第1章

“nimentingshuolema,boshengjituandetaiziyeqianliangtianshizongle。”

fangrongxuegangcongchashuijianchulai,tingjianjigenvtongshiweizuoyikuaiertaolunbagua。

“shizhunbeijieguanwomenjiudiandetaiziye?”fangrongxuedaqiang,“tazenmehaoduanduanshizongle?”

“sheizhidaoni,buhuishibanluyudaoshenmeyiwaileba。”

nvtongshiyanyulichongmanwanxi。

bojiashibeichengdingjimingmen,zisunhoubeibujinshenglaizhongmingdingshi,gegedoushigaoyanzhi。

chuanwenzhongzheiweitaiziyegengshizhongdehunxue,jinguichuchen。

tamensuogongzuodejiudianbianshiboshengjituanyigefengongsi。

panxingxingpanyueliangdengtaiziyehuiguohoujieguanjiudian,kexifashengyiwai,yidushenyandejihuimeile。

“rongxuenilaideganghao。”tongshijuanjiezoulai,“niwanshangyoukongma,nengbunenghewohuangeban?”

“wanshang?”fangrongxuepengzhebingmeishi,“woyaoquxiangqin。”

“xiangqin?!”juanjiejingya,“nigangdaxuebiye,caiershiersui,nijiuzheimezhejibazijijiachuquma?”

“wobuzheji,shiwoyimaanpaide。”

方绒雪叹息。

这事说来话长。

tabenyougejiaowangbanniandedaxuenanpengyou。

yizhiyiweiliangrenganqingwending。

shubuzhitazaobeizhetahetabiaojiegaodaoyikuaierqu。

fangrongxuebeimengzaigulizhangdasangeyue。

zhisuoyifaxiantamende**,haishifaxianbiaojiefaleyitiaoxiuenaidedongtai。

biaojiebenyibafangrongxuepingbi,jieguobuxiaoxinbadongtaishezhicheng“jintakejian”。

方绒雪没计较。

yimaquebiaoshihenguoyibuqu,jianjueyaobangtaxiangqin。

【rongxue,yimazhidaobiaojieduibuqini,weilemibuni,woteyituoguanxijinijieshaoleyigetiaojiantebiehaodenanhaizi。】

xiangqinqian,fangrongxuebeijuanjiehaoxinlazhu:“rongxue,nijiuchuanzheiyangquxiangqinma?”

fangrongxuedaliangzijixiaohuangyatxu,youshenmewentima,zheibutingkeai。

“haodaidabandaban,huanshenpiaoliangdiandexiaoqunzi,nianjiqingqingde,ganmazhengtiandaigelaojingkuang。”

shuozhe,juanjiebafangrongxuebiliangshangdeheikuangyanjingqiangxingzhaizou。

fangrongxuebujinshi,daiboliyanjingyebushiweilebaohuyanjing。

zheifuyanjingkuangshifuqindeyiwu,zheixienianlaitacongweishedelishen。

qudiaoyoutuyouheideyanjingkuang,fangrongxueqizhilimashangshengjigedangci。

wuliangliangdejianshuimou,jiemaopushanpushan,meirenpixiangquanranchengxian。

“**,meixiangdaonizhaileyanjing,juranzheimepiaoliang。”juanjiewuzuijingya,yaoshizaihuanshenyifu,biyulequanxiaobaihuahaipiaoliangreyan。

相亲时。

fangrongxuebajuanjiedehuapaozhinaohou。

datxu,gongzhuangku,dingzhegehuijiudezheyangmaoheheikuangyanjing。

kanzheduimianerbaijindexiangqinduixiang。

tahuaiyiyimashuodeshitiaojiantebiehao,haishitizhong。

“nizhangdehaicouheba,jiushirentuledian。”duifanglvxianshuo,“shuoshuowodezeoubiaozhunba,wozheigerenyouchunvqingjie,haiyoudiandananzizhuyi,jiehunhou,laopoyidingyaozuojiatingzhufu,fangbianzhaoguhaizi,shenghuofeifangmianbuyongdanxin,womeigeyuekeyijiniliangqian。”

liangqian?taliangebaomudouyingpinbudao。

xiangqinduixiangbatadechenmodangzuotuoxie,jixukankanertan:“wohaixiwangnishigeyouxiaoxindenvhai,womayangwozheimedaburongyi,nidetiwoduozhaoguta,bierangtaleizhe。”

fangrongxue:“wo?zhaogunima?”

