ruguonengzhongxinhuidaoxianshishijie，taxiwangzheigezuozhezuihaoshuijuedeshihouliangzhiyanjingnengyouyizhizhangang。
qingfengchuiguo，yaomingdexiangshuiweizhengxiankonghoudizuanjinlelinwandebiqiang，qiangdetadalehaojigepenti。
weilenenggouzengtianjifenshenmixing，jiemuzujimeiweijiabindoufaleyansebutongdemeiyingmianju。
“jiemuzugaocuoleba，zenmehuiyougebingrenluanrua。”
daizhebaisedemeiyingmianjudesanhaojiabinbumandibaoyuanzhe，zhijiejilinwanqixiaole。
haohaodibakuaifujinianxiaxiaonaigou，bianchengleyanqianzheigelanren。
lianghan，bachiruanfandangchengzhuyegongzuodangchengfuyedenanmingxing，muqianzhanjibaokuodanbuxianyuchiruanfan、jiaocailiutiaochuan、puaqianrennvyou，fenshouhouhaiyaobarenjiadexiangzaoqieyibandaizoudengdeng。
总之，又抠搜又渣。
“liangwei，xianzaikeyijindaozuoweilimianle。”
gongzuorenyuanshanyidetixing，keshisanhaojiabinquechichibudong，ershishuangshouhuanxiong，jugaolinxiadekanzhegongzuorenyuan：“nayoujiemubaguoshanchedangchengyurehuodongde，wodeminghenguide，hunshenshangxiadoushanglebaoxian，ruguochuleshenmeshinipeideqima？”
“haihunshenshangxiadoushanglebaoxian，qie，wokanniquanshenzuiguideyezhiyou……”linwandeshengxianbugao，quebeiyinxingmaijingzhundebofangjizhengzaiguankanzhibojiandeguanzhongmen。
sanhaojiabinbeiqidetiaojiao，“nininihushuoshenme？！zheishizuojiemu！bieyiweinichuanzhebinghaofujiunengzhuangbingle！”
【zheimeganshuo！liuhaojiabinshinalaideshenxianahahahaha】
【kanqilaitamenliangshibushirenshia，zouchunhenluxian？】
【gongjilihaoqiangwohaoaihahaha】
linwanmozhexiaba，renzhenyixiao，zhuantoujiuluchulezijibinghaofushangdelogo，“buhuishibingyouba！”
sanhaojiabinxiangshizhuadaoleshenmetiandadebabingyiyang，biaoqingquandoushibuxiehexianqi：“xianghongxiangfengleba，zheizhongzenmedouganxiashuo？”
bushi，shuoshihuatazenmehaibuyuanyini？
“shuolezheimeduo，”talilelizijideyifu，“nishibushiwanbuqia？”
sanhaojiabinqizhale，lianshangdebaisemeiyingmianjudouchadianfeichuqu：“sheiwanbuqia，laozimashangjiuqu！”
linwanlianyanjingdoumeizha，zijizhijiezuodaoleyipai：“neinilaia！”
sanhaojiabinjiaobuyidun，kaishizhuangzuoshenmedoumeitingjianyiyang，jinshendixuanzelekaojinzhongyang，zuipingwendezuowei。
【不是，他……】
【wodemuyushiwuyu，tazheimehaipayihuiyaoshiheniaokuzile，kejiudiudarenle。】
【woyiweita，suanlewoshuohuanantingwobushuole】
【zhidaodezheishilianzong，buzhidaodehaiyiweishizaijianairen……】
【daoyebushi，nimenkan1haojiabinhe4haojiabin，yijingkaishitongqiyipimale】
machangshang，1haojiabinhe4haojiabinfenweikanqilaibitamenshizaishihaoletaiduo。
lianggerentongshidaodamachang，limaodixiangduifangdazhaohu，yiqiyukuaidizaimachangsanbu，ranhougongtongxuanma。
suiran4haonvjiabindemayizhizailiaojuezi，danshizicong1haonanjiabinhetatongqiyipimazhihou，lianggerenquandoubeimashuailexialai。
weibaoanquanqijian，lianggerenkaishiweizhemachangsanbu。
4haojiabinwenrou，1haojiabinshuaiqi，kanzhejiurangrenjuedeyoupantou。
【好配好配！】
【zheicaishilianzonga，tianshula】
【gangcaitamenliangbeishuaixialaideshihoujiwoxiaosile，meishiba】
【woyuekan1haojiabinyueyanshu，buhuishilugeba（shoudonggoutou）】
【jianyinimenkankan5haojiabinzhibojian，neigeshencai，wojuedeyidingshiweiwei！】
