绿茶女汉子?姐我是你祖宗!章节_1

gongsinianhuishang,laogongshenbianturanduolege“nvzhuli”。

dadalielie,hunsubuji。

talouzhewolaogongdegeboxuanyao。

“saozizhenjiaoqi,buxiangwomenshentibeibang。”

渣男,送给你了。

1.

nianhuishang,wogangjinmen,jiukandaoyizhexinggandenvzhuli。

shentitiezhejiangyichengebo,huoxiangtacaishizongcaifuren。

yigunongyudexiangshuiwei,zhichongnaomen。

weiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai,wowuzhezuichongxiangxishoujian。

jiangyichenxinzhaodezhuli,yizhenyinyangguaiqi。

“haomenguifujiushijingui,naxiangwomenzheizhongkuhahadedagongzu,shentibeierbang,chimamaxiang!”

jiangyichenzhoulezhoumei,xiangchouhuishou,quebeitagengjindichanzhu。

tayouxiegangadikanxiangwo:“yunxin,meishiba?”

wofuzhebinglengdemenkuang,ganjueneiguqiweiyuefamenglie。

“呕——”

这一吐,天昏地暗。

huiwubupianbuyi,jianlejidizaixuqingneishuangshanliangdeclhongdixiejianshang。

xuqinglianshangdedeyishunjianjiangzhu,xiangbeirencaileweibademao,jianjiaozhetiaokai:“wodexie!xieyunxinnifengle,taiexinle!”

xianchangyipiansiji,wushubaguadeyanshen,miaolaimiaoqu。

jiangyichenganjinguolaifuwo,tiwopaibeishunqi,shengyindaizhejinzhang:“bieguanxiele!yunxinnizenmeyang?”

xuqingqideliandouwaile,dagaishijuedediulemianzi,yanzhuyizhuan,duanqitaneibeichengzhi,jiaxingxingdicouguolai:“saozikuaishushukou……aiya!”

shouwanyiwai,banbeinianhuhudechengzhi,quanpozailewoxinmaidemibaiseyangrongshanshang。

“duibuqi,duibuqi!”

tawuzhezui,yanjinglidexingzailehuo,zangdouzangbuzhu。

“shouhuale!saozinidarenyoudaliang,biegenwojijiaoa,yijianyifueryima!”

“bijingwogenyichenge,keshizaibuqiandejiaoqing!”

baoxianglisijiyipian,suoyoumuguangdoudingzhewomensangeren。

jiangyichenliansetieqing:“xuqing!nizaizuoshenme!zhidaonishihaoxin,yetaimaoshoumaojiaole。”

qingpiaopiaodehechi,wanquanbutiliangrendeguanxi,jiangyichenzhenbuzouxin。

wozhijianqiajinzhangxin,zaitaitoushi,yanquanyijinghongle。

bikaijiangyichenshenlaideshou,woshengyinyouqingyouzhan,daizhedianqiangrendegengyan:“yichen,jintianyoudianshilile……xianhuiqule,buxiang……buxiangzaijinidiuren。”

zheiliangren,exintoule,wopazijihaihuitu。

kezheishi,bunengjiuzheimesuanle。

shuowan,yebukanta,zhuanshenjiuzou,jiaobuxufu。

wodu,jiangyichenbuganjiuzheimerangwozou。

果然。

talengleyixia,henhendenglexuqingyiyan,zhuaqiwaitaojiuzhuilechulai。

cheli,jiangyichenjinbengdecelian,youjiqie,youganga,weidumeiyouxinteng。

“yunxin,nitingwojieshi。”

tashengyinganse,“xuqingta……jiuneiyang!daxueshihouwomenyiqunrenchuqubiyelvxing,dingdeminsufangjianbugou,yigetongpu,tiandiliangxin,zhenjiuzhishitongxue!shenmeyemeifasheng!”