“shia。”duifangzhenzhenyouci:“jieshaorenbushishuonimeimama,nikeyibawomadangnimalaizhaogu,zheibuganghaoma。”

方绒雪气结。

guorannanrenyidaoquxifudeshihoujiubianxiaoshunle。

她妈妈还在世呢。

zhibuguozaozaopaoqitagaijiahaomenle。

zheizhongpaoxiahaizidexingweirangfangrongxuenanyiqichi,yanqiandexiangqinduixianggengrangtawuyu。

“zenme,duiwobumanyi?”duifangguzuoxiaosa,liangtiaogebodazaizuoweibeishang,zuolegeziyiweipishuaidedongzuo,“woyiqiankeshizhuiguoxiaohuade。”

“yangzhuchangyinggaiduinitingmanyide。”

shuowan,fangrongxuetouyebuhuilikai。

姨妈电话轰来。

“zenmehuishi?nanfangshuonihenmeilimao,fandoumeichi,zhijieshuailiansezourenle?”

yixiangdaoduifangshuotameima,fangrongxuezhoumei:“wobuxianghezheizhongrenxiangqin。”

“zale,nimeikanshangrenjia?bushixiaoyishuoni,nizishentiaojianbaizaizheili,zhangxiangyibanban,jiajingyebuhao,nengzhaozheiyangderenjiehunjiubucuole。”

“我宁愿不结婚。”

yimabusixin,“neiwozaijinijieshaobiede?”

方绒雪知道。

yimadazhemibudemingyibangtazhangluoxiangqin。

shijishipatachanzheqiannanyou,jiaohunbiaojiedehaoshi。

“bumafanxiaoyile。”fangrongxueshuo,“wozijikeyizhaodaogenghaodenanpengyou。”

yimabuxiangxin:“zhendejiade?niyoumubiaolema。”

“有的有的。”

“nikebiepianxiaoyi,gaitianbarendaihuilaikankan,nimamabuzai,yimabangnibabaguan。”

方绒雪哪敢带。

tamenyaoshikanshangdehua,biaojiebuyouyaolaiqiangrenma。

kanbushangdehua,yimapayoushiniantaozhexiangqindeshi。

fangrongxueqizhexiaoyadihuijiadelushang,ananaonao。

牛逼吹大了。

tawangnaerzhaozheiyangdenanpengyouyingfu。

老天爷。

给她下个男人吧。

linjinlaoxiaoqu,ludenghunhuang,fangrongxuexinlizhuomozheshi,dianpingcheguaiwandeshihouyigebuxiaoxin,pengdizhuangdaoleshenme。

tahuiguoshenlai,lianmangzhihaoxiaodianlv,guoquchakan。

kaojinqiangjiaodeweizhi,yigenanrenyingyingchuochuodidiezuo。

看上去被撞得不轻。

“buhaoyisi。”fangrongxueyiliandanyou,“zheililudenghuaile,womeikanqinglu。”

tashoushenguoqu,xiangbangtachanfuqilai。

chupengdaotajianbangdeshouxinchuanlainianhuhudechujue。

duizhechedengguangyikan,fangrongxuehedexintiaoxuanting。

是血。

zheigerenhunshenshangxiabianbulinliremudexueji。

奄奄一息。

“wei,nibiesia,huoyixia。”tapaitacelian,yenongdeyishouxue。

gubushangneimeduo,tamangbarenjiujinsongquxiaoquzhensuo。

zhulizhensuodeqiaodayeshimingmiaoshouhuichundelaozhongyi,jinanrenzuojiandanjianchahou,“guniang,nishishuoniqigedianpingche,barenzhuangchengzheiyangzi?”

方绒雪无辜点头。

qiaodayezezeliangsheng,zhizhetabeibangshangkou:“tashoudekeshiqiangshang,nidedianpingchehaixuehuikaiqiangle?”