第1章 离谱的穿越

zheishishang,youderenyichushengjiuhanzhejintangchi,yishengbuyonggongzuojiufuguiwuyou。eryouderen,meitianpinsipinhuo,zaidicengzhengzhayibeizi,zuizhongyezhinengshigexiaorenwu。

wenqian,26sui,huawenyulezhoukanjizhe。zuozheixingsannianyouyu,queyizhimeiyouzuochulaishenmeyeji,quezongduimeiyitianbaozhemeihaodexiwang。

“jintianjueduibunengzaichushenmechazile,yaoburanzhubianzhendeyaoqingwochichaoyouyule!”

shenyeliangdianban,wenqianbazijiqiaozhuangdabanchengyigexiaohuozideyangzi,duozaiyisuogaojixiaoquwaideguanjingshuhou,shibushitanchunaodaichakanxiaoqumenkoudedongjing。

qiantian,hanguoyiweidanghonggexingdaolishi,yaozaibenshikaixunhuiyanchanghui,erzuotianbangwantajiujiedaozhubiandedianhua,shuozheiweigexingjiuzanzhuzaizheisuoxiaoqunei。

yaozhidaoguanfangjichudeshuofa,zheiweigeshoushizhuzaixingjijiudianlide,zenmehuizaizheimeyisuoxiaoqunei?henmingxian,zheilimiankendingyoumaoni!

“阿嚏!”

shiyuedelishiyewanyijingyouxieliangle,erqietalaidaozheilidaoxianzaiyijingguoqushiduogexiaoshi,sihuyijingyouxiezheliangle。

yankanzhetiandoukuailiangle,xiaoqumenkouhaishijingqiaoqiaode,tashenzhidouyoudianhuaiyizijishibushibeishuale。

youshiliangxiaoshiguoqu,wenqiandengzhedengzhejiuzaishuxiazuozheshuizhele,dengtazaicixingguolaishiyijingshizaochenwudian,erqiehaishibeicaozaderenshengchaoxingde。

“fashengshenmeshile...”mimihuhuzhengkaiyanjing,wangshengyinlaiyuandefangxiangyikan,mengranfaxianxiaoqumenkoubuzhidaoshenmeshihouweimanleyiqunren!

jianci,tacaixiangqilezijidunzaizheilidemude,lianmangcongdishangpaqilaiwangrenqunneibianguoqu。

“嗵——”

tagangjidaorenqunzhizhong,jiutingdaolimianchuanlaileyishengmenxiang,shengyinjiuhaoxiangshishenmedongxidazairenshenshangyiyang,ersuihoujiutingdaolimianyourendahan:“darenla!darenla!”

budengtagaoqingchulimiandaodifashengleshenme,benlaiyongjizaiyiduiderenqunhuranluandongleqilai,meigerendoushidahanzhe“xxdarenle,ranhoufalefengsidewangwaipao。”

meilaidejifanying,tajiubeiluandongderenqunzhuangdaozailedishang。

benlaitashikeyimashangpaqilaile,keshizheixierenyijingluanzuoleyituan,niyijiaowoyijiaodixiangtatiguolai,rangtagenbenzhebudaoliqilai,shenzhihaiyourenzhijiecongtashenshangcaileguoqu。

zuihouyebuzhidaoshinagerentiletadenaodaiyijiao,zhijiejiujiangtatiyunleguoqu。

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gangxiaguoyudekongqizhong,jiazhezhenitushirunxingsongdeweidao,jinzaishenbiandechongmingniaojiaoshengjijizhazhadechuanrulewenqiandeerduoli,jianghunshuidewenqianhuanxing。

budui,chengshilizenmekenengtingdedaozheiyangzirandeshengyin?erqiezheiqingxindekongqiwanquanmeiyouyidianchengshiliqiyoudeweidao,taibuduijingle!

ganjuedaozhouweideyiqiebianhua,tamengrandizhengkaileyanjing,kandaodequebushifanhuadejieshiherenaoderenqun,ershiyikekeyuyucongcongdecantiandashu,heyanqianbiandideyehuazacao。

zheishinali?tazenmehuilaidaozheigedifang?

pazaidishangdewenqianxinzhongdunshiyijing,jinjiezhejiucongdishangxiangyaozhanqilai,sheizhitadeqianshenganglikaidimian,jiuyixiaziyoupudaolexiaqu。

哎呀~

zheiyixiatengdetazhixiangdahanyishengteng,keshineiyishengtengquezenmeyewufacongtahoulonglifachulai,zuihoucongtazuilituchulaide,bianchengleyishengguaiyideshengyin。

zhici,tacaiyishidaolebuduijing,bianwangzijishenshangkanleyiyan,zheibukanbuyaojin,yikanchadianmeibatadexiaoxingandoujihechulaile。

tadeshenti,tadeshou,tadejiao,zenmequandoubushizijidele?budui,budanbushizijide,shenzhilianrendedoubushi!!

