第2章 绿茶和渣男才是绝配,老娘不伺候了

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“xuxiansheng,womenhaiyouxiayichang,nimenzheibianbinkeyebushao,yituozaituobuhaoba?”siyidelianseyoudianguabuzhu,renjiayeshianyichangduoshaoqiandexinshui,xuheyituo,bierendexiayichangjiuyaochidao,daoshihouhaidekouxinshui。

“zaidengdeng,xinshuiwojinibushang,wodejigehaopengyoudouhaimeiyoudao。”xuheyiliandeaiqiu,shuangshouheshi,younachulehongbaojisiyidiguoqu。

wozaibianshangkanzhe,kandewohuomaosanzhang。

danwobunengshuoshenme,yinweineishitacongxiaowandaodadehaopengyou,taderenshengdashi,tayexiwangtadepengyoukeyicanyu。

jiuzaishierdianban,xiaxuehexuhedeneibagexiongdishanshanlaichi。

youxierenlianshangguazheganga,gengduodeshibukaixin,zhangtaoshenzhishiliandainuse。

xiaxuedaoxianggemeishirenyiban,tachuanzhebaisha,xianggexiaogongzhuyiban,lianshanghaidaizhekeaidexiaorong。

zhishitadechuanzhe,zaizheiliqueshibuheshiyi。

bieshuoshiwodefumu,jiulianxuhedefumuyeyinchenzhelian。

“xuhe!”xubabadashengdehouleyiju。

xuhemantoushihan,paodaoxubabashenbian,mianbulebeiyidunma。

“nizenmehuishi,nidaodiyaorangjialidezhangbeidengduojiu?”

yankanzheyijingtuobuxiaqu,xiaxueyoulaile,xuhelianmangrangsiyikaichang。

qijian,tadoushixinbuzaiyande,yizhizaikanxubaxumadefanying,youyizhidanxinxiaxuedeqingkuang。

shuoshihua,wobuzhidaoyoushenmehaodanxinde。

womendedinghunli,jiuzheiyangcaocaodejieshule。

jieshuzhihou,wodierciyinweixiaxuegenxuhenaolepiqi。

“tashishenmehenzhongyaoderenma?weishenmewomendedinghunli,bixuyaotadaochanglecaikeyikaishi?nideweihunqishitahaishiwo?”wonumuyuandengdekanzhexuhe。

tadelianshang,yemingxiandeyoudianganga。

xuheqingqingjiangjiamenguanshangle,manmandezouxiangwo,jiangwobaozaihuaili。

woxiangzhengzha,queyourenweizheizhishiyiciputongdezhengchao,womendouhenxiguandejiduifangtaijiexia。

xuheyonglibaozhulewo,qingshengshuo:“niyezhidaodelaopo,xiaxuejiushiwodemeimei。”

“nidemeimeibuyinggaizaodiandaochangbangmangzhaohubinkema?zhiyudaizhenideneiyibangxiongdiyiqiwandaobangexiaoshima?tadelianmianzenmezheimedani?”woqibuguo,yuqiyoudianqiangying。

xuhezheishihou,yebuxiangzaiqianjiuwo,tadeyuqiyeyoudianxiong:“nishinvshengninandaobuzhidaoma?meigeyuedouyouneimejitianbushufude,taduziteng,suoyicaiwanlechumen。shiqingdouguole,weishenmeyaozaijintianzheimezhongyaohekaixinderizili,fanfutiqi?”

我愣住了。

yuanlai,shengliqibushufushikeyibeiyuanlianghelijiede。

wogenxuhejiaowangdediernian,youyiciwomenyuelequjiantadefumu,danneitianwoshengliqizhendehenbushufu,xuhebuxiwangtadefumujiudeng,qiangyingjiangwocongchuangshanglaqilai,weilewochiliangpianzhitongyaozhihou,bizhewoshangletadeche。

chezikaiwangtaneilaoxiaoqu,lushang,talianyijuduohereshuidoumeiyou。

erjintian,jiuxiangshitashuodezheimezhongyaohekaixinderizi,keyiyinweilingyigenvrendeshengliqieryanshi。

zuikexiaodeshi,neigenvrenshenzhibushizheicidinghunyandezhujiao。