinggangjifangju,woduanjiaxuzhizaibide!”

“he,duanjiaxu,bierenpani,wolinhaikebupa!jinggangjizhuangbeisheishiliqiangjiushisheide!”

“……”

“laozichu10wan!10wanjin!”

“10wansuangepi!wochuqutigongjiluogeyicijinwomenjiazufubendejihui!zaichangdedoushijianzhengzhe,zhiyaozheibajinggangjishuangshoujianguiwo!”

“nimanizhaochashibushi?!doubushinibenzhideniqianggepi!nichuandeshangmaxianzai?!”

“chuanbushangwobuhuishengjiqu?!laozijinvpengyouqiangdebuxing??”

“我xx……”

luoxukanzhemianqiangencaishichangmeishenmeliangyangde“jingpaixianchang”,yeshiganjueyouxiemeiyankan。

nimenhaiyoumeiyoushenweijiazudashaodejiaoaoheweiyanle?!lianni?!

bujiushiyipizhuangbeima?bujiushiyiduiheshidemiyinjinggangjizhuangbeima?

格局!格局要放大!

xianzaizheiyang,jiazudeliandouyaobeinimendiujinle!haiyoumeiyoubgele?

众人:???

neinitmdaoshibieqianga!

你在狗叫什么??

pianpianzheijiahuohaishisuyuanshenbianderen,kanshangshenmezhuangbeitamenhaipasuyuanpiantan。

buyuanyireta,doumaitagemianzizhengliangxiajiubuzhengle,yincicuoshilebushaozhuangbei,hendeyayangyang。

buguohoulaifaxiansuyuanzhenbuzaihudeyangzi,yejiusuoxingfangkaizhengle。

……

“ze,luoge,woshizhenmeixiangdaotamennengzhengdeneimehen,wodoutaigaochengneiyangle,juranhaigen。”

luoxuyeshiyouxiezashe,huixiangqigangcaihuobaodechangmian,ganjuedoubiyixiepaimaihuiyouguozhierwubujile。

“……woyemeixiangdao。”

kanzhebeibaoligejiadashaodexunuo,suyuanyilianguaiyizhise。

zheijiaqilaikebushao,shenzhisuyuanganjuezijixianzaideshenjiadougoubiniyigeputongerjiezhuanzhizhele。

haidedaobushaobiedehaochu,jianzhizhuandepenmanboman。

dangran,zheixiedongxidoudedengdaodakaojieshucainengyiyiduixian,buguosuyuanyidianyebudanxinzheixierenhuilaizhang。

bijing,zaidajiazuyanli,mianziwangwangdayuhenduodongxi。

zheixiedongxizaitamendetiliangshang,wanquanbuzhiyiti,genbenfanbushangweilezheidiandongxisunshangzijideyumao。

suyuanbuzhidaodeshi,zaitajinrufubendezheiduanshijian,fubenwaidezheiquntiancaiyemeixianzhe。

xianzaiyigegedengjiyedouyoubajiujile,duishijiyihouzhuangbeidekewangkexiangerzhi。

“苏远!”

“?谁叫我”

suyuantingjianyourenjiaoziji,xiayishidejiuhuiguoshenlai,luoxuyekanxiangshengyinlaiyuan,kankanshisheiganzhihuziji“dage”dequanming。

“woshishuyaoqin,heniyigexuexiaode,niyinggairenshiwo。”

shuyaoqinshoushangnazheganggangjingpailaidemiyinjifazhang,shenshangfangjuheitiechanzaxuantie,jiangpojuguimodequtibiaoxiandeqiadaohaochu。

xuebaidebojingyangdegaogaode,peishangjunqiaoderongmao,jiuxiangyizhijiaoaodetianeyiyang。

shuyaoqinxinliyehenjingya,meixiangdaohaizhenshi!

zhiqiancaoxiaozhanggenzijishuoleyixia,zijihaixiangzheyigefuzhuzhiyemeizaiyi。

buguo……yigelonghaichengdefuzhuzhiye,jibianhezijiyiyangshiyinzangzhiye,zhendehemianqianzheigesuyuanshiyigerenma?

shuyaoqinkanzhezheiqunjingchengdashaoduisuyuandetaidu,ganjueyouxiebukesiyi。

“shuyaoqin?ee?!youyinxiang,caoxiaozhanghaoxianghewotiguoni。”

suyuanxiangleyixia,turanfanyingleguolai。

jinlaizhiqian,caoxiaozhanghaoxiangdequehezijitiguoyizui。

shuodajiadoushiyigexuexiaode,ruguoyudaole,lisuonengjizhixiayaoxianghubangzhu。

danyejiuzheimeyici,shuodaodicaoxiaozhangpingshihezijiyemeishajiaoji。

zijinengduishuyaoqinzheigemingzihaiyouyinxiang,yijingsuanjiyilichaoqunle。

ruguoshizijidelaoshijiangchengtianlaishuo,gujizijihaihuihenzhongshi。

“longhaichengyizhongdeneigesuyuan?”