**zhechechuang,weilihaizaiyinyinchouchu,meishuohua。

tasuoweide“zhishitongxue”,gangcaizaibaoxiangli,keshihenbudezhangzaitashenshang。

2.

diertianxinglai,toutengdexiangyaoliekai,hunshenfaleng。

weilejijiangyichenjieji,wochuilelianggexiaoshidelengfeng,zhihouyilianchuandeluanqibazaodeshiqing,xinxunanning,yishimeigushang,pingjingxialai,bingqishangyong!

wochengzhezuoqilai,mochushoujixiangjiaodianyao,jitiaoxiaoxi,zhijiezhaping!

是同学群。

【qinggegejiadao!xiaodemensulaijiejia!@quantichengyuanyihoujiejiezhaozhenimena!】

houmiangenzheyichuandeyiyangyangdebiaoqingbao。

【@jiangyichenjiangzong,jinwanlaodifangjuju?daijiashudehua……】

tafalegewuzuitouxiaodebiaoqing。

【suanlasuanla,saozineimejiaoqi,gujilaibule,zanxiongdijigetongkuaihe!】

下面一群人起哄。

wolandezaikan,bashoujirengdaoyibian。

xuanguanchuanlaikaimensheng,jiangyichenlinzheyidaiyaojinlai,eshangdaizhebohan:“yunxin,tuishaoyaomailaile,kuaichi……”

huameishuowan,woyanqianyihei,zhenggerenruandaoxiaqu。

“云欣!”

zaizhengkaiyan,shizaiyiyuanxiaodushuiweiercibidebingfangli。

jiangyichenwozhewodeshou,pangbianzhanzhebaobeilengxiaodexuqing。

怎么哪哪都有她。

“哟,醒啦?”

xuqingchezhezuijiao,“saozinizheishenzigu,fengyichuijiudaoa?zeze,yichengechengtianshouzheni,gongsineibiandeshierdoutuijiwole,leisigeren。saozi,bushiwoshuo,nanrenma,haishidefangchuquchuang,nizheimeshuanzhe……”

“许晴!”

jiangyichendiheyisheng,daizhejinggao。

yishengnazhebaogaodantuimenjinlai,lianshangdaizhexiao:“jiangxiansheng,gongxia!jiangtaitaimeishenmedaai,jiushihuaiyunle,chuqifanyingjiashangzheliangfashao,duoxiuxijiuhao。”

“怀孕了?!”

jiangyichenyanjingmengdiliangle,jingxidikanxiangwo。

xuqinglianshangdexiaorongshunjiandongzhu,daizhebuganzhixin。

3.

jiangjiabieshudenghuotongming,xiqiyangyang。

popo,yejiushijiangyichenneiweileilifengxingdedaxuejiaoshoumuqin,tingwanxixun,lianshangdeyansuhuakai,dangchangjiujiwobaolegechendiandiandedahongbao,youzhijiewangwokalizhuanleyidabiqian。

“hao!hao!womenjiangjiadedagongchen!”poponandexiaodekaihuai。

xuqingyegenzhelaile,shuoshilaijilaoshibainian。

tazuozaijiaoluodeshafali,niezhegechengzi,yaoyaqiechi。

tingdao“gongchen”lianggezishi,tashoulidechengzi“pada”yishengdiaozaidishang,gunlehaojiquan。

popodemuguangsaoguoqu,daizheshenshi:“xiaoqinga,niyelaodabuxiaole,gaikaolvzhongshendashile。nimaqianjitianhaigenwoniantaoni。”

xuqingchechuyigebikuhainankandexiao:“laoshi,wobuji……”

“不急?”

popofangxiachabei,yuqipingdanquedaizhewuxingdeyali。

“nvrena,qingchunjiuneimejinian。zaodianchengjiashenghaizicaishizhengli。nandaohaizhiwang……”tadunledun,muguangruilidexiangshoushudao,“zhiwangbierenjiadehaizijiniyanglao?”

zheihuaxiangyijierguang,henhenchouzaixuqinglianshang。

talianseshabai,zuichunduosuozhe,mengdizhanqilai:“laoshi!wobushineigeyisi!wo……”taqiujiusidekanxiangjiangyichen,jiaozaizhuozidixiashijingtitadeyizitui。

jiangyichengangyaokaikou,wojiaqipanziliyigezhadejinhuangsucuideshizitou,qingqingsongdaotazuibian,shengyinruandexiangmianhuatang:“laogong,bangwochangchangzheigeweidaozenmeyangma?turanhaoxiangchie。”

taxiayishidizhangzuijiele,badaozuibiandehuayedulehuiqu。

4.

