第1章

“bieyiweinididishiguozijiansiyewojiubuganreni,wojiajiefuhaishishilangni!dajiadoukanhaole,tatangyuanniangkaomai**panxialezheijianpuzi,yihousheiganjinqumaiyishang,wojianyigedayige!”

tanghuafengfenghuohuogandaochengyipudeshihou,rumashengjianjianyuanqu,menkouweideshuixiebutong,taluqixiuzixiangyaohemanmazhirenbihuabihua,faxianneirenzaoyixiaoshibujian。

haoburongyijijinrenqun,tanghuakandaochengyipudemenbianbeizadexisui,shangxindeyishangbeisichechengsuipian,dangmobudouzhaobuchuyikuaidaxiaoheshide。

langjiezhizhong,zhanzheyiminghongyifuren。

tatiantingbaoman,shuangyanheiliang,shenseruchangdezhihuirenshoubapuziqingliganjing,kansibingweishoudaoyingxiang。

fanerdaizheyizhongyimaguilv、liangdadejiankangmei。

tanghuaansonglekouqi,“niang,chushenmeshile?”

bumianzaixindifandigu,rujinjingchenghaiyouganzaitaniangmianqianjiaoxiaoderen?

“你怎么来了?”

tangyuanniangtingxiadongzuo,dunshihengmeilengshu,“womeijicuodehua,jinernibushigaixuepipa?”

bangeshichenqian,tanghuatingshuogebijiexuejiachengyipudelaobanniangbuzhishouleshenme**,xuanzaitangjiachengyipukaizhangderiziqianlainaoshi,bujinbasuoyouyishangheliaozidoujisihuile,haishuoleyiduinanyiruerdemanma。

tanghuaxindeduodahainengbalapipa?

molemobizi,buganzhengshitangyuanniangdemuguang,“wotingshuoyourenlaipuzilinaoshi,bufangxin——”

“niyigeweichugedeyatou,yourennaoshinihainengzuoshenme?baneirendayidunbucheng?”

“zheimeluan,yaoshoushidaoshenmeshihoua。”

tanghuaxiangshuoshi,danshilizhizhanshenglechongdong,guzuoyoueryantadekaishidongshoubangmangshoushi,faxiandishangyoujipianliaozihenshiyanshu。

tangyuanniangfanlegebaiyan,“yihuizaihenisuanzhang。”

xuanjitaqinzhexiaoyizoudaomenqian,duiluanchengyiguozhoudebaixingdao:“geweixiangqinfulao,chengyipujinrikenengkaibuchengle,xiangmaiyishangkeyizaisanrihouzailai。ruoyourenjidanxueshiganggangdehua,dakeyiqumaitaxueshideyishang,ruoyoubupashidelaizhaoguyuanniangshengyide,yuanniangbaozhenghuirangnimanyiergui。yuanniangjinerjiubahualiaozhei,kaizhangqisanri,suoyouyishangbanjiachushou。”

半价?!

sizhouduanzandejingmizhihou,xiangqihongmingdezhangsheng。

“tanglaobanfangxin,womenbidinghuilai,daoshihounikebiebahaoliaozizangqilaia。”

“shi,neixueshiyizhibashilangguazaizuibian,zaojiukantabushunyanle,xiangbizhixiatanglaobancongbutisiyedaren,hainengbashengyizuodaofengshengshuiqi,zheirenpinxindeguo,jieshiyidingpengchang!”

youliangrenzairenqunzhongqiletou,dajiayedougenzhefuhe。

tanghuachayidikanliangyandaijiezoudeliangren,youdianmianshu,zheibushitaniangshoudixiapaoshangduineiliangrenma?

zaikankanshouzhongsuibu,zheibutaquniandeyishangma?

guoranshitaniangdezidaoziyan!

keedeshangzhan,zongshitataichuanshiliunian,juranhaimeixuedaotaniangdebandianbenshi!

tanghuacongzhengkaiyanjingqi,jiumeijianguotadie。

yizhishitanianglachetahetajiujiuzhangda。

daizhelianggetuoyoupingdenvziquzhuanqian,nayouneimerongyi?

