“……”lubozhaokanzheshenbianjiaoxiaodeguniang。
“zenme，nijianguoyuqicheme？”chiyuetiaomei。
tadesanguanshoudaoleyicixili，nvrenmeilenanrenxiangyumeilezixingche？
naohailichuxianleyuqichedeyangzi……
“chi……hahaha。”lubozhaoshizairenbuzhu，menxiaoleqilai。
tayijinghenduonianbuxiaole，danzheixiaotewutaihaowanle，naozilinalaineimeduoqisiguaixiang。
chiyueganjuezijishoudaolechaoxiao，bagaoleshengxian：“benlaijiushi，qianhegongfenwonengzijizhuan，jiawuwozijizuo，binglewojinyiyuan，nishuonanrenhainengnalaiganma？”
“haidezhiwangwosihoutahetayijiazi，zuihoulaolehaidewoyibashiyibaniaosihoutasongzhong！”
lubozhaokanzhetazhamao，renjunbujin：“zenmeshuodehaoxiangnijiaguoren，haisihoulenanrenyibeizi。”
chiyuezhilezhi，zhuantouhenhendiyaozherouchuan：“nijiushuoshenbiandabufenrenjiashibushizheiyangba，wozhangleyanzonghuikanba！”
lubozhaokanzhechiyueqigugudeyangzi，diaokan：“suoyizheijiushinibuxiangjiarendeyuanyin——nanrenmeiyong？”
chiyuefansitayibenzhengjingxixuezijideyangzi，ehenhendiyaozherou：“benlaijiushi，chulechuangshangshenghaizikenengyouyong，yaonanrenganma……”
huayingangluo，tajiuzhidaozijishuocuolehua。
lubozhaoyiweishenzhangdituozhexiabaxiaole：“a，dui，neishiyaoyounanrencainengpeihewanchengchuangshangde……renwu，nizhidaobushao。”
chiyuexiaoyuanlianfeihong，chaotafanbaiyan：“heng，rongdafu，zheishiyixuechangshi！”
zheirendingzheneizhanghaokansiwendelian，yuqiquepiqidaoxieqi，rangtadexinzangdouloutiaoyipai。
shenbianguniangditouxiaqu，nenbaideerduohonghongruanruande，ranglubozhaomilemiyan，wuyishidishejiandilexiahoucaoya。
buzhidaoyaoshangqushishenmeweidao。
“wohaiyiweiniheneiweilishujizaitanduixiang，suoyidongbushao。”tachuixiayan，shoulianlexinshen。
chiyuelianselenglexialai：“wohetameitanduixiang，shiwodayijieshaode，wodongshiyinweiwogebideshenershiweishengyuandedafu，woyezhuweishengyuanbianshang，shenerchangdaiwohetahaiziquwan。”
jieshijiushiyanshi，dantashuodeyeshishihua，meipianta。
lubozhaobuzhidaoweishenmetingdaotashuomeitanguoduixiang，xinlijingyouyizhongqiguaideshutangan。
tazhuanguolailian，qishenqunaleyifenqiehaodexiguaguolai，dijita：“chime？”
chiyuejingxidikanzheshoulidegua：“ninalilaidegua。”
lubozhaozhilezhishanli：“zhongde，lianziranhehuixiang、lajiaodoushizhongde。”
chiyueyiyannanjindikanzheta：“nizaishanlibuhuikenhuangtuotianba。”
“jiuyikuaidi，baozhengshentisuzhibuxiajiang，zugoudegongjishiyaoyoude，bijingkenengyibeizidouyaozaizheili。”lubozhaosuiyididao。
chiyuexiangxiangyeshi，butoutouzhongshanli，budalie，tazheijinianpashihennanaoguoqu。
xiafanggaizaofenzishibunengyouziliudide。
“buhuide，nibuhuiyibeizizaizheilide，daochudouzaihuifuzhixu，gaojingji，nihuihuijiade。”chiyueyaoyaotou。
lubozhaokanzheta，yanshenyouxieshen：“nizheimequedingwohaiyoujihuilikaizheili？”
chiyuerenzhendikanzheta：“yinweiyiqiedouzaihaoqilai，niyoushiyoubenshideren，longbuhuiyizhikunyuqiantan。”
lubozhaokanzhemianqiandeguniang，xindishuobushangshenmeziwei。
conglaimeiyourenzheimeduitashuoguo，suirantayebuxiangxinzijiyongyuandouhuibeikunzaizheili。
tashidiyigezaitazuidigushi，zheiyangkendingtaderen。