“shiwo,youshenmeshima……xuyaobangmang?”suyuanxiangzhedoushiyigexuexiaode,jiuzheimekeqileyixia。

meixiangdaoshuyaoqindianlediantoudao:“meixiangdaohaizhenshi!neijiuhaoshuole。”

youzhixiangleshenhoudejishigeren,shuodao:“doushilonghaichengren,xiangzheninengbunengbangbangtamen,jitamenxiezhuangbeizengqiangdianshili,dajiayenengbaogetuan。”

“niyekandaole,zheigekaoshimijingdebianhuayoudianda。”

“buzhidaoweishenmeduochuzheimeduotiancai,dajiadeyalidouhenda,suoyicaijujilezheimejishigedengjikaoqiande,xiangzhehubanghuzhu。”

suyuantingshuyaoqinzheimezhijie,chensilepiankeshuodao:“haoshuo!bijingcaoxiaozhangjiaodaiguole。”

“neizheiyang,nimendouxuyaoshenmeleixingdezhuangbei,wokankanyoumeiyouheshide,bianyidianzhijiemainimen。”

“zheiyangnimenshuaguaixiaolvshangqule,shengjisuduyenenghenkuaiganshangle。”

tingjiansuyuanzheihua,shenbiangangqiangwanzhuangbeidejingchengdashaomendunshiyouxieeran,suihouyouxiexianmudekanxiangshuyaoqinyizhongren。

juranzouhoumen!bujiangwude!

“haiyaojinbi?womenmeineimeduojinbia,yaoburangangcaijingpaideshihoujiuyijingxiashoule。”

“shia,erqiejiageyehengui,yijianxuantiejizhuangbei,jiusuanshuxingbucuo,yebunengbiwaijiegaoneimeduoa!jiagedoushijishibeihaiduole。”

“zuizhuyaodeshididengjizhuangbeihenshao,dabufendoushi10jiyishang,xianzaizhuangbushanga……”

buguomeixiangdaoshuyaoqinhaimeishuoshenme,shenhoudelongchenglaoxiangdaoshisuqikulai,qizuibashedejiangqileyaoqiu。

shuyaoqinlveweizhoulezhoumei,youxieweinandekanxiangsuyuan,shuodao:“buhaoyisi,buguotamenshuodeyeyouxiedaoli。”

“xianzaitamendabufendouhaishiliuqiji,wozheiyang9jidedoushaozhiyoushao,genbenzhuangbeibushang。”

“nengbunengkanzaiwoheshujiademianzishang,jitamenyixiedidengjigaopinzhizhuangbei。”

shuowanlianshangyeyouxiefatang,youxiebuhaoyisikanxiangsuyuan。

bijingtapingriliyeshibeirenpengzhechuihanzhemingweitianzhijiaonvdecunzai。

zhiqianshixueba,haishenfuyinzangzhiye,beijingzailonghaichengyesuanbufan,shenmeshihoudishenqiuguoren。

genghekuangtahesuyuanpingshibingmeiyoushenmejiaoji,shenzhiduiduifangdemingzidoumeishayinxiang。

turanrangtaqingqiuyigemoshengrenhaitiyaoqiu,shuyaoqinhaizhenshizheibeizidiyicigan。

“dengdeng,wohaoxiangmeitaitingmingbai……”

haimeidengsuyuankaikoujujue,luoxulvxianwendao:“ruguowomeilijiecuodehua,zheigeji……shibushibufujinbi?”

“dui。”shuyaoqinmeiyouyouyu,suirantayoudianbuhaoyisi,juedezheiyangqianlesuyuanrenqing。

danjijiandidengjizhuangbeieryi,tajuedezijiheshujiadeyigeqingyizhizheigeqian。

“woqu!neibujiubaipiaoma?!”

“neinihewodageguanxishi?”

“今天第一面……”

luoxuyilianmudengkoudaideyangzikanzheshuyaoqin,xiangbutongzheigenvrenzhangdetinghaokan,meixiangdaoxiangdeyetingmei!

“neinihaixiangbaipiaowodage?!”

“wohewoluogeneishiguomingdejiaoqing,wodouhaiyaofujinbi!diyicijian,nijuranxiangbaipiaowodage?!”

“woluoxucongweijianguoyouruci,houyan**zhiren!”

luoxuyilianzhengqi,laolaozhanjuledaodezhigaodian,rangsuyuanchadianyiweibeizhanbianyideshitayiyang。

苏远:???