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neirenkanzhetachushen，ditouxiaoshengwendao，“zuotianzenmeyangle？”
昨天？
“baixue？”linajiaobaladeyiquancaixiangqizheimeyigerenlai，
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wotamazhendeshixiaodaola**，kaileyanle，zheiyejiuyesuanhai？dangshikanshudeshihoutahaitucao，zenmenvzhushenbiangaoyigezheiyangderen？
jiumingzhiendangyongquanxiangbao，haodaiwoyeshitazaishengfumuba，tajiuzheimeduinilaomude？zheigebuxiaozi！
你给老子等着。
xiaoajiaohenhenshuangshouchuaidougif【jizuozhejidaopian！】
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linajiaozhuangzuoshangxindemoyang，aishengtanqi，ziranmeiyoucuoguobaixueyanlishanguoyisidedechengdebuhuaihaoyi。
“shijiewotingqitarenshuowuliangxianzunjinrishouleyigenvdizi，shijieni…nibuyaoshangxin，wuliangxianzunhaishizuixihuannide。”
“neigenvdiziwokanle，nalinengbideshangshijienia，yaoshitabutinghua，shijieyoudeshibanfajiaoxuntabushima？”
zheihuashuodetadouxiangganjinzounvzhuyidun
hehe，zhenshiyuanyoutou，zhaiyouzhua，haitayilaijiushanggouyinshenxingzhi，tabuyaolian？nijilaozidengzhe！
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“baixuenishuodedui，niyoushenmehaodebanfameiyou？”
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“nimenzaizuoshenmeni？”
linajiaohuitoujiukanjianzaidadianshangyutayitongchiguadezhouzhou。
jianbangshangbeizheyigebitahaidayaocailouzi，zhanzaiyizhangwai，kanzhetamen。
baixuejianzhouzhou，xiaozhedao，“zhouzhou，nilaila，leibulei，zuoxialaixiuxihui，wobangni。”
zhouzhouwaizhetoukanleyiyanlinajiao，duibaixuedao，“niyaobangwo？”
“neininazouba。”shuozhejiexiabeishangdebeiloudiguoqu，“zheixiedongxishiyaotangwangzhanglaoteyifenfude，yaoyigeshichenneishishaishifan，bunengyouyisichaoshi，nikeyima？”
baixueyiliantitie，shangqianjieguohou，xiaolexiao，duilinajiaodao，“ajiaoshijie，zhouzhoushiwotongmenshimei，nianyounanmianyouxiejiaoqi，xuyaochangchangxuyaorenbangmang，woqubangbangta，nibuyaojianguai，xiaciyoujihuizailiao。”
linajiaosidixiapielepiezui，zhenshiyigehuailexindelanbaicai！
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buzhiganenjiusuanle，haidaochushihuai！
buguoxianzaihaibushizhaoshideshihou，“baixuenizhenshigehaoren，xishengziji，fengxiantaren！”
“tongmenbangmangeryi，woyebangshijielebushima？”baixuedafangdexiaolexiao。
呸呸呸，谁要你帮！
zhouzhoushangqianlazhelinajiaodeshou，tiantiandao，“ajiaojiejie，woxindeleyigedanyao，hentian，nigenwoquna，wosongniyiping。”