“ji。”tabashoulideguahekaohaodepaigudileguoqu。
chiyuexiaoyinyin：“xiexierongdafu！”
xiguaqingtianjieni，kaoyerouweidaojihao，goutachidemanzuiliuyou。
lubozhaokanzhetaxiaoyinyindeyangzi，chuixiamouzi，dandandidao：“womendoujiehunde，neinizongjiaoworongdafu，bierenbuhuijuedeqiguaima？”
chiyuezhengzainaxiaoshuazijiaobanjianghu，wenyanyileng，shide，zheitaishengshule。
takanleyanlubozhao，chiyilehaoyihui，caigangayoushitandiwen：“nei……wojiaorongdafuni……ng……zhaonan？haishianan？”
guniangruanhedeshengyinzheimejiaozijimingzi，xiangyizhirongcaoqingqinglveguotaerbiandepifu。
有些痒痒的……
lubozhaodunledun，mianwubiaoqingdibiekailian：“suibianni。”
chiyuekanzhetaxiuzhanggaotiaodeceying，youxienamen，zheirenzhenshiguguai，zenmeturanyoubanzhelianle。
suanle，dalaomenpiqixinggedoushiguaide。
tahaishixianchichichichi——tianbaozijiduzi！
一个小时后
“nibushishuonihuixunrou？”
zhanzaiyidui“roushan”qian，lubozhaokanzhechiyueyifuwucongxiashoudeyangzi，weiweicumei。
chiyuetanqi：“baituo，dage，nikankanzheiduiroushan，zuzuwutouyezhua，gouquancunrenshalaichile，woyigerenzenmenenggaodeding！”
xungeshijinbajiujiusuanle，zheikuaishangqianjinroule！
卖都得卖好几天吧？
erqiexunroudeyanhenrongyibeirenkandao。
yeguaitagangcaiemihule，kandaochide，shuohuabuguonaozile。
“neixianzaiyaozenmeban？”lubozhaowen。
chiyuerouzhetaiyangxue，xianglebantian：“zuihaodefangfadangranshinengbazheixiezhuroudoumailehuanqian、huanwomenxuyaodepiao。”
zheimeduozhurounenghuanduoshaoqianhepiaoa，dajibaishangqiankuaidaoshou。
danzheishibukenengde，tamenmeiyoubanfakaozijibazheixieyezhuchulihao，yunxiashanjincheng。
“yaomegaosucunzhang，bazhutuoxiaqu，quancunxiaoduifenle，huanrenqing。”chiyueyoushuo。
tahetazheidui‘huannanfuqi’haiyaozaicunlishenghuoyiduanshijian，renqingzhainanhai，cunxiaoduidelehao，duoshaoyaoguniantamenliangyidian。
lubozhaochenyinleyihui：“wonengchuliyitouzhu，zheishanlihaiyougemeirenquguodeshandong，keyizailimianxunroububeifaxian。”
chiyuedayanjingyiliang：“neizanmenhainengbaneijitouxiaoyezhuziyangzaishandongli！xuyaodeshihoukeyizuokaoruzhu！”
tadunzaijizhisesefadoudexiaoyezhuzai：“zanmenzijiliuxiayitouzhuhexiaozhuzi，shengxiasitourangcunzhishudaizherentaicunliqu，gangheshi！”
shuoganjiugan，lubozhaotiaoleyitouyezhu，heshanji、zhangziyiqigancuililuodizaishaqupi，bazhukangdaoleshandongli。
shengxiadezhujiuliuzaiyuandi，namashengshuanzaishushang。
chiyuezaihoutouganzhejitouxiaoyezhuzikantakangzheliangbaiduojindezhuzaiqiqushanlushangchuanxing，rulvpingdi，xiangmeikangdongxiyiyang。
tajianzhitanweiguanzhi，tadaodishizenmedingzheneizhangsiwenjunmeidelian，ganhuoxiangmengzhangfeiyiyang！
daoleshandongli，chiyuehaikanjianleduichaidedifang，haiyoubushaochidedongxi。
tajiuzhidaozheishilubozhaode“mimijidi”le。
这人太牛了。
dengdaotahelubozhaobahuoshaoshang，suoyoudezhurou、zhangziroudoufenqiehaoguashangkai，yijingtianyaoliangle，liangrencaixiashan。
youlubozhaodailu，xiashankuaiduole。
daoleniupeng，chiyuewenzhezijiyishenzhuxuexingchouhehanwei，jianzhiyaotule。
“woqushaoshui，yiqixixi？”lubozhaokanzhechiyuexiaolianzhouqilaideyangzi，wenleyizui。