第1章1
daniansanshi，laogongnianyefandoumeichijiupaoqugenpengyouxiangyuekuanian。
wodaodeshihou，laogongzhengzaigenchuanzhesandianshiyongyideqingmeizaiwenquanneitouqing。
beiwozhuangpo，qingmeideshouzailaogongdebeishangfumoxiangwotiaoxin，“wogenligecongxiaoyiqizhangda，wojingchangbangtacuozaoni~”
老公却恼羞成怒。
“wogenweiweicongxiaojiushuiyizhangchuang，qinmidianzenme？niyebukankannizheifulatayang，wozhaorenjiejueyixiananrendexuqiu，ninenglijiedeba？”
wobeiqidaoxiaochan，qingmeishuozhanlewodeyuejinghuiqi。
laogongxianwodiuren，jiangnishuidewoguanzaiwenquanfang。
wochadianbeiyansi，laogongquezaimenwaigenqingmeikuaihuo。
houlai，zhidaowomenyouguoyigehaizi。
他却后悔疯了。
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daniansanshi，laogongnianyefandoumeichijiuyaogenpengyouchuqupaowenquan。
woyinweihuaiyunxiabuleshuizhudongliuzaijiali。
wodasuandanianchuyizaigenquanjiatanbaizheigexishi。
rushuiqianwodeshoujishoudaoyitiaoxiaoxi，[xiangchinianyefanle。]
tingdaozheijuhuahouwomashangdabaohaolenianyefan。
gangdaodifang，jiutingdaowenquanfangneichuanchunanrendediaoxiaoshenghaiyounvrenwumeidejiaoxiaosheng。
zoujincaikanqing，laogongdeqingmeichuanzhesandianshi**debijini，zhengfumozhetadexiongtang。
kongqizhongmimanzhexiangyandeweidao。
“zhensao，jintianyizaoshangjiujiwofayongyizhaogouyinwo，wonianyefandoumeichijiupaoguolaile。”
liangrenlugudehuaxiangzhenyiyangwangwoerduolimianzuan。
pangbiandexiongditanletanshoudao，“tiantianbushinagenwomenpaowenquandanghuangzi，jiushinagenwomendapaidanghuangzi。”
“yebuguailigenianyefandoumeichijiupaochulaile，weiweizheisandianshiyongyizheimexinggan，sheinengzhaojiadezhua。”
nianyefandiaoluozaidi，yanqiandechangjingjilewodangtouyibang。
jintianzaoshangjiancechuhuaiyundailaidegaoxingbianchengleehan。
xiangranglijingchishangnianyefandexinqingbianchenglefennu。
“xiayueshuyejiudanglaopohaixing，gentazhenshikuaihuobuqilai。jiehunhouyebuzhidaodaban，lalilatade，haishiweiweihao。”
shuozheyoushijianghuailideguweiweidounongdemiansefahong，daozailetashenshang，“lige~nihaohuaia~”
“yaoshibeisaozifaxianle，zheiguowokebubeia。”
“xiangwomenzheizhonggongchengmingjiudenandenagebushisanqisiqie，zhidaolejiuhonghongbei，tazuichizheiyitaole。”
“haishiligelihai，basaozinaniedesiside。”
suihou，sizhouyoushiyizhencierdehongxiaosheng。
woconglaimeixiangguolijingyouyitianhuixiangneixienanrenyiyangtouxing。
wodedaolai，dapolezheichangnaoju。
suoyourendoutingzhilexiaonao，zhuangzuoruowuqishi。
pangbiandexiongdilianmanglanzheguweiwei，jilixiangpingxizheichangnaoju。
wokongzhibuzhunuqijiangnianyefanrengjintangchi，zhigougoudidingzhelijing，“wodoukandaole，nizaiyanshenmeni？”
lijingbaguweiweibaolehuilai，shifentanhu，“womendoushicongxiaowandaodade，yedoushizuoshoumoyoushoudeshiqing，biexiachifeicu。”
guweiweideshouzailijingbeishanglaihuifunong，“saozi，woganggangzaibangligecuozaoni~”
tatiaoxindeyanshenzhaoranruojie，neitiaorangwoguolaidexiaoxibachengyeshichuyutashou。
lijingdexiongdimiansedaqu，zhiwangzhewoshunzhetaijiexia。
“jiushijiushi，womenjiligezuozheng，ligegenweiweijiezhendemeiyoushenme。”
“wogenligecongxiaoyiqizhangda，wojingchangbangtacuozaoni~”