“嗝——”

wenqiankanjianzijideshenzi,jingranbianchenglemaorongrongdeyituan,shoubianchenglemaorongrongdezhuazi,jiuliantadejiaoyeshiyiyang!kandaozheiyimu,talijiyoujiheyunleguoqu。

“驾——驾——”

“吁——”

“ye,qianmianbuyuanbianshijingchengle,douyijingganlehaojigeshichendelule,ninyaobuyaoxianzaicitingxialaixiuxipianke?”

tongwangjingdoudexiaolushang,yiduirenmazailuzhongjiantingzhilexialai,yigeqimachuanzhesuicongfushidenanzi,gongjingdexunwenzheshenpanglingyiweijiazhemadenanzi。

neinanziyongyanjingdandandiwangzhouweiyisao,zuihoupingjingdidianlexiatou,ranhouneimingsuicongbiantaiqishouxiangshenhougensuiderenshiyi,rangdajiayuandixiuxi。

tamenxiuxidedifangzhenghaoyouyitiaofeichangqingchexiaoxi,nanzicongmashangxialaizhihoubianlaidaoxiaoxipang,xianshixilebalian,ranhoujiushunzhexiaoxi,wanglingyibianwangqu。

yewaishichangyoudongwuzailinjianchuansuo,cishitajiukandaoleyizhimeihualuyezaixiaoxipangheshui,sihushifaxianleyouren,tamashangjiudiaotouwanglinzilipaoqu。

jingranzaizheilikandaolemeihualu,zhenghaoliehuiqusongjishengshangdangliwu。zheimexiangzhe,nanziqishenbianwangmeihualupaozoudefangxiangzhuiqu。

yiluzhuijinlelinzili,zhikandaoneimeihualujiuzaiqianmianbuyuanditoumishi,nanzibeizheshou,shouzhongwozheyimeianqi,yibubufangqingjiaobudichaotakaojin。

“吼吼——”

zhengdangtazhunbeixiangneimeihualuchushoushi,quetingdaolingyibianchuanlaiyishenglaohudedihou,shengyinbuda,quefeichangdeqingchu。

meihualuyetingdaolezheisheng,lijijiushoudaojinghedipaozoule。

nanzijianciweiweimileyixiayan,meiyoujixuzhuiguoqu,ershiwangneilaohujiaoshengdefangxiangxunleguoqu。

zaikanwenqianzheibian,beixinglaikandaodeyimuheyunguoquzhihou,wenqianjiuyizhibuyuanyixingguolai,taxianzaixiwangzhiqiandeyiqiedoushiyichangmeng,mengxingguolaiyiqiejiuhuihuifuyuanyang。

zhengshiruci,tabianyizhijinbizheyanjingbutingzaineixincuimianziji,jiulianweixianzhengzaixiangtakaojinguolaidoumeiyouchajue。

cishiyizhixiongmengdelaohuzhengzaixiangtazheibianzoulai,sihushipahuichaoxingliewu,laohuguyifangqinglejiaobu,manmanlaidaolelitazhiyouyizhangyuandejuli。

zheigejuliganghaogoutapudaoliewu,zhijiantahoutuiwanqu,shentiweiweidixianghou,yiranzuohaoleyixiazipudaoqianmiandeliewudezhunbei,erbeitashiweiliewudewenqian,quehaowuchajue。

“吼——”

bansuizheyishengsherendehousheng,laohumengdichaotapuleguoqu!kejiuzaitajiangyaopudaotadeshihou,yipangquefeilaiyikegangzhu,zhijiechuanguoletadehoulong,liuxialeyigexuedong。

“嘭——”

suizheyishengluodidemenxiang,wenqianzheishiyemengdizhengkaileyanjing,dangkandaoyanqianxuelinlindejingxiangshi,chadianyoubatajiheyunsiguoqu!