第6章 岑月月奇葩男嘉宾袁书末

lundaocenyueyuele,cenyueyueshuo,

“dajiahao,wojiaocenyueyue。”

然后没了。

【zheirenzhentaoyan,zhuaishenmezhuai?】

【wozhengyaoqutaweiboxiamatani,nimencaizenmezhe?】

【taweibojingranyiqianrendoubudao,gaodewoyiweishixiaohao。】

【zhendea,weishenmezheijiemuhuiyaoqingtalaia,xiangbutong。】

【cengliuliangbei,zhiyaocengdaorenheyigeren,bujiunengheihongle?nimenkanwomenxianzaibujiusousuotalema?】

【haoexin,rangtagunchuqu。】

jiezheqitanvshengziwojieshao,yejiushizhiqianshuochubihuadeneiweiduanzhifanvsheng。

“dajiahao,wojiaoliuchuxia,biyeyusda,muqiansuanshimingwanghongkepubozhu。”

【**,sda?zuigaoxuefu?dangwanghong?shibushiyoudianbaoliantianwua。】

【worenshita,tamouyinfensiliangqianwanle,manchumingde。meixiangdaotayelaicanjiazheigelianaizongyi。】

【gaoxueligaoyanzhi,gendajiahenpeiei,zhangdeyebucuoa,aileaile。】

“dajiahao,wojiaoyouxichun,zhishiyimingbuchumingdexinren,qinggeweiqianbeiduoduozhijiao。”

【xiaojiejiezhangdehenkeai,shiwoxihuandeneiyiguaei。】

【tongyangdoushibuchumingde,neiweijiaopaopaotangdenvren,nibieshuijuele!zheigeshihouleweishenmeyaodakeshui!】

【renbirenqisiren,duizhaozuduibitaimingxianle。】

nvshengzheibianjieshaowanbile,jiezheshinanshengzu。chuleyingdizuikaishijieshaowai,dajiafangfodouxingchengleyigejieshaodejieti。

zuikaishijieshaodedoushiliuliangzuihaodeyanyuan。

“dajiahao,wojiaofeizhemin,shiyimingyanyuan。”

feizheminbeichengweiguzhuangxinanshentianhuaban,yingdinangongyibuyiyang,neishijinyuxinanshen,erfeizheminjiushiqinglengguigongzi。

【azheazhe,woweinichiweinikuang,weinikuangkuangzhuangdaqiang。】

【azhekanzhedaidaideei,xianshishizheiyangma?】

【azhehaoshuai,zaiyingdimianqianyidianyebuxunse,qiguai,weishenmegangcaiazhejieshaowanhuikanxiangnvshengzu,tazaidingzheshei?】

feizheminduilianaizongyimeixingqu,zhidaotakandaolezouyunshudemingzi,yushijiuyuanyile,tazheicilai,zhichongzhezouyunshuyirenlaide。

但是吧……

zouyunshuquekanxiangledakeshuidecenyueyue。

“wojiaobiyuanshang,shigegeshou,zuijinhenhuodeneishouge,youandmejiushiwochangde。”

【bibizhenkeai,shuowanhaihuilianhongei,bijingzheimeduojiejiezai,bibihaixiuleba?】

【a,bibi,mamabuxunitanlianai!】

【keshizheilidejiejiedoutinghao,nimenbujuedemanpeima?dangran,chuleneigejiaopaopaotangyijingshuizhedenvrenchuwai。】

“halo,dajiahao,wojiaoyujieqi,nimenkeyijiaowoqiqi,wogenxiaxiayiyang,yeshimouyindewanghong,dangenxiaxiazheizhonggaoxueliderenbunengbi,wojiushilaijidajiadiaojieqifende。”

【yujieqia,wozhidao,tazeigaoxiao,chaoxihuande,gaoxiaonanyyds!】

【qiqi,haohaoshouhujiejiemene。】

【suoyiyiduiwanghongme,daoyepingheng。】

“nimenhao,wojiaoyuanshumo,tamenchenghuwodeweixiaonangongyi,xianzaikanlai,wogenqianbeidechajuhenda,yaoduoxiangqianbeixuexi。”

yuanshumoshuowan,xiayishikanleyannangongyi,faxianrenjiagenbenbuniaota,zhengshizheizhongwushicaigengsharenzhuxin。

【worie,shenmexiaonangongyi,bielaizhanbian,kanzhejiaxingxingde。】

【shisheijiushishei,haishenmexiaonangongyi,nizijimeitesema?ganmamofangbieren?guanjianshihaishidipeiban,nalibideshangle?】