5haonvjiabin，jiweiweidelianshangdaizhezisedemeiyingmianju，nazheyifenxiaoliwuzhijiezuojinlelaosilaisilimian。
“hengaoxingjiandaoni，meixiangdaowomendouxihuanlaosilaisi。”
“zheishibushisuanshiyuanfenni？”
弹幕再次磕晕了。
【5haonvjiabinhaoyongganhaobanga，xihuanjiuyaoyongganzhengquya！】
【ganjinjilaozibaminzhengjubanlai，tamenyaoyuandijiehun！】
【tianxiazenmehuiyouzheimemoqiderena，tamenlianggezuizhidaoduifangxihuanshenme，aaaaawokedecpshizhende！！！】
2haojiabinmolemohounaoshao，aleyisheng，kanqilaihenyihuo。
“yuanfen？zheidongxihaiyouyuandema？”
danmuyehanjiandikongbaileyishun，youjiqiyizhidehanhuadaoyan。
【jiemuzuzheiyetainenggaoshile！】
【lubonianshangjiemujiushiweilejiweiwei，zheijianshinandaoyourenbuzhidaoma？】
【tingbudongrenhuadejiabinqingtaganshaa，jiemuzuyoubiyaozheiyangweinanrenma】
【xianzaimeigejiemulidoudeyougeqipashiba】
zisemianjuxiadejiweiweilianzhijielalexialai。
zhangzheimeda，deyiyutafujiaqianjindejiacheng，congmeiyourenganwunitagengbuganwushita。
kezheige2haojiabin，tapingshenme……
taanxiaxinzhongdebukuai，dahuahuanhezheqifen，“wozuijinzaikanshu，maileyitao《shizongzui》，nixihuankanshenme？”
2haojiabinmengdongtaitou：“a，nixihuanyanjiushigongdui？”
luguokafeiting，taxiangtiyanyixiashoumokafeishi，“keyibangwoyixiama？zheigekafeihaonanmo。”
2haojiabin：“nanmo？shenmenanmo？”
huidaocheshang，tayouxiangtiaoqihuatishuodao：“ninenghejiuma？wohebuleyidianjiu。”
2haojiabinmengdidiaozhuanfangxiangpan，kaidaoleyiyuan，bataanzailunyishangkuangben：“kuailairena，tahuobuleduojiule！”
jiweiweizaiyiyuanwuzhulian，diurendexiangkudoukubuchulai。
【全损听力】
【2haojiabintuizheweiweizaijizhenlihengchongzhizhuang，zheizenmebusuanai！】
zaiyanboshidejidongmingzuobuzhule，taganjinzaiermaizhongshuolejiju，shengpabaobeimeimeiyouyidianshanghai。
zhikanjiangongzuorenyuanyigehuachanbajiweiweihe2haojiabinshuangshuangfuzou，buyihuijiuxiaoshizaipingmuzhong。
jingtouhenkuaizhuanhuan，querdaizhide，shilinwanhe3haojiabinzaitiaoloujishangdechangjing。
youxiefensisuiranyouyiwen，kelikebeidangqiandechangjingxiyinleyanqiu。
tiaoloujiyijingpashengdaozuigaochu，lianggejiabinquandoudaizheyanzhao，beianquandailaolaogudingzaizuoyishang。
cishi，shenhoudeshexiangrenyuantixingtamenzhaixiayanzhao。
youlechangdequanmaojinshouyandi。
xiayimiao，tiaoloujixunsuxiazhui。
“jiuminga！！！！！！！！”
zuozailinwanhoumiandelianghansimingdidahan，lianyanleidoupenyongerchu，kudebitiyanleinalidoushi。
ketaquewenzuotaishan，haibuwangbokaigaizailianshangdefasi。
lianghanzuoshouluanzhuabuzhidaomodaolenatiaoxian，hedetazhifanbaiyan，“woyaozou，wochudianle！”
“meishi，220vdedian，dianbusi250。”huayingangluo，tiaoloujijiechudimian。
shuangjiaotiedidelianghanliansecanbai，toufasanluan，huoxiangshibeisheidaleyidundeyangzi。
linwangenbenmeijieanquandai，xingfendikanzhegongzuorenyuan：“nengbunengzaizuoyici？”
“不行！”
lianghanganjinjiekaianquandai，duizheyipangweixiaodegongzuorenyuanwunengkuangnu。
“nimenjiemuzenmehuishi？zheishinvjiabinma？zheishixiaonvnanhaiba？”
taconglaishouguozheimedaquru，diyicikanjianlinwanzheizhongbuanchanglichupaideleixing，tiandoutale。
zhijianlinwandanshouchanlechanzijidefasi，yuqirourou。
“好啦，超烫。”
“nikannikuzidoushile，shibushi——”