zaisuhandexunwenxia，mingzijiao【xiaochenbuchixiangcai】denvshengyeshishuochulezijidewenti。
“jiushineige，qianduanshijianwotanleyigenanpengyou，tabiwoxiaosisui，wogentatandeshihouni，wogerenganjue，tahaoxiangbushihenrenzhen。”
suhanqingqingtiaomei：“jiedilianshiba？bushihenrenzhenshizhinazhongfangmianni？”
chennvshidangjihuida：“jiushi，woganjuetahaoxiangzhixianggenwowanwan，gezhongfangmiandouhensuiyideyangzi，ranhouwodangshixianggentazaiyiqini，shiyinweitadexinggehentaowoxihuan。”
suhanjiezhewendao：“zheiyang，neinigentashizenmerenshide，ranhouzenmezaiyiqide？”
chennvshidunleyixia，huida：“wogentazaiyijiagongsi，womenshiyiqigongzuorenshide。ranhouqichushiwoxiankanshangleta，woxianggentazaiyiqi。jiezhehoulaiwojiugentashuo，womenliangshizhechuyichu，wanyiwanba。danshisuiranwoshizheimeshuo，wobiaomianxiangweilegentatanlianai，qishi......”
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chennvshilianmangjieshi：“tabuzhidao，tadoubuzhidaowoyouduoxihuanta，yinweiwobiaoxiandebutaimingxian。”
suhanweiweiyixiao，“wodongle，nijiushibiaoxiandehencouhe，jiushirangtajuedenishizaigentacouhezhihou，zaitanlianai？”
“duia！”chennvshiduisuhandecaicebiaoshichengren，xuanjiyoushuo：“chuleyiduanshijianhou，wojuedegentabuheshi，xianggentafenshou，danshitayoubuxianggenwofenshou，buzhidaoweishenmeni，woganjuetayoubuxianggenwojiehun......”
suhanzhalezhayan，dunzhujimiaohou，shuodao：“yinwei......”
shuozhe，tanaqizhuoshangdebi，wangshenhoudeheibanshangxiexialelianggezi。
【免费】
kandaoheibanshangdezi，zhibojianshunjianzhaguo。
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xinliananchuaicelexia，xuanjiyouwen：“e.....neiyoushenmefangfa，nengrangwogaibiantazheigexiangfani？”
wenchuzheijuhua，xianranyeshitongyilesuhandeshuofa，danneixinqueyouduineigenanshengdonglezhenganqing，suoyixianggaibianxianzhuang。
suhantingdaozhihou，yeshihaobuyouyu，zhuanshenzaiheibanshangshuashuashuayouxiexialelianggezi。
【怀孕】
“niubi！niubikelasi！”
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chenjiayizaicixianruchenmo。
piankehou，youwen：“zheigehuibuhuidaijiayoudianda？haiyoudisangexuanzema？”
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【假装怀孕】
siziyichu，zhijiejuesha！
chenjiayiyeshidunshibianleyuqi。
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“什么事？”
“wohuaiyunle，nipeiwoquyiyuanzuogejianchaba。”
？？？
kandaochenjiayidexiaoxi，xujiajunshunjianbianlelianse。
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“yinweiwozaiweixianqi.......”
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【baobei？】（hongsegantanhao）
“wobei.....laheile？？？”
..........
lingyibian，zaichenjiayiguaduanhou，zhibojiandunshijiuxianqilexuanran***。
“haishinanrendongnanrena！”
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“fule，zhendeguifule！”
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nengzuodaozheiyidiande，yezhiyousuhanleba？
“zheihuozhenbukuishizhananzushiyea......”
pangbian，zhengzaikansuhanzhibodeyangjianguo，doubuyoudiluchufuqidebiaoqing。
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“ganxiezheiweichennvshidelianxian，rangwomenhuanyingxiayigewangyou！”
shuoba，suhandenaohailijiushanguojishengbobao。
【pofangzhi+10....pofangzhi+10....】
【pofangzhi+10....pofangzhi+10....】
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danchulepofangzhiwai，liwugengshishoudaotingbuxialai，manpingdetexiao！
只因！
suhanlveweichushou，jiuyingdeleyizhonglaofendezanshang，gengshifuhuoleyidapixinfendefangxin。
开门大吉！
buduoshi，xiayigelianxianderenjiujietongle。
“你好寒哥。”
“nihao，zheiweimingjiao【xinpianzhang】denvshi，qingwenwogaizenmechenghunini？”
“我姓徐。”
“haodexunvshi，niyoushenmewentiyaoxunwendeni？”