【bielaizhanwomenyingdidebian,bushishenmebusanbusiderennengzhanbiande。】

【zhangdeyebuxianga,pingshenmezheimeshuo?cengliuliangzhenexin。】

最后,剩下一位了。

“nimenhao,wojiaodongfangyuanming,shigesuren,niyekeyichenghuwoweidongfang,wosuanshizijichuangyebaishouqijiaba,muqianyougejibairendegongsi。”

dongfangyuanmingchuanzhejiushidetidedingzhixizhuang,shangrenqixihennongzhong,haidaizhejinsiyanjing。

【**,tuotuodebazonga,zheibushishenmeleixingdouyouleme?】

【xiaoshuobazongyoulianle,zhangdehenshuaiei,yidianyebushuneijigenanmingxing。】

【zhenbazonglailianaijiemuzhongzhaozhenaia,buzhidaotakanshangsheile。】

danmutaolunderehuochaotian,zheibianziwojieshaozhongyujieshule。

nannvjiabingeliuren,daoyangenzhuliliangren,zaiwaijiaxieerlandeyigezhuli。

ruguohuanchengqitaren,kendingyaobeishuode,danneishixieerlan,dajiadouzhidaotashentibuhao,yougezhulizhaogu,yeshikeyijieshoude。

“wonijiubuyongjieshaoleba,dajiadouzhidao,woshizheicijiemudedaoyan,wopaizheigezongyini,shiyinweijiemuzuyizhiyaoqingwo,jidetaiduole,jiudanglaidujia。”

【hahaha,daoyanzhenyoumo,bukuishiwomendedadaoyan。】

【zhenghuohaidekandaoyan,lihai。】

【jidetaiduo,wojuederuguorangyinghouyingdishuochulaizheijiemudeyuanyin,gujiyeshi,jidetaiduo。】

jiexialaijiushiwancanwenti,youjiabinmenzixingfuze。

weilezaidaoyanmianqianbiaoyanjihui,dangranshigexianshentong。

cenyueyuehenlan,zhijieshaoleyihukaishui,zhengletongpaomian。

“buxing!nizenmenengchizheigeni,taimeiyouyingyangle!”

shiyuanshumo,tayibaduoguolecenyueyueshoulidepaomian,ranhoubazijizuodeshucaishalajileta。

岑月月:……

“nvhaizibudouxihuanyangekongzhibaochishencaima?chizheigeba,duinihao,buyaokeqi。”

cenyueyueyanzhengzhengkantachilezijidepaomian,yanlideshaqidoukuaiyichulaile。

“ya,taxihuanni,tayidingshixihuanni!keyie,mingtianzhengshikaipai,keyilaxiazuoweimengyou。”

youxichunguolai,yongshouzhoudingledingcenyueyue,ranhouaimeideshuo,fangfolianggerenguanxihenhaoside,danyishuowan,faxianrenjiadingzheta,shaqisiyi,dunshiyanleyankoushui。

“neisha……woquneibianbangmangle。”

【hahahaha,woxiaosi,wozenmejuedepaopaotangxiaojiejiehenbudeduoleta?】

【buhuizhendeyourenjuedezheigexingweihentianba?】

【youyishuoyia,wozuitaoyanzheizhongziyiweishile,dazheweinihaodemingyichizijibuxihuande,haiziyiweihenweida。】

【keyequeshishiweitahaoa?】

【buzhidaoduorenshiwujiushiyoubugongdaitianzhichouma?paopaotangxiaojiejieyidingshichihuo。】

zuizhong,cenyueyuemianwubiaoqingde,weitongjiaolaban,jixiedechizhepanzilideshala,shengwukelian。

【hahahaha,xiaosi,tazenmeneimegaoxiao?】

【woganshoudaotadejuewangle,wochishaladeshihouyeshizheiyangde,juedehaiburusilesuanle。】

【e,henhengongqingle,wozaitadeyanlifangfokandaoleshuihua。】

cenyueyuechidechabuduole,zhunbeijiangpanzishengxiaderengjinlajitong,zheishiyourenlazhuleta。

“nizenmelangfeishiwu?”

guobuqiran,youshizheiweiyuanshumo。

“yinweiwohuluobuguomin,yichijiuhuihunshenzhangmangeda,huxijicu,songquyiyuan,nixiangkandaozheiyangdejieguo?”

袁书末:……

zhunbeileyidaduanshuojiaodehuazuizhongbeiduzailesangziyanli。