第6章
司礼监。
yigegediaidepingfanglianjiezaiyiqi，shijigerenyijianbuzushipingmidefangjian，shenzhilianjinmen，lichendouyaogongzheshenzi。
cishidezheigeshihou，taijianmendouwaichusasao，sihougegefeipinniangniangmenqule，danlichenquezaizheisilijianzhong，wendaoyigunongyudeshiniaohunhedeweidao。
zaizixiyikan，tadegerenyongpintongtongshanluozaidishang，shangmianfugailenongnongdeshihuangsewuzhi。
“ou......”zheikebujiushishima！
haishilaxipen.shechulaideneizhongchouqidiyidechoushi！
“**！sheitemedandabaotianzailaoziyifushangsashia！”lichenxinzhongnuyipengpai。
naihejiyizhongdelichenyizhiyilaiweiweinuonuo，danxiaoshenwei，suhuashuodehao，renshanbeirenqi，lichenjiushuyuzheizhongrenshanyoudanxiaodeleixing。
zaijiashang，tawubihaipazijibushitaijiandeshiqingbeipilu，zaigongzhongjinian，neishidabuhaikoumabuhaishou，beiheiguodeyibahaoshou！
danfanshigegonglide，goudounengsuiyiqiruta！
“made，zheihuohuodeyetaimeiguqile！zhenhuiqi！”lichenzhoumeifue，zheiyuanzhudexingzi，jianzhihetatianrangzhibie！
yaoshirangtazhidaoshisheiduitazuolezheizhongshiqing，feideanzhetadenaodai，rangtabazheibiandeshitianganjingcaishi！
bale，zheixiepoyifubeiru，buyaoyeba！
xiangzhe，lichenyaxiaxinzhongnuyi，mianseyinchendetuikaidamen，sheizhimengangyibeidakai，yiqunxiaotaijianbianjixiaozheweileshanglai。
“yo，zheibushiligouma？zenme，qutaizifushangsasaoleyifan，haizhenbazijidanggerenwule？”
yigepingrizuihuibajietaijianzongguanwufudexiaotaijianlengxiaoleyisheng。
“jinrizaijinluandianshang，ninalilaidedanzi，gandagandiedelian！”
“nibuguoshiwomensilijianzuidijiandeyitiaogou，goudangranyaorenqingchuzijidedingwei！”
“kan，nizuixihuandeshiwodoujinizhunbeihaole，haibukuaiqutianganjing！”
xiaotaijianshuangshoubaozaixiongqian，toulugaogaoangqi，shenhougenzhedetaijian，tongtongxiaodeqianfuhouyang。
“李狗，快吃啊。”
“jiushi，nanbuchengyaorenwei？”
“hahaha，juranganzaijinluandianshangdashangwufuzongguan，tazenmegande！”
taijianmenniyiyanwoyiyu，fenfenchuyanjifeng。
erlichenxinzhongdenuhuoxiongxiongranshao，talenghengyisheng，binglengderutongdaofengbandeyanshensisidengxiangneiweishoudexiaotaijian：“wangyoucai，zheifen，shinipode？”
wangyoucaibeilichenzheimuguangdengdeyileng，zongjuedepingrilizheigedanxiaonuoruodelichenhaoxiangyouleyisibuduijing。
buguohenkuai，wangyoucaibianjiangzheixiangfacongnaohaizhongshuailechuqu，yitiaogouyeganfapiqi？
“shiwozenmele？nibuguojiushiyigeliangoudouburudedongxi，jiusuanwozuoleyouzenmeyang？ninengnawozenmeban？”
wangyoucaigenbenbubalichenfangzaiyanzhong：“nihaigandengyanleshiba！zhenshifanlenile！”
shuozhe，wangyoucaibianluxiuzi，zhunbeijilichenyigehenhendejiaoxun。
sheizhi,zhiting“papa”liangsheng，zheiwangyoucaixiuzihaimeilushangquni，bianbeilichenhenhenshanlelianggebazhang。
lichenzheiliangxiawanquanmeiyouliushou，wangyoucaibeidadezhuanlesanbailiushidu，zhijiezhuangdaolehoumiandemenkuangshang，suihou，diezuozailedishang。
“哎哟！”
wangyoucaidenaozihaichuyudangjizhuangtai，lianshangheetoushangbianchuanlaile**ladetonggan。
zhanzaiwangyoucaibeihoudetaijianmen，gengshiyongyizhongnanyizhixindeyanshenkanzhelichen。
zhei......zheishilichen？
shipingrilidabuhaikoumabuhaishou，beidangchuqibaodoubuganhangyishengdelichen？
真的假的？
