第3章 看病,忽悠

xiangjiedechanyezhongyouyijiayiguan,zhangjudekandaotaerduoshoushangxinliyijing。

guanxindewendao:“xiangxianshengzenmeshoushangle,buyaojinba?”

xiangjiebaibaishou,haobuzaiyideshuodao:“wuai,zhishiyidianpiwaishang,wozailaiwanyidian,shangkoukongpajiuyuhele。

“jiandanchuliyixiaba,yihuierwoyaoquxiaoanzhenyidazuofushangzuoke。”

xiaoanzhenyidedi109shoubeilvxianzaizhushoumodou,yutadahaoguanxijianghuidedaohenduoyouyongdeqingbao,duiyuzheiyidian,xiangjieshifenzhongshi。

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ruguobushitianzairenhuo,xiangjiejuedeyuanshenhuichengweiyimingyouxiudeyizhe,dan,tianbusuirenyuan!

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batianxingtaibugouyanxiao,shenshouzuochuqingdeshoushi,lengbingbingdao:“qing!”

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“***,zheilaojiahuolaoniuchinencao,meixiangdaotafurencai22sui!zhangxianghaitamajiweimeimao?”

xiaoanzhenyidefurenmingjiaoguhemeixi,jiaxiangzaijingdou。

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“bixunaxia,guizidenvrendoushilaozide!”

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xiangjiezhishiyigebandiaoziyisheng,taohuangqianzhigenzhezufu、fuqinxueleyaocaihezhenjiutuina,qitadeyigaibuhui。

zheimeshuozhishixiangdiaozhuxiaoanzhenyideweikou,yexiangjinyibujiechuguhemeixi。

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zuihouyijuduibashikanzhexiangjieshuode,jinggaodeyiweifeichangqianglie。

xiangjiepailepaishoulideyaoxiang,diandiantoushuodao:“buganbaozhengyaodaobingchu,dannengtifurenhuanjieyier。”

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suiranbuhui,danyangzibixuzuozu。

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“xiangsang,nimenzhongyidemomaizhifayao***kouma?”

“furenyousuobuzhi,zheishijiachuanzhifa,yijingchuanchengshubainian,yizhilebushaoyinanzazheng。”

“furenruoshibuxin,zaixiagaoci!”

yankanxiangjieqishenjiuyaozou,guhemeixijimanglazhuletadeyijiao

“moyaoshengqi,nimobianshi!”zheigebingkunraotataijiu,rujinyouxiwangjiuzhi,tabuxiangfangqi。

xiangjiezuijiaogouqi,shuodao:“furendebingwoyidazhilejie,zhiliaofanganbuzhidaoninengbunengjieshou?”