第4章 最适合演狐狸精

guyunxiyibianpaizhecongyanqianzouguodemote,yibiandishengduigunuanshuo:“baobei,nixiangbuxiangzaodianhuiguo?”

“xiang,wotingshuoneiliyouhenduohaochide,chiyibeizidouchibuwan。”

xiaoguniangyanjingwuheimingliang,xiaoqilaishi,fangfoshisanyuefanhuashengfang,touzheyiguzitianzhenlanman。

guyunxirenbuzhunielexiatadexiaobizi,zhenshigexiaochihuo。

zaibashixiannuohuitaishangshi,yandihuaguoyimolengyi。

tayexianghuiqu,yinweineiliyourangtahenzhiruguderen。

顾娇娇……

tazaixindimonianzheigemingzi,meinianyici,tadehenyijiufangunyici。

dengfuzhuangxiujieshu,tajiuhuidaizhehaizimenhuiguo,daoshihou,tahuijiangtazaoshouguodetongchubaibeiqianbeidichanghai!

zheicidefuzhuangxiumeishenmetebiedexinyi,jiashangtayouxiexinshenbuning,bianjuedingtiqianlichang。

zaiyicibotongerbaodedianhua,taqingshengwen:“baobei,yiqiedoushunlima?”

“fangxinba,mami,buhuiyoushide,woyijingzhangdale。”

guyiyizaibaozheng,jiuzaitazhunbeiguadianhuashi,maileliangpingshuiguolaidegumozaineiqihuhudibaoyuan:“neixiedarentaikeele,tamendouxiangniewodelian,suiranwokeai,danwoyoubushisheidoukeyimodexiaogou。”

shuozhehaiduoleduojiao,qiangliebiaodatadebuman,yangzikeaijile。

kezhouweidekongqiquehaositurananjingxialai,kandaogutingzaineipinmingdegenzijizhayan,gumoyouxiebumingsuoyi。

“zenmeledage,niyanjinglijindongxilema?ganjinrangsidijinichuichui……e,wowangle,tagenwudiquchanneigehuainvrenqule……”

“……”beiqidaojuewangdeguyiwunaidewangzhetian,tabuxiangchengrenzijigenzheigerenshixiongdi,haishiqinde。

zheishi,dianhualichuanlaiyigeshuxiyoujiaojideshengyin:“yejiushishuo,nimenjigedouzaineier?”

guyunxicikebiaoqingcuoe,jihuyiweizijichanshenglehuanjue。

ruofeiwanbudeyi,tashibuhuirangerbaoyigerenqude,danzheishizhuangxiutabixudelumian,haidezuozaitaixiakanhuixiu,zheishirenqingshigu,tameifatui。

gumonaodaishunjianchuilexiaqu,jiuxiangshiyizhifanlecuodechuiertu,youdianbuzhisuocuo。

tabushiguyiyaochuanbangde,yaoshizhidaomamidianhuadaguolai,tahuibazuibidelaolaode。

“mami,womencuole。”gutingzuoweilaoda,rencuohenjishi。

tazhidaomamaxihuanzhicuojiugaidehaizi,kuangqietashilaoda,yaodongshi,yincizongshirencuozuikuaideneiyige。

guyunxiqideganteng,shenshourouleroumeixin,jielirangzijizhending:“nimenganjinbasibaogenwubaozhaohuilai,buyaorangtamenjiechumoshengren,wanyibeihuairenguaipao,mamahuishangxinside。”

“知道了,妈咪。”

ertabuzhidaodeshi,zheigeshihou,wubaozhengzhunbeiwanchengfenpeijizijiderenwu。

tamenyanzhongdehuainvrengujiaojiaozheigeshihouzhenghaogangxiafeiji,caizhexixidegaogenxie,yishendingzhideyuebaisejixizhangqun,shencaixiandejiweixiuzhangmiaotiao。

fensimenjiandaota,gegexinxiruokuang,jianjiaoshengjihuyaoxianfanfangding。

beimojingzhezhudetongkongweiweiyisuo,yandiduoleyisibunai,gujiaojiaoyimianxiangshouzhefensidezhuipeng,yimianyouxianqiweileyingfuzheixieren,juedexinfan。beizhuliqiaoqiaopengleliangxiahou,zheicaibuqingbuyuandezhaixiamojing。

“jiaojiao,womenhaoxihuannia,lianggexiaoshiqianwomenjiulaile。”

“gongxijiaojiaochengweiqueendaiyanren,zheishijinizhunbeideliwu,xiwangninengdedaogengduodaiyan!”

“baituojiwoqiangemingba,wogenwonainaidouxihuanni,youqishinizhiqiankechuandehulijing,womenquandoudoujuedenizuishiheyanhulijing,jianzhitaimeile!”

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zhengzaishouliwudegujiaojiaotingdaoyourenshuozijishiheyanhulijing,shenseweiweiyibian。

neigejiaoseshitamaibierenrenqingcaiquyande,yaobushiweileweixirenmai,tacaibuxianggenshenmehulijingzhanbian,yinweitayingzaodedoushiqingchunxiaohuadexingxiang。

yazhuxindifanyongerchudenuqi,tajinliangweichilengjing,gangxiangkaikou,yigexiaoxiaodeshenyingxiangpaodansidezhuangleguolai,zhijiebagujiaojiaomianqiangweichidejiaxiangzhuangpo。

talangbeidediezuozaidishang,gaogenxieyediaoleyizhi,xiannvqunhaibeipangbianzhejiduoshanderencaileliangjiao,gangdaoshoumeiduojiudemojinggengshibeicaidexisui。

“nalilaideyehaizi,zheimemeijiajiao,jialishizenmejiaode?”

gujiaojiaoyibalaguozuikuihuoshou,yaoyaqiechidezhoumazhe,shuozheyangqishou,jiuxiangdatayibazhang。

fensimenyehenfennu,qiqidedengzhezheigeturanmaochulaidexionghaizi。

“wobushiyehaizi!”xiaopaodanyixiazizhengtuolegujiaojiaodeshou,qihenghengdehouzhe:“niqifuwomami,nicaishiyehaizi,nicaimeiyoujiajiao,nishihuainvren!”

众人:“……”