第1章
“chenqin，nishigehaoren。”
“dannizhidaode，woyizhidoubanidangzuogegekandai......”
“erqiewoxianzaibuxiangtanlianai，zhixiangzaidaxuelihaohaoxuexi。”
“ninenglijiewode，duiba？”
......
校园小道里。
chenqinchenmolezhishaoyouyifenzhong，zhidaobinglengdeyusidazaitadelianshangtacaihuanguoshenlai。
zhongnuannuanhaishineimejiaoxiaokeai，haishineimeyilianchunliangwuhai，yiji......haishineimelvcha！
“chenqin，nihaihaoma？”
zhongnuannuanzhinentianzhendemeiyantouzhejifenjinzhanghedanyou，neishuangshuilingdewugudayanjiuzheimekelianbabadekanzhechenqin。
啊......
zheishuxideganjue......
他，重生了！
“meishi，wofeichangnenggoulijie。”
“neinihaohaoxuexi，tiantianxiangshang。”
“再见。”
linzouzhiqianchenqinhaibatasongjizhongnuannuandegaoshexianglianjiqianglehuilai。
zheiwanyiergui，fanbuzheweilegezhanvlvchachilianggeyuepaomian。
zhongnuannuanyishunjianshishengandaoyouxieyiwai，taweizhoumeitoushenchuqingcongxizhilazhujijianglikaidechenqin。
“chen......chenqin！”
“womenyihouhainengzuohaopengyoudeduiba？！”
又是这死出。
duonianhoukaichudeyiqiangzhengzhongshaonianchenqindemeixin。
又是好人卡！
又是好朋友！
又是是哥哥！
chenqinhuiguoshenqueliedexiaolexiao：“buhaoyisi，wobingbuxianggennizuohaopengyou，xianzaibuxiang，yihouyebuxiang。”
dangran，gengbuxiangzuonannvpengyou。
chenqinjiqilengmodejiangzhongnuannuandeshoujipiekai，neimoyangjuejuebuyi，shengpazhongnuannuanjiuchantaside。
zhongnuannuanjiaodidideyaozhezuichun，neishuangshiluludedayanchuchudongren、wojianyoulian。
muduzheiyichangmiandelurendashenghemaleyishengzhanan。
渣男？
chenqinxinzhonglengxiaozouxiangjiaoxueloubiyu，ruguotachenqinshizhanan，zheishijiankongpazhenmeijigehaonanren。
zhongshengqian，chenqinyishengdouzaiweizhongnuannuandangniuzuoma，kanchengzhongjiutiangou。
liangrenwufuwumu，shifuliyuanqingmeizhuma，congxiaoshihouqi，zhongnuannuanjiuyijingbachenqinjidiaochengqiaozuier。
上一世——
【幼时】
zhongnuannuan：“chenqinniduiwotaihaole，wozhangdaleyidingyaojiajini！”
【初中】
zhongnuannuan：“chenqin，womenyaoyibeizizaiyiqiwo~”
【高中】
zhongnuannuan：“chenqin，wofeichangnenggoulijienideqinggan，danworenweiwomenyinggaiyixueyeweizhu，dengdaodaxueshiwomenzaijiaowang，haoma？”
【大学】
钟暖暖：
“chenqin，nishigehaoren。”
“dannizhidaode，woyizhidoubanidangzuogegekandai......”
“erqiewoxianzaibuxiangtanlianai，zhixiangzaidaxuelihaohaoxuexi。”
“ninenglijiewode，duiba？”
......
jieguozhongnuannuanqianjiaojujue，houjiaozhuanshenjiuhefuerdaijiaowang。
什么叫不想谈恋爱？
neizhishibuxianghenitanlianaibale！
为什么不直接拒绝？
xiaohua，jujuelehaizenmebanidangbeitaichiaimeihonglia？
zhongnuannuanmantianguohai，zuishangshuozhebuyao，shentiquehaishihenchengshidejieshouzhechenqinduitadehao。
zhidaotahuaiyunbeifuerdaipaoqikelianxixizhaodaochenqinshi，chenqincaizhidaozijibeizheinvrenwannongyuguzhangzhizhong。
tachuzipeibanzhongnuannuanquyiyuan。
biewenweishenmebushi“shengxialaiwoyang”zheizhonghua。
xidangdieshibukenengde，shaonianchenqinshitian，danbushisha。
dantayoulibukaizhongnuannuan，meibanfa，tajiuchizhongnuannuanzheiyitao。
benyiweijingciyishi，zhongnuannuankendinghuijieshouziji，jieguo......
