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wanganyizhuilewowunian，wozhongyudayinghetazaiyiqi，wojiangzijidequanbushenjiajiaojita，zhiqiunengjitaanquangan。
kezaiyiqiyinianhou，tapinpinliulianfengyuechangsuo，erdangwozhiwentashi，tazhihuishuoyiju：「wozhishiwanwan，woaiderenhaishini。」
wokanzhequanranbianleyifumoyangdenvren，turanjuedewokezhenkexiao，woyaoshixiangwan，neihaiyouwanganyishenmeshi？
kedangwoxuezhetadezuofengshi，tayoulaizhizewo，shuowoduibuqita，woxiaolexiao：「wozhishizaigennixue，youwentima？」
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wanganyibeirenpaidaozaihuisuowanshi，wozhengzaimangzhejitazuofan，taweibuhao，chiwaimiandefanwobufangxin。
wocongcongganqushi，jiujianhaojigeshuxidegongzigezhanzaimenkoukanrenao，jiandaowolaitamendebiaoqinghenshiguiyi。
wolaibujiduokan，yibatuikailefangmen，jiujianwanganyizuozaishafashang，shenpangshijigenianqingdeshaoye。
wodangjinushangxintou，jiangluanqibazaoderendouganlechuqu，guanshangfangmengejuelewaimiandeneixietanxundemuguang。
wolengyankanzhewanganyi：「wanganyi，nigaosuwo，nizheishizaiganshenme？」
「wozhishiwanwan，danwoaiderenhaishini。」
wanganyiyifuwusuoweideyangzi，talenglengdikanzhewo，neishiwocongqianzuiaikandegaoguilengyandemoyang，zhishizaizheigeshihou，tazheigeyangzizhirangwojuedetiaoxin！
woxiangbudaowanganyizenmenengzheimelisuodangran？zhangzhewoaita，jiujiangwodezunyanzheimejianta？
kuangqiezheijiahuisuoshiwopengyoukaide，talaizheilihaishishuadewodeka，tazheishizaiganshenme？
wanganyisihuhenbulijiewodefennu，tacoushanglaibaozhuwo：「zhishifengchangzuoxieryi，nizaizheigequanzilibuhuibudongba。」
「逢场作戏？」
wobeiwanganyiqixiaole，tayoubutanshengyiyoushenmefengchangzuoxidebiyao？tafenmingjiushizijiyaochulaiwan。
jianwohaishishengqi，wanganyizhoulezhoumei，yifujiqibunaifandemoyang。
「nimenzheigequanzibudoushizheiyangdema？zhishiwanwaneryi，niyoubiyaozheiyangshengqima？nishifeiyaogenwoguobuquma？nimeigenwozaiyiqideshihouyeshizheiyangwandeba，wozhishizuoleyidianniyiqianzuoguodeshiqing，niyoubiyaoshengqima？」
「woyiqianmeiyouzheimewanguo。」
woshengyinganse，zhishuozheiyijujiuhaoxiangshiyongjinlewoquanshendeliqi。
zheigequanzilidehenduorendequeshihuahuagongzi，tamenyedequeyouzheigeziben，keshiwobushi。
womeiyouzheiyangwanguo，wozhixiangheyixinrenzaiyiqi，zuobiciyibeizideweiyi。
zaiwanganyizhiqian，womeiyouherenheyigenvrenyouguojinjulijiechu，wanganyizhuilewowunian，woyiweitahenaiwo。
hetazaiyiqizhihou，wojiangzijideyikexinwanwanzhengzhengdijitale，keshitahaoxiangconglaidoubuxinwo。
bujinbuxin，tahaijiangwodeyikexindiuzaidishangcailegexibalan。
zaiwotongbuyushengshiyoulaiwenwozenmezheimexiaoqi，zenmezheimewanbuqi？
tahaizhenshilebuqia！wocongqianzhenshikexiaojile。
wolangbeichumen，kegangchuqujiubeirenlanzhu，neijigebutaishudegongzigebuhuaihaoyidikanzhewo。
「zhaogongzixianglaijieshenzihao，hewomenzheixierenkebuyiyang，conglaibujinshenmefengyuechangsuo，womenzheixierenkedoushihenpeifuzhaogongzini！」
「jiushi，sheinengxiangdaozhaogongzidiyicilaizheizhongdifangjuranbushixunhuanzuoleershilaizhuojiana！」
「hahaha，yaowoshuoa，nanrenjiushibunengtaizhengjing，laohuashuole，nanrenbuhuai，nvrenbuai，nishibushibuhuineishaa？buranninvpengyouzenmehuilaizheizhongdifangni？」
「nimenbiezheimeshuo。」yourenxiaomimididayuanchang：「wanglaobanqianxietianhaishuole，tazheihuisuozikaiyedaojintian，jihusuoyoupengyoudoulaipengchangle，zhishizhaogongziyizhimeilai。」
「xianzaikanlai，zhaogongzishizhendebuxihuanzheizhongdifang，danshizhaogongzizhangyia！suiranzijibuxihuan，danshiweilejipengyoupengchanghaishilaile，zhibuguoshirangnvpengyouguolaixiaofeidehahaha。」
「hahahashia，zhaogongzidayi。」
「shuogoulema？」woliangliangdikanzhezheixieren，shizaimeixinsitongtamenlangfeishijian。
womenbenjiubushiyiluren，tamenxianzaizheiwanquanshizaichiluoluodichaofengwo，kewobeiwanganyicijidetaihen，zheihuibingmeiyoushenmexinsitongtamenchaojia。
kuangqie，tamenshuodeyemeicuo，wodequeshigeshabi。
wotaibulikai，zheicidaomeiyourenzailaizulanwo，zhishineixiechaofengdeshengyinruyingsuixingdigenzhewo，xiangshiyaobokaiwodepirou，zaiwozuirouruandedifangjiwolaishangzhongzhongdeyiji。
rucicanren，dantamenzhongjiuzhishibangxiong，zhufanshiwanganyi，shiwozuiaidenvren，shiwodeaijiletashanghaiwodejihui。