第三章 哪家好人穿病号服参加节目啊

santianhou,jiweiweizhongyucongjingshenbingyuanchulai,jiubahelubonianhetishang《wuxianlianaizhong》dexiaoxizaiweiboshangguanxuanle。

《wuxianlianaizhong》bujinshiyigeshenrurenxindelianaizongyi,gengxiyinrenyanqiudeshitade“hongniang”shuxing,bushaoxiangyaoguanxuanlianqing、hunxunhuozhehaizideyirendouhuixuanzeshangjiemu,bingzaijiemuzhongyaoqingzijidelingyibanchuxian。

cpfenyuandiguodanian,tingdaolinwancanjiagengshishuangshoushuangjiaoyiqizancheng,sheibuzhidaotatianluboniantiandehaowudixian,zuihouhaiyinweirenjiayaojijiweiweiyigeshuofa,shenzhibatasongjinlejingshenbingyuan。tiangouma,tiandaozuihouyiwusuoyou。

【baiweichaotian】:bushitazenmeyelailea,buhuihaiyaoshangganzhedaotiebonianjiweiweishibanziba

【wodetiana】:tazazheimefenga,jingranhaibaweiweisongjinlejingshenbingyuan,bahaizidouhehuaile。

【wodecpshizhende】:jiushitafeishuozijiheboniantianshengyidui,haihebonianchuanqinglvzhuang,yaobushibeirenbachulai,sheizhidaohaiyouzheimebuyaobiliandenvmingxing……

zheidangzongyixuanchuandefangshiyeshifenhuizhuarenyanqiu,bujinzailubonianreduzuigaodeshihouyaoqinglezuiyoukenengdefeiwennvyoujiameng,shenzhicanyudeqitajiabinquandoushihuxiangyouguofeiwendemingxing,rangdajiazaikecpzhiyuzhiyuchiguachidaoshuang。

jiemuyizhibodexingshibochu,wangyoukeyitongguofadanmu、dianzandefangshizhichinixihuandemingxing。

xiandaozhibogangkai,redujiuzhijiebiaosheng。

【wodecptalaile!!!!】

【tingshuozheiciyoushenmijiabin……】

【dengdeng,weishazhiyoubeiyinga。】

没错。

zheishijiemuzushezhidediyigehuanjie。

cishideliuweijiabinzailiugefangjianli,beiduizheguanzhong。

meiyiweijiabindoudangdefeichangyanshi,haidaizhebianshengqi。

tingbuchulaishengyin,kanbudaolian,wanquankaozhemoqihecichang,zhaodaozhuanshuyuzijidelingyiban。

zaichangdesuoyouren,bushichuanzhedetidexizhuang,jiushichuanzhepiaoliangdexiaoqunzi,zhiyouzuibianshangdeneigebeiying,yijiushiyishenxiguohenduocidelanbaitiaowenyifu。

【womeicaicuodehua,neishibinghaofuba。】

【yinggaimeiyougaodingzuochengzheiyangyangziba,zheigejiabinhenyouxinjia。】

【najiahaorenchuanbinghaofucanjiajiemua……】

【wokao,nageshilugea,nimenbujuedediergenanjiabinkanqilaishencaijiuhao,wodusanbaolatiao!】

【neiyinggaishilugeba,wozuotianhaikantafaweiboshuozijiduanlianni。】

danmutaolunderehuochaotianshi,pdyijingkaishilediyigewenti。

“qingwendajiaxiangyaoyishenmefangshichuxianzailixiangxingmianqian。”

“1、骑在白马上

2、坐在豪车上

3、从天而降”

“genjudajiadexuanxiang,huiweidajiapipeidiyiweiyuehuiduixiang。”

“xianqing4hao5hao6haosanweinvjiabinxuanze,zaiqing1hao2hao3haosanweinanjiabinxuanze。”

kouwan3delinwanzaixinlijizijidianlegezan。

suiranliuchengheshuliyoudianchabie,danshiwentidouyiyang。

anzhaoshulilaishuo,jiemudedaoyancaodaoguohenduowangpaizongyidejidongming,tongshiyeshijijiadezhangzi,tadeqindage。

kexizheiweigegexinlizhiyoujiweiweiyigeqinmeimei,rangtashangzongyigenbenjiushiweilehejiweiweichengweiduizhaozu,danchunshounvelaide。

tacaibuni,tayaoheshulineiweijinzhubabadetiyushengerzisujinghaopeidui。

tajidesujinghaoshishencaitebiehao,bakuaifujiwaijiarenyuxian,tingqilaijiurangrenjuedeneilinuannuande。

10sguohou,jiemuzugongbupeiduifangshi。

1haojiabinhe4haojiabinjiangzaimachangshangjianmian。

2haojiabinhe5haojiabinjiangzailaosilaisilimianjianmian。

3haojiabinhe6haojiabinjiangzaitiaoloujishangjianmian。

【等等,跳楼机?】

【zheigeshijie,zhendehuiyourenxuancongtianerjiangma……】

【taizhaliele,tiaolouji,lianggerenjianghuikandaobicizuihaoxiaodeyimian,jiemuzuniwantaidale。】

zuozaizhihuishilimiandejidongmingmeitoujincu,zeguaidikanxiangfudaoyan:“weishenmehuiyouzheizhongxuanxiang,ruguojiabinkonggaozenmeban?”

genghekuang,tadiaochaguolinwandeziliao。taxiaoshihoucongshushangshuaixialaiguo,zicizhihoujiutebiepagao。

ruguoyingyaotacanjia,chuchouzenmeban?

taduilinwandeganqing,qishishifenpingdan,shenzhijuedehaowucunzaigan,yaotacanjiayezhishiweilexiwangnengjitatigongyixiepuguangdu,heweiweigaohaoguanxi。

haiyou,ruguolinwannengzaizheigejiemulizhaodaonanpengyou,jiubuhuizaidajiaoweiweihelubonianleba。

“suanle,anpaihaojiuxingle,”jidongmingrouroumeixin,shubuzhi,jiemuchidumashangjiuhuitupotadexiangxiang。

“jiabinyijingzaisheshishangdengdainin,”youlechangmenkou,genpaipdweixiaoyindao,“zhuninyougenanwangdeyuehui。”

zhanzaitiaoloujisangedapaizixiamian,linwanyilianheixian。

buduiba,tabujideyouzheimecijidexiangmua。

nandaoshizuozhehoulaigaiqingjieletabuzhidao?