第一章怒怼渣男
shenyanshibasuizheitian，dangzhezhongrendemianshuaisuilewoqinshouzhizuodedangao。
tawanzhejiangyuedeshoushuo，“linwei，biezaichanzhewole，nibushiwoxihuanderen。”
woxiaozhepaipaishou，lanzheshenceyigeyingjungaodadeqingnianshuo“manzou，busong。”
zhuanshenjiutingleshenyandeka。
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yizhongdechenpaoguohou，dajiajujizaishitangyilunfenfen。
“xiaohuajiangyuezuotianshengri，shenyandayingsongtademingpaibaomeiyouduixian，fanerdishangleyigedangao，jiangdameinvfalehaoyitonghuoni。”
“shia，shibushishenyandejialimeiyoujitaqian，tabaliwuhuanchengdangaole？”
“kebushima，jinzaoshuoleqingwomenquansushechizaocande，jieguoshuakadeshihoulimianmeiqianle。”
“shenyandeliandouheile......”
wohezhejinkouniunai，tingzhegebizhuotongxuedeyilunsheng，anzilengxiao，naqixiaochuangkoutezhidezaocanjiuyaohuijiaoshi，bushishuowoqiongdezhishengxiaqianlema？
wodaoyaokankanmeiyouqianchongdakuandeshenyanhaishibushiquanxiaonvshengdewanrenmi？hainengbunengqinggaojijiajiaominglieqianmao？
zhuanshenjiukanjianlezaishitangmenkouyinchenzheliansichuxunrendeshenyan，tamaizhejicudebuziwangjianrenqunlidewo，bokairenqunchaowozoulai，lazhewojiuchaoshitangwaizou，laidaomeiyourenyandezhulinli，“linwei，nizenmebawodekajitingle？kuainadianqianjiwo，wodengzhechifanni。”
hehe，chifanshijia，zhaohuimianzishizhenba。
womenjiayangzhetaduonian，daoshiyangchugebuzhitiangaodihou，yifulisuodangrandeyangzilai。
wocongzaocanhelinielegexiaolongbao，“shenyan，zuotiandedangaonichilema？”
shenyanjizhenawoshoulideka，“chilechile，weidaobucuo。”
qiaoqiao，douzheigeshihoulehaizaishuohuang，yaobushiwocongjiangyuedepengyouquankanjianneigeshuaizaidishangdedangao，wodoubuzhidaozijihuaqiangongchulaidebaiyanlangnazhewodedongxiquzuolejiangyuedetiangou。
“jiwomenjiaganhuodeshishenmei，bushini，womeineigeyiwujinifagongzi......”wozhuanshenjiuzou，buxiangzaiduokanyiyanzheigelangxingoufeideren。
shenyanbeiwodezhuanbianjingdelengleleng，zhuishanglai，“dangchubushishuohaole，nibangzhuwoshangwangaozhong，wodaxuebiyelezaihainima。”
“keshiwoxianzaibuxiangjile，nizheiyangderen，duokanyiyanwodouexin。”
wozhuanshenrenzhenkanzhezheigewoxihuanleneimejiuderen，yiziyidundishuodao，“guoqujiudangwoyanxia，yihouwobuhuizainishenshanglangfeiyifenqian......”
shenyanlengzailedangchang，lianshangmanshibukesiyi。“linweiniyoufashenmefeng？”
woyigefujiaqianjinzhuizaiyigezhujiaayierzide**houmianzheimeduonian，lianwozijidoubuxiangxin，zenmehuranjiushiquleduishenyande“shizaibide”。
shenyanzhuizaiwohoumianwen，“shibushizuotianwomeiyouheniyiqiguoshengri，nishengqile？”
“nibushidasuanqukandianyingma？nikan，wodoumaihaopiaole。”
shenyanjiqieditaochudianyingpiaoxiangwozhengming，zuotianfangwogezizhishiyinweitamangzhepaiduimaipiaoqule，tabuzhidaodeshi，wozhidaotahejiangyueshitongyitiandeshengri，wohaizhidao，tabawojitazuodedangaonaqusongren，yongwodeqiannalaihongjiangyuekaixin。
wotouyebuhuidiuxiayiju，“niliuzhehejiangyuekanba。”
woheshenyanyiqianyihoujinlejiaoshi，yuanbenyilundeshengyinjiaranerzhi，kanxiaohuayibandikanzheshenyan。
yiwangwozuijianbudebanjilidetongxueqiaobuqishenyan，chideyongdedouyaojitazhunbeizuihaode。
dakaishubaodeshihoujiutingjianshenhouchuanlai，“kan，shenyanmeiyouchizaocan，linweikendingxintengle。”
“bierendebaolidoushifanggezhongxitice，zhiyoulinweixianggebaibaoxiang，shenmedouyou。”
“jialiyoukuang，buhaohaoxuexiyeyouchulude......”
wonabinggandeshoudunzhu，chouleyibenkebenpangruowurendikanqilai。
“linweishou**le，jingranbudalishenyan......”
shenyanezheduzi，zuozaihoumianyinchendikanzhewo。