chunfengchuiguo，taohuashengkaiderizi。
jiaoshiheibanzuizuoce，xiezhegaokaodaojishi92tian。
shangke**xiangqi，banzhurenjianshuxuelaoshiliangchunyanjiazhekeben，mianwubiaoqingdizoushangjiangtai。
zheishigesishisansuidezhongnianfunv，chuanzhedetideqianhuisewaitao，shuzheyisibugoudeduanfa，biliangshangjiazhehouhoudeheikuangyanjing。
zuofengyansu，duidaijiaoxuegongzuojidufuze。
tongshiyegenshuxuezheimengongkeyiyang，lewushengqu。
juligaokaojinshengsangeyue，zaoyimeiyouxinzhishijiang。
xueshengmenmeiyitangkedeneirongdoushibuduandizhongfu，zuoshijuan，jiangshijuan，zaizuoshijuan。
“老师好。”
“tongxuemenhao，qingzuo，bazuotiandejuanzinachulai。”
千篇一律的开场白。
liangchunyanjiangqilezuotiandeshijuan，sangyinguban，meiyouyisibolan。
cuimianxiaoguojijia，xiamiandexueshengrutongniandiaodeqiezi。
jiaoshizuihouyipai，xufeiyangsixiacaogaozhi，xielezhangxiaozhitiao，rengjiyoucedetangyiao。
“goubi，zhongwushiquwangbahaishitaiqiushi？”
tangyiaokanleyihou，tibihuifu：“kuaigaokaole，wohaishixianghaohaoxuexi。”
xufeiyangyouxie：“shaogenlaozizhuangdaweibalang，nishiyikaosheng，wenhuakechengjiguoxianjiuxing，zanmendezhuajinqingchundeweibashijinghaipi。”
tangyiaobuweisuodong：“haipibudongle，wozhongwuxiangshuijue，xiawuyibaomandejingshenzhuangtaitourudaofuxizhong。”
xiaozhituanzailiangrenkezhuoshanglaihuitiaodong，shiyizhonghenyuanshidefaxiaoxifangshi。
shuxuekeshizaikuzao，zhinengkaozheizhongxiaodongzuo，dafayixiananaideshijian。
tangyiaoyouxiebunaifanle，weileyingfuzheijiahuo，lianglaoshijiangshenmedoumeitingqing。
xufeiyangshitiyusheng，duishuxuekebuzenmeshangxin，shangkebuzunshoujilv，aiguojicima，suoyihuaihenzaixin。
tazuijiaoguazhehuaixiao，zaizhitiaoshangxie：“wojuedelianglaotaipiqiyuelaiyuecha，bushigengnianqidaole，jiushixshenghuobuxiediao。”
tangyiaotibihuifu：“lianglaoshiweilewomendexuexi，danjingjielv，ouxinlixue，niyaoshizaishuotadehuaihua，wojiuburennizheigepengyou。”
shuowanjiangzhitiaorouchengtuan，dengdaoliangchunyanmuguangzhushiguolaishi，gaogaodixiangshangyipao。
xiaozhituanzaikongzhonghuachuyidaokuazhangdehuxian，zhuiluozaixufeiyangdekezhuoshang。
xufeiyanghedeyiduosuo，yongchunyushuo：“nigegoudongxi，rengzheimegaoganshenme？”
haimeilaidejijiangzhitiaosaijinzuiliyanxiaqu，jiubeiliangchunyanpishouduoguo。
kanqingshangmiandeduihua，neizhangbenjiuyinchendelian，heidekuainengjichushuilai。
“xufeiyang，nijiwogunchuqutingke！”
laoniangxshenghuoxiebuxiediao，lundedaonipingtoulunzu？
xufeiyangdalazhenaodai，buqingbuyuandiwangjiaoshiwaizouqu，xinlibatangyiaoshibabeizuzongmalegebian。
liangchunyanyouzanxudao：“tangyiaotongxue，nandeninengtihuilaoshidexinku，buguoshangkexiexiaozhitiaoshibuduide。”
tangyiaochenjishuo：“lianglaoshi，wozaojiubuxianggenxufeiyangdangtongzhuole，ninengbunengjiwohuangezuowei？”
liangchunyanlveyisisuo，juedezheigeyaoqiuyesuanheli。
conggangcaixiaozhitiaoshangdeneirongkan，xufeiyangxianrancaishineikelaoshushi。
tangyiaodexuexitaiduhaibucuo，meidaowukejiuyaodedibu。
“neinishuoshuo，nixianghuandaonaqu？”liangchunyanwen。
“wogenjiangxinyuezuoyizhuoyexing。”tangyiaojiaochuxumouyijiudehuida。
jiaoshili，lijixiangqiyipianqihongdeshengyin。
xueshengshidaijiuzheiyang，nanshenghenvshengshaoweiyoudianguage，dounengbeinaobuchuyibuouxiangju。
“安静，安静！”
liangchunyanpaizhekezhuo，kongzhiyixiajilv，ranhoushuo：“jiangxinyueshizanmenbanchengjidiyiming，nixianggenrenjiazuoyizhuo，renjiaxianggennizuoyizhuoma？”
jiaoshiqianpai，zaitongxuemendehongxiaoshengzhong，yigeshouruodenvsheng，jiangnaodaikuaimaijinleshijuanli。
liangzhierduo，hongdefatang。
chulezijijuliedexintiao，zaiyetingbujianbiedeshengyin。
tangyiaoshencaigaotiao，xiangmaojunlang，huidalanqiu，huidanjita。
zheiyangdenansheng，zaixiaoyuanlihenshouhuanying，shixuduonvshengxinmuzhongdebaimawangzi。
jiangxinyueziwen，chulexuexihaoyidianyiwai，keweiyiwushichu。
taweishenmexianggenwozuotongzhuo？
“lianglaoshi，woxiangrangjiangxinyuebangwofuxi，wanyitayuanyibangzhuyixiatongxueni？”tangyiaosiqibailaidishuo。