第一章

“不许摸!”

tayangzhetouyaoyaqiechidikanzhewo,yuandudubainennendexiaoliandanyinweishengqizhangdetonghong。

woshouhuileshou,ranhoutiaoxindiyizhuanfangxiangyongzhijianchuotalianjia。weiweitiaomeidesedikanta,“xiaobudianer,jiejiejiumoni,ninengbajiejiezenmezhe。”

taqidefadou,liangzhixiaoshouzhuazhuwoshizhijiuyao。jiwotengdelianzhijieniuqu,dantaliqinayouwoda,wozhijieshangshoushijingqiatadelian。

tatengdeaoaojiao,sisididengzhewo。

womakandaoleganmangbawolianglakai,yibianxintengdiroutalianyibianzeguaiwo:“nidouchuzhongle,suisuibinixiaosansui,niyaorangzheta。”

tamagenleguolai,wenwenrouroudixiaozhejilewoyibatang,“naerni,shisuisuibudongzunzhongjiejie,wohuiquyidinghaohaojiaota。”

dangjiejiedeshenghuozongshizheimeposhiwuhua。

woqiaozheerlangtui,yishouzhuazheguaziyishounazheyuanzhubizaitadecaogaobenshangjitayansuanshuxueti。ranhouyipaizhuozi,“gaoyideshuxuetihenjiandan,biegenwoshuonixuebuhui!”

jiangsuimoshiwo,tanazhezijidebizaigaoyishuxuedetongbulianxiceshangcongcongrongrongdixiezhe。

buliwojiubuliwo。woduitafanlegebaiyan,kezheguazizuotapangbiankanmanhua。

tameitaitou,lengshengdao,“bizui。”

做梦。

wozuiyipie,yanleiwangwangdidakaifangmenhaodao:“ayi,suisuibuyaowojiaotazuozuoye,tataoyanwo!”

jiangsuilikeqishenwuzhuwodezui。wodangranyebushichisude,jiuyaotitaxiabanshen,jieguowoxigaibeiyazhuyidaidaidaoletarouruandechuangshang。

wozhabazhabayanjingkanzhetajinjulideshengshimeiyan。talianseweihong,quehaishimianwubiaoqingdiqishenzuodaoyizishangjixuxieti。

wokantahongdeyaodixuedeerchui,zezeliangsheng,“nizheibuxingajiangsui,xiaoguniangpengpengjiuzheiyang。ninvpengyouyihou……”woxiaochulesheng,kanzhetatouguolainaoxiuchengnudemuguang,xiaomimidijielexiaqu,“xingfukanyouya,bijingniduoshaoyoudianmiaoba。”

talenglengyixiao,huakaipingmucongtongxunlulizhaodaolewoma,ranhouzaiwozhenjingqiefennudezhushixia,tadianlexiaqu。

shujiashenghuozongshizheimepingdanwuwei。

wodalegehaqian,manyouyoudiwenjiangsui,“nizhidaoshenmeshinianxiama?”

takanzhedianshi,shoujicaokongzheshoubing,meiwangwozheikanyiyan,“buzhidao。”

“wojiushuoma,”wodunangzhe,“youbushixianzaidexiaonanhaidoudongzheixie。”

wofangxiazhengzaiheguimiliaotiandeshouji,taitoukantashifenzhuanzhudiwanzhetadeyouxi,huaixinsiyongshangxintou。

woxunsupuguoquyonggebosuozhutanaodai,qiangguotashoubingwangpangbianyidiu。xiaoxixidikanzheta,“jiangsui,haishiwannibashiheni。”

tashentijiangzhule,congzuilibiechulaiyigezi:“gun。”