haozaitaniangtianshengshihejingshang,shouduanheyanguangdougouyong,meijiniandegongfubujinzuochengledangdiyoumingdefushang,haigongyangdidikaoshanglezhuangyuan,tangyuanniangbiandaizhetanghuagensuijinjingshuzhidedidilaidaojingcheng,yitongfazhanxialai,rujintanghuaruyuanguoshangyouqianyouyanhaiyouxiandeshenghuo。

要问她为啥随娘姓?

tangyuanniangyuanhuashizheimeshuode,“wominghao,xianggongsidezao,shenglegehaizinandaohaiyaosuisiguixingbucheng?”

tangyuanniangdaizhexiuniangyibianshoushiyibianjilusunshi,mangwanwaimianyijingmusesihe,tangyuanniangrangtanghuaxianhuifu,zijidaizhepuzilidejigehuojijiaodishengfengdiganqubaoguan。

tanghuasuiduiqinqishuhuameishenmexingqu,duijichengtaniangcaichanhaishihenyourenzhide。

juebuhuifangguozheimehaodexuexijihui,koutoudayinghuifu,chumenzhuanleyiquanlimazhehui,genzaitangyuanniangshenhouzhibendalisi。

youshihoutanghuazhenjuedetaniangkaiguale。

dalisipingrizhiyouyayizhishou,zaibujizuiduoyejiujiangeshaoqing。

jinertanianglunqiguchuiqiaolemeijixia,limianjingzouchuyimingshenzhechaofudezhongniannanzi。

cishixiyanggaoguaxishan,banmingbanandeguangxianzhaozainanrenshenshang,rangnanrenzhenggewaixingshunjianbiandegaoji。

buguangshiguangxianwenti,tafaxianneinanrenshenliangtingba,mianbaiwuxu,yanshenzhongtouzhejifenshangweizhedechenwen。

fushoulizaitaniangmianqian,anjinglingtingtaniangdezhuangshu,shibushichongshenpangyayihanshou,guanweigannonghou。

tanghuazhanglezhangzui,touyihuizaizheigechaodaijiandaozheimeyouqizhizhongniannanren。

妥妥的叔圈天菜啊!

youqishihefengyunyoucundeniangyitongzhanzaixiaguangxia,bidoujiangyoutiaohaibanpei!

tanghuagaoshenmocedimilemiyan,suimingzhidaotaniangshizaiyanxi,kejiantanianglianshangluchukeliandeshenqingshi,jingjuedetaniangshibushizhendeyouxiewuzhule?

shibushiyezhenxiangzhaogejianbangyikaole?

yandihuaguoyimojuejue,tanghuaxinzhongyoulepansuan,bashijianliujixiyangxiadezhongniannannv,zhuanshenzourenle。

shubuzhitagangzou,tangyuanniangshengqingbingmaodezhuangshuhuranbeiyishengfanwensuodaduan,“nibianshitangyuanniang?”

“是、正是。”

tangyuannianggengleyixia,zhiqianshuodaonalaizhe?

dalisiqingqizhengjiegonglexiashou,“zhengqiao,woyoushixiangwenwenyuanniang,xuejianaoshideshiqingyuanniangfangxin,mingridinghuichugejieguo,danyanxiabuzhiyuanniangyoumeiyoushijian?kefoujieyibushuohua?”

tangyuanniangshishengyiren,nengbajiedalisiqingzheizhonghaoshi,jianzhiqiuzhibude,duanzancuoeguohoudaizhechunfengmanmiandexiaorong,“darenruobujieyi,quzuixianlouruhe?”

zuixianlouyeshitangyuanniangdechanye,tadaiqizhengjiequzuixianloumudezhaoranruojie。

bierenyoumeiyoujidongbuzhidao,tanghuadezhizheigexiaoxideshihouxingfendezhitiaojiao。

“nishuowonianghedalisiqingqulezuixianlou?jiutamenliangge?”

yahuanlinglanyongshuangzhizhizhezijiyanzhuzi,“nubizheishuangyanjingqinyansuojian!”

“jiwonadianshanzhenhaiweilai,wochilehaokuaihuokuaihuo。”

tanghuagaoxingdilaihuiduobu,shuangmouhudiyining。

dalisiqingzheizhongshenfenzenmekenengmeiyoujiashi?

gaibuhuishipianqianlaideba?

yuexiangyuejuedelipu,tanghuadangjifenfulinglandaishangyuqianlongjing,fengfenghuohuodiqulegebifudi。