wodezhanghaomingshi“huangjingjingaichiji”。
meicizhiboshi，pingmushanggundongdefensiliuyanrangwojijidongyouxinwei。
wobianjiaozhejiroubianyuedu：
【zhubohaopiaoliang，chineimeduoyebuzhangrou！】
wozhalezhayan，zuijiaodaixiao：“zheikenengshitianshengdeba。”
【zhubozenmeweichishencaide，kuaishuoshuo!】
woguzuoshenmidiyixiao：“meitianshuigoushiergexiaoshi，shibushihenjiandan？”
【kanzhubomeicichifandouneimexiang，yidianeryebuxiangjiachi。】
“yinweizhendehenhaochia！”wozhangdalezui，youchileyidakou。
haiyourenliuyan：【zhuboyounanpengyoulema?】
fangtiansi，suanbusuanni？woyanshenshanshuo，sisuopiankehoushishiqiushidihuida：“nanxingpengyou，youde，womencongxiaozaishanlidaoguanzhangda，yiqishenghuolehenduonian。”
弹幕炸开了：
【what？zhubojuranshishanshangxialaidegaoren？】
【zhuboshibushijizijihualeguangchibuzhangroufua？】
【zhendeyouneigefuma？zhubokebukeyijiwohuayizhang，xinnvyuanzhongjinqiuzhi。】
woyanqianyiliang，juedekeyikaolvkaituogexinyewu。
【zhuboshizainagedaoguanzhua？】
【xianzaidaoguanshibushiyeyaokaozhenghaiyaoyouxuelicainengjinqua?】
内容逐渐跑偏……
【zhubodedaoshinanyouzaima？rangwomenkankanbei？】
fangtiansizheishiqiahaohuilai，tatuoxiahuangsewaitao，xilebalian，shenqingpibeidiquweishengjianbazaoshangpaozaixiyipenlidebeizhaonaqilairoucuo。
wobatazhuaidaojingtouqian，tazaijingtoushangkandaowangyoudepinglun，cengdelianjiuhongle，lianzhemanyandaoleergen，shouhaibuzijuedewojinleyijiao。
【wodetianna……zheishishenmechunqingxiaonanshenga??】
【woyeyaoqudaoguanguaigexiaodaoshihuilai。】
【zhuzhubozaoshengguizi，baitoudaolao！！！】
【zaizheigekanliandeshijie，woguoranshicoushude，junnanmeiguorangengda。】
takandaozheixiepinglun，liangenghongle。
woxiaozhejiangtalahuiyipang，kanzhewangyoudepinglun，ganshouzhezhibojianredudebiaosheng。
“nikan，niyilulian，wodeliuliangjiuduoleqilai，nibiesongwaimaile，zanmenzuhegaozhiboba!”woxingfenzheshouwuzudaodiduitahan。
tataitou，zhanghongdelianshangdaizhechiyihexiuse，fangfoshichunrilichuzhandehuaduo，zaiweifengzhonglvexianchouchu，queyouwenroudongren。
taneishuangyanjingrutongxiaokongzhongzuihouyikexingxing，qingcheerhanxu，yinyueshanshuozheyuyanyouzhideguangmang。
zheiyangdefangtiansirangwodexiaoxinzangyeputengputengtiaoleqilai，wobiekaitadeyan，shenxiyikouqi，jixuquzhibole。
guonianzheitian，wozaizhibojianli，xingzhibobodichizhegongbaojidingxiandejiaozi。
pingmuturanzhachuleyiliangyuzhoufeichuan，wojingxiwanfen，zheihaishiwotouyicishoudaozheimedadeliwu。
songliderensixinwo，xiwangnengjianmianshangtanhezuoshiyi。
zheirenmingjiaoyuanji,shiyizhixiuxingle500niandeyeji，renxingshijiaoraomeiyanneiguade。
womenzaiyijiamingwei“laoshanghai”defandianjianmian，dianneizhuanghuangguseguxiang，yingzaoleyizhongshenzaiminguodefenwei。
yuanjishenzhejinshenehuangseqipao，waipiouhesedediaopidayi。
dianlinuanyangyangde，taqingyingdituoxiadayi，neiaorendeshuangfengsuizhebufaqingzhan，neishuangyangzheshuibodemeiyanxianbuzhudepiaolaipiaoqu，buzhidaogouleduoshaonanrendehuner。
yuanjixiangwotiyihezuo，xiwangwokeyibangtazhibodaihuo，maiyixieshengtaihuanbaoyejidan。
woyutayijianrugu，xiangtanshenhuan，zirandaying。
zhengdangwomentanxiaofengshengshi，fangtiansizoujinlefandian。
yuanjikanjianta，neishuangmeiyanzhongjingguangyishan。
tayoujiangshulezijijiannandechuangyelicheng，qijianyanshenshibushidizaifangtiansishenshangdazhuan，zuihouqiaopidicoudaowoerbian，dishengshuodao：“meimei，nengjiejiwonizheigekeaidexiaogenbanma？”
wohaoqidizhuiwen，tashuoxiangrangfangtiansidangtazhuli，yuexinliangwan，woxindongle。
jinguanfangtiansihenkangju，danzaiwoderuanyingjianshixia，wohaishirangtaquyuanjineiligongzuoshishi。
sheizhi，fangtiansidiertianjiuhuiliuliudihuilaile。
womanlianjingya：“zheimehaodegongzuo，zenmezheimekuaijiuhuilaile？”
tamanlianweiqu、xiaoshengdunang：“wobuxianggentagan……”
wulunworuhequan，tadoubuqu，youwentayuanyin，tayebikoubutan，zuihoushenzhibazijiguanzaifangjianli，bukenchulai。