danianchusan,jiangyichenneijigefaxiao,chencheng、zhouxuantamentuojiadaikoudilaibainian。

xuqingxianggenvzhurensidemangqianmanghou,kanjianwomenxialou,likexiaoxixiditanshoudaojiangyichenmianqian:“yichenge!xinnianhaoa!xiongdijigejinibainianla!hongbaoni?yaodafenerde!kebunengbisaozideshao!”

ketingliqifenweimiaodiyizhi。

wofuzheloutifushou,manmanzouxiaqu。

lianshangguazhewenwenrouroudexiao,shengyinbudabuxiao,ganghaorangsuoyourendoutingjian。

“xu**zheimejizheyaohongbaoya?tingshuonizaimguoneibian……zuijinjingjibutaijingqi?shibushishoutouyoudianjin?”

wozhazhayan,yilianwugudeguanqie。

“wokanxinwenshuo,neibianshiyelvtinggaode,liulanghanyeduo……”

“谢云欣!”

xuqinglianshangdexiaorongchedibengle,shengyinjianliqilai。

“nishenmeyisi!woshilaijiyichengebainiande!womenduoshaoniandexiongdiqingfen,niyinyangguaiqishenme!”

taxiangshiqifengle,yijiaotifanlepangbianfanglipindeaiji,jigebaozhuangjingmeidelihexilihualagunleyidi。

“jiangyichen!nijiuzheimekanzhenilaopoqifuwo?!”

tazhizhewodebizi,yanquanfahong,xiangshishouletiandadeweiqu。

congfennudaoweiqu,yimiaoqiehuan。

woxiangshibeitahedaole,jinghuyisheng,xiayishidihoutuiyibu。

双手护住小腹。

“bie……bieshengqi……youhuahaohaoshuo……”

“许晴!”

jiangyichenyibukuadaowoshenqian,dangzhuta,lianseyinchendenengdichushui,“nifashenmefeng!yunxinhuaizhehaizi!”

“haizihaizi!youhaizilebuqi?!”

xuqingdeyanleishuadiliuxialai,mengdihoutuiyibu,zhuangjinpangbianchenchengdehuaili。

“jiangyichen!bierenjielehunhaishixiongdi!nini?youlelaopojiubuyaoxiongdile?haiyaorangxiongdimenshounilaopodeqi?!”

jiangyichenjiazaizhongjian,kankanqidefadoudexuqing。

youkankanwohuzheduzijinghunweidingdeyangzi,zuoyouweinan,etouqingjindoubenglechulai。

woyaozhexiachun,yanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan。

shenshouqingqinglazhujiangyichendeyixiu,shengyinyouqingyouruan:“yichen……xu**shibushitebietaoyanwoya?woshibushi……shuocuoshenmehua,retabugaoxingle?”

wochuixiayanjie,yidileiqiadaohaochudihualuo,“douguaiwo……benzuizhuoshede……”

客厅里死一般寂静。

jiangyichenbilebiyan,zaizhengkaishi,shenshoulanzhuwodeyao。

声音坚定。

“goule。shiwomeichulihao。yunxin,womenshanglouxiuxi。”

tabuzaikanxuqing,banfubanbaozhewo,wangloushangzou。

zhuanglvcha,woshinizuzong!

chenchengganjindayuanchang,banhongbantuodibahaizaichouyedexuqinglaqulehuayuan。

kanlaixuqingzheinvrenyouxieshouduan,jiangyichenjigewandehao,jiashidouchabuduodetongxue,quandouweizhexuqingzhuanni,youyisi。

buguo,duiyujiangyichendebiaoxian。

我一点也不满意。

5.

yeshenle,louxiayinyuechuanlaixiaonaoshenghetouzipengzhuangdecuixiang。

wopiyiqishen,zoudaoloutizhuanjiao。

querangwokandaolezheibeizi,zui**deyimu!

judadeshuijingdengxia,xuqingdelian,zaijiujingzuoyongxiafanzhexingfendehongguang。

tazhengdashengrangrangzheyouxiguize:“zhenxinhuadamaoxian!shulede,xuangerenfashishenwenyifenzhong!sheidoubunenglai!”

diyiluntouziluodi,tashule。

“haha!xuqing!xuanba!”