wangyoucaiyanzhuzidengdegentonglingyiyangda，yizhishouwuzhelian，lingyizhishouzhandoudezhixianglichen：“ni！nijurangandawo！”
“made，laozizhengchouzhaobudaozuikuihuoshouni，nijiuzijichengrenle，budanidashei！！”
haimeidengwangyoucaidetengtonghuanguojingerlai，lichenyouyibazhuazhutadetoufa，xiangshilinxiaojieryiyanbatalinleqilai。
“nimaaichishishiba，lailailai，chigegou！”
zailichendeliliangyazhixia，zongshiwangyoucaiwanfendebuleyi，tadenaodaihaishibeiyingshengshengdeandaoleneiyitanchoushishang。
wangyoucaizhijuedehuxidoubiandekunnanleqilai，yixiajiuqiangleyikoushi。
nongyudeechouzaitazuibalimimankailai，zhichongnaodai。
“yo，wangyoucainizheimetiexina，haitediduodailedianguolai？”lichenyibaqiangguohoumianmoutaijianshoushangdeyexiangtong，duizhewangyoucaidenaodaijiudaolexiaqu。
echoumiman，wangyoucaikuangtubuyi，henbudeyaojiangdanzhidoutuchulai。
erneixiekanrenaodetaijianmen，rujinkanxianglichendeyanshen，jiuxiangshihaozikandaolemaoyiban。
“aaaa！lichen！ni......ou......wobuhuifangguo......ou......ni！”
“wuzongguan......ou......wuzongguanyidinghui......ou......yaolenidegouming......ou......”
wangyoucaiyibianjianjiao，yibiankuangtu。
“nimenhailengzhezuoshenme！haibukuaijianglichen......ou......jianglichenbangqilai！”wangyoucaiyanshenyuandudedengzhelichen。
“e？bangwo？worujinnaitaizizhishi，nimenbangwo？buyaomingle！”
lichenwanquanbuhuangzhang，lianshangdaizheqingmiedesaoleyiyantaijianmen。
“nimendongwoyixia，mingri，wobianrangnimendiaonaodai！”lichenshuowanzheihua，chenzhetaijianmensisuozhiji，zhijiedayaodabaidezouchulesilijian。
“feiwu！tongtongdoushiyiqunfeiwu！zheilichenmaochongtaizizhishi！woyaogaosugandie！”
“hailengzhezuoshenme！haibukuaijiangwofuqilai！”
tingzhebeihouwangyoucaideshengyin，lichenzhijuehunshenshushuang。
zheixienianlai，wufuzheixiegetaijianbianzhefaziqiruta，jinrizongsuanyeshichulekoueqier。
lichenxiangzhe，fanzhengyehuibulesilijianle，buru，jiuqutaizifu！
说走就走！
yihuiergongfuhou，lichenbianzaitaizifumenqiantinglexialai，gangzhunbeijinqu，bianbeitaizimenqiandexiaosijizulanlexialai。
“nigexiaotaijian，weijingtongchuan，laitaizifuzuoshenme？quququ。”
lianggexiaosiyilianbuxiedekanxianglichen，taizifeihetaizidianxiazuoricaifenfuguo，gongzhongzhiren，chufeidetaizilingpai，yilvbudejintaizifu。
renpinglichenruanmoyingpaolekuaibanzhuxiangdeshijian，zheilianggexiaosijiushibukenfangtajinqu。
haozaibingerluguo，jianlichenzaitaizifumenwai，zheicaijiangtadailejinlai。
“binger，taixiexienile，bukuishini，renmeixinshan。”lichenduizhebingerbianshiyidunmengkua。
zheijunqiaodeyizhanglianjiashangzheichilemisidetianzui，lichenjiangbingerkuadexinhuanufang。
“haole，biepinle，rujintaizidianxiahaiweidaizhebixiadezhiyihuilai，nibianxianquneiqianfu，taizifuzhongmenkedouzai，nimenyeganghaobicishuxiyifan。”
shuozhe，bingerbiandaizhelichendaoleqianfu。
qianfuzhizhong，shushenglanglang，zheifuzhongmenkeyinshizuodui，haobukuaiyi。
“wushishanjinzi，chuanweishuisaxie。”
lichentingdaozheijushi，lengzaimenkou，xiangyaoguzhangdeshoubuzijuedeheshi。
fozubaoyou，zheijiujingshishenmecubizhiju，guaibudezheimenkezhongduo，dounankandayong！
“haoshi！wangdagedeshicidangzhenshiyitianbiyitianhaole！”
“dui，wangdagebukuishitaizifuzhongdiyimenke，miaozai，miaozaia！”
tingdaozheiwunaokuazan，lichengengshishuangshouwuzhuleerduo，tatingbuxiaqule！