“wojuedewomensuanshipengyouzhishang，lianrenweiman，turanrangniconggegebianchengnanpengyoudehuayoudianguaiguaide......erqiewocaishouleqingshang，woganjuezijihaiyouxienanyijieshouyixing。”
“womenzuohaopengyoumanmanjiaowang，dengyiqieshuidaoqucheng，keyima？”
shaonianchenqinyiting，haoleshangbawangleteng，manmanjiaowangyesuanshijiaowang，tayoushalebajiwangshangcou。
haoba，tajiushiyoutianyousha。
gongzuohou，chenqindangniuzuomagongyangzheshisuoweihaopengyoudezhongnuannuan。
dangtazaoyuchehuotangzaiyiyuanxingmingchuiweishi，zhongnuannuandaizhetacengjingdeneigedaxuefuerdainanyouzaibingchuangqianshuo：
“zheijiushiyizhizhaoguwodechenqingege。”
“chenqingege，zheishiwodenanpengyouxiangtianqi，nihuizhufuwomendeduiba？”
“niyaokuaidianhaoqilaicanjiawohetianqigedehunliwo~”
haoshibukenenghaoqilaile，chenqinyijingbeiqidegaguoqierqu。
daichenqinzaicizhengyanshi，tayiranhuidaolecengjingdedaxuebiaobaishi。
douzhongshengle，sheihaiqudanghaogege？
sheiaiqusheiqu，fanzhengtachenqinbuqu。
jiuzaitadaodajiaoxuelouwuyanxia，neinumachenqinzhanandelurenlazhezhoushenshiluludezhongnuannuanzoudaotamianqian，tiaoqilaihenhendeshanletayierguang。
qingcuixiangliangdeerguangzhenjingzaichangsuoyouren，dajiabuyueertongdekanxianglechenqinzheibian。
“渣男！”
“younizheiyangdema，jujuerenjiaxiaoguniang，haibaliwuqianglebarenjirengyutianli？”
neiduoshilurenshigedaiyanjingdeaigeernvhaier，zhangdeqingxiusiwen，danshencaiqueshi......
tebieshizaizheiyangyinyumianyandetianqijiachixia，neijintoudebaisechenshangoulechunvhaier......
yanjingnvhaiersuizhechenqinbuhuaihaoyidemuguangkanxiangziji......，tashashihonglelianyouxiuyounao。
“变态！”
“啊！”
nvhaibenhaixiangdongshou，danchenqinyanjishoukuaidejilanlexialai，tawozhulenvhaideshouwan，shenselenglierangrenbuhanerli。
【叮——】
【系统绑定中！】
【叮——】
【绑定成功！】
suizhexitongtishiyindexiangqi，chenqinzhouzaodesuoyourenheshiwudouxianrulejingzhizhuangtai。
网文小说诚不欺我！
zhongshenghexitongguorandoushicunzaide！
【叮——】
【bianhao666hao：chenqin】
【等级：Lv1】
【xitongbi：100000000】
【技能：无】
【规则：
1、xitongbizhikeyongyurenwuduixiangcainengdedaotongdenghuaxiabifanjin。
2、renwuduixiangyouxitongzhiding。
3、dangrenwuduixianghaogandudadao98％shijirenwuchenggong。
4、renwuchenggonghouxitongbizidongduihuanhuaxiabifanjin，huaxiabikeziyoushiyongyekeyongyugoumaixitongshangchangjineng。
5、dengjizhiduweilv1-lv5，meitishengyidengjijikejiesuogengduoxitongbi。】
chenqinxibushengshou，youlezheixitong，neitabudechengweidaxueshenhao，tiantiansancaizoushangrenshengdianfenga？
jiuzaichenqinxinzhonggankaihou，xitonglimazhipailerenwuduixiang。
【叮——】
【renwuduixiang1：moanqi】
【duixiangshuxing：fuyouzhengyiganderexinshimin】
【叮——】
【行动开启！】
suizhexitongbobaoshengjieshu，chenqinzhouzaodeyiqiedouhuifuruchang。
chenqinyijiuwozhemoanqideshouwan，moanqizhengtuobude，neishuangyanjingdoubeiwuqijinranpushangyicenghuibai。
kanzhemoanqijueqiangdeyaozhechun，chenqinlimasongkaileshou，taqingkeyishengyanshiganga。
“对不起。”
chenqinbianshuobiantuoxiawaitao，tajiangzijidewaiyigaizailemoanqidejiantou。
moanqiyihuodeeideyishengyouxiemangran。
kanzhemoanqitoushangdehaoganducong-10bianchengle-2shi，chenqinpianguotouqu，sishitongxinjishouneiban：
“shiqingbushinixiangdeneiyang......”