第4章 酒醉遭遇“捡尸”

“nvshi,shiyaoqumingyejiubama?”chuzuchesijiwensuluo。

suluodiantou,qichebenxiangjiubajiefangxiang。

mingyejiubashijiubajiedeyijiaxiaojiuba,danfeichangyougexing,limiandeyinleshuhuanyiren。

suluohezhejiu,tingzheyinle,quezenmeyeganjuebudaoxinlingzhiyu,zhiganjuexinlikongdexiangyizuowurenchengbao,beiliangyinsen。

xianzai,suluozhongyuqingchulimubaidemude,neijiushigenchenqinghehuopiantaneiwushiwandecunkuan,tajiushixiangmaifangzi,jitamendexuerouyigewo。

limubaiyezaojiuzhidao,suluoyouyishuangwusuideshuangbaotaiernv。

zheiduishuangbaotaishitangshiyusuluoliunianqianlianaidejiejing,zhishichulesuluoziji,meiyourenzhidaotamenshitangshidehaizi,jiulianlimubai,suluoyemeiduitashuoshuangbaotaihaizishisheide。

suluozhengshiyoulehaizicaipinminggongzuo,zanxialeneibiqian,yeshiweilejianglaimaifangzi,jihaizimenyigejia。

zaichengliyouyitaofang,shixuduorenmengmeiyiqiude,limubaiyuchenqingdoushipinqiongchushen,ziranmaibuqifangzi,zhenghaoneishiwuyijianzhidaolesuluodezheibicunkuan,yushishejipianzouneiwushiwanshoufuqian。

“我是真的傻!”

suluohedenaodaiyouxiemihule,danxinqueqingxingdebuxing,ziyanziyudechaonongziji,yanleizhibuzhudeliulexialai。

xinghaodengguanghunan,meirenkanjian。

yuenanshou,suluoyuexianghejiu,buzhibujuejian,banpingbailandiyijingjiandi。

“shangyiciwoyiyouweijin,haoxiangzaiyunichanmian,banibangzhe......”

suluoshoujipingmuliangleqilai,yikanhaomayoushixiaochounandexinxi,saoraoneirongbukanrumu。

suluomeiyouhuifu,jianghaomazhijielahei,danxinqingzaogaotouding,youjiaoleyibeijiu,yiyinerjin。

suluodejiuliangbenjiubuhao,zheiyangyijinghedegouduole,yunxuanzhejiewanzhanghouzouchujiuba。

jiubamenqianjiushitingchechang,menkoutinglebushaoche,yizhenfengchuilai,hunhezheqiyouwei,suluoweibuyizhenjingluan,meizoujibu,biantulechulai。

tuguozhihou,suluoxiangjinkuailikaicidi。

yinweisuluoqingchu,zaizheigechengshiyouzhongrenhenbiantai,zhuanmenzaijiubamenkoujianneixiezuijiunvren,daiqujiudianwuru,beichengweijianshi。

keshisuluohaimeizoujibu,bianyundaozaidi,hunshuibuqi。

yihuier,zaisuluobuyuanchuyiliangfalalichemendakai,yigexizhuanggelv,daizhexiaochoudemianjudenanzicongcheneizouchu。

xiaochounanjiangsuluobaojincheneihou,qidongpaoche,hongmingzhe,kaixiangshineidezuihaodeyueshenjiudian。

wangzhexiaoshidepaoche,chenqingdeyideweixiao,jilimubaifaleyitiaoxinxi:“mingtianyizaoquzhuojian,youlesuluopituidezhengju,jiukeyizhengdaguangmingdebuhaineiwushiwanle。”

yueshenjiudian5421fangjian。

mianjunanziguanshangfangmen,weikaideng,zhijiejiangsuluodiudaochuangshang,jiezhewenruyudianluozaisuluoshenshang。

shuaidaochuangshang,suluoweiweizhengyan,kandaonanziyingyingchuochuodelunkuo。

tayigejiling,xiangyaotuikainanzi,quefaxianshuangshougenbenmeiyouyisiliqi,zijizexiangshibeidingzaichuangshang,dongdanbude。

suluoyishidao,zijibeijianshile,zhenshipashenmelaishenme。

“fangkaiwo,hundan......”

buguo,suluodehuahaiweishuowan,nanzizhijieyongwenduzhuletadehuayu,badaodeqixijiangsuluoyinmeidemeiyouyisipiqi。

nanzixiangyitoudengdaiyijiudeelang,ersuluozerengshineizhidaizaidegaoyang。

zhidaoshenshangchuanlailiangyi,suluofangcaiyouxieqingxing。

“nishishei?”suluojingkongbuandewendao。

“zhidaowoshishei,youxijiumeiyisile。”

nanzideshengyingenneitiandianhualideyiyang,shayadichen,danmingxiandesuluonengtingchulai,zheibushitadezhensheng,ershikeyifachu。

“混蛋,又是你!”

suluoyizhenfennu,xiangyaohuhan,queyoubeinanzitengchudeyizhidashouwuzhulezuiba。

jiezhe,nanzimeiyouzaijisuluoluandongdejihui……