陈城拍着桌子起哄。

xuqingzuiyanmenglongdisaoleyiquan,muguangzuizhongnianzaijiangyichenshenshang。

tayaoyaohuanghuangdizhanqilai,yibajiuzhujiangyichendeyiling,batacongshafashangzhuaiqilai。

“yichenge……jiunile!zanliang……laojiaoqingle!”

jiangyichenshentimingxianjiangleyixia,xiayishidiwanghouduo:“xuqing!niheduole!”

huayinweiluo,xuqingyijingbuguanbugudiwenleshangqu……liangrenjiuzheimepangruowurende,xianchangbiaoyan。

yifenzhonghou,liangrenfenkai,jiangyichenmuguangshensui,xiangshihaizaihuiwei。

xuqingdeyidigegexiaozhe:“zenmeyang?jishumeituibuba?”

tatiaoxinside,chaoloushangwodefangxiangpieleyiyan。

gengrangrenzhenjingde,haizaihoumian。

houmiandejilun,xuqingsihuyunqi“bei”daolejia。

xuqingxianggehuahudie,xiaodehuazhiluanzhan。

jiangyichensuiranmeizaicanyuneixieyouxi,dantazuozaineili,duanzhejiubei,lianshangdaizheyizhongzhishenshiwaide、shenzhiyoudianxinshangyiweidexiao。

womomohuidaolefangjian,xinkouquexiangbeiyikuaishaohongdeluotietangguo,zizizuoxiang。

yuanlaibushita“linbuqing”,ershitaguzili,zaojiuyijing……lezaiqizhong。

xinghao,poponeiciqingweinaogenghou,wojianchizailouxiagonggongquyuzhuanglezheixiebuqiyandeshexiangtou。

buguanxinjiashidejiangyichen,bingbuzhidao。

6.

wohejiangyichenjiehunsanzhounianderizi,yuanbenzhijihuapaijizhangwenxindejinianzhao。

xuqingquebuqingzilai,chuanzheyitiaohuohongdejinshenlianyiqun,zaiyiciqiangshidechuanglejinlai。

“aiya,zheimezhongyaoderizizenmenengshaolewozheigejianzhengren?”

tajidaowohejiangyichenzhongjian,yingshibawogongdaopangbian。

shoubeixiangsheyiyangchanshangjiangyichendegebo,duizhejingtouxiaodewubicanlan,“lailailai,paizhao!qiezi!”

jingtouli,tayongyuanzhanjuzhezuizhongxindecwei。

erjiangyichenzhishi“chongni”defuzhetadetou,shuoleju。

“biewandetaiguo,xiaoxinnisaozishengqini。”

duitadexingwei,quemeiyousihaozhizhideyisi。

paiwanzhao,xuqinglikebajizhang“jingxintiaoxuan”de,yikanjiulingrenfuxianglianpiandezhaopian。

yigunaofadaoleneigerongnalejiangjiaqinqi,haiyoujiangyichensuoyoufaxiaojijiashudedaqunli。

【kankan!woheyichengezheicpgan,juele!mouxierenzhanpangbiangengebeijingbanside,zeze!】

配文嚣张得刺眼。

群里一片死寂。

woditoukanzheshouji,zhijianzaipingmushanghuadong,diankaineigecunfangzhe“jingcaipianduan”dewenjianjia。

xuanzhongneigejianjihaode、zhongdiantuchuxuqinglunfanyuchencheng、zhouxuan、haiyoulingyigefaxiaosihundejiankongshipin。

“哎呀!”

wodihuyisheng,shouzhi“buxiaoxin”yihua。

视频发送成功。

jimiaozhonghou,qunlixiangbeitouxialeyikeshenshuizhadan,hongranzhakai!