第3章

sanrenzoulepianke,buduoshibianzouchuleshanlin。yuanyuanwangqu,qianfangshijijianlingsandefangwucuoluoyouzhi,chuiyanniaoniaoshengqi,yulantianbaiyunjiaoxianghuiying,xiandepoweiningjingyouran。

“zheitiankezhenlan!”sumotaitouwangzhetian,renbuzhugankaidao。chixieluobing,heleshui,tadeliansemingxianhaozhuanlexuduo。zheiyilushang,tayejianjiandagaimingbaileqingkuang。

yuanlai,tashibeineige“zaolaotou”buzhishileshenmefashu,chuanyuedaozheigemoshengdeshijie,fushenzailetongyangmingjiao“sumo”denanhaishenshang。ertadejiyi,haitingliuzaineigeyaobukejidelanxingzhishang。

zhiyushenpangmingjiao“yaoyao”deshaonv,qingkuangsihuyutaxiangsi,yeshifushenzaizheigemingjiao“yaoyao”denvhaishenshang,zhishitadelailiyijiushigemi,weiyinengkendingdeshitajuebushiyuzijilaizitongyigelanxing。

zhongniannanzibingweichajuedaosumohe“yaoyao”errendeyiyang,tamanxinhuanxidixiangzhe,zhiyaojintiantamenerrennengshunlidibairuwuliangshan,zijiderenwuzhongyujiuwanchengle。

duonianqian,tadeliangweijiebaixiongzhangjisaozizaiyicishenrushanlindaliezhongbuxingzaoyumengshouxijishenwang,liuxialenianyoudesumohehanyao。zineiyihou,tabianchengdanqilefuyangzheilianggehaizidezhongren,hanxinrukushijinian,zhiweibaodaxiongzhangmendejiumingzhien。

“wuliangshandezunzhemenjiuzaicunkoudengzhe,womendeganjinguoqu!”zhongniannanrenmianseyangyizhehuanxi,jiaobuyibuyoujiakuailejifen。

sumowangzheqianfangzhongniannanzidebeiying,youcetoukanlekanshenpangdehanyao,zhijiantamiansepingjing,muguangdingzheqianfang,buzhizaixiangxieshenme,jiezhemomodigensuizhezhongniannanzichaocunkouzouqu。sumoxinzhongbuyoudigudao:“hei,haitinglengjing!yebuzhitazaixiangxieshenme?”

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sanrencongcongganzhicunkou,zhijiannannvlaoshaojieshicuyongzaiyiqi,yilunfenfen,xiandepoweirenao。

“当!当!当!”

suizheyishengluoguxiangqi,yidaohuanxizhishengchuanlai:“gongxihuangjiahuangfeibeiwuliangshanshourumenxia!”

sumoxunshengwangqu,zhijianyigeyu“ta”nianjixiangfang、shenxingshouruodenanhaizhenghuanhuqueyue,duizhejiweishenzheqingyidaopaodezhongniandaoshilianlianketoubaixie。

zhouweiyizhongcunminxiangqinjieshiduineinanhaitoulaixianmudemuguang。

raner,sumoquemanshibuxie,anzixiaoshengdigudao:“zheiqunchoudaoshijiuzheimemingmuzhangdandikengmengguaipianlaile?meixiangdaohaizhenyourenxin。”

tadezuijiaobujingyidiyangqiyimomomingdehudu,duizhongrenkuangredeyangzipobuyiran。yipangdehanyaoxushitingdaoletadeziyanziyu,yishuangqingchedongrendeyanmoukanxiangta,yanzhongshanguangliuzhuan,ruoyousuosi。

zhengdangsumosiliangruhezhidouzheijigechoudaoshishi,renqunzhong,yigezhongnianmianseshaoheidecungu,duizheshenbiandalazhenaodaidenanhaidashengchizedao:“nigebuzhongyongdedongxi,niqiaoqiaoneihuangfei,zaiqiaoqiaoni,nizenmejiuxuanbushang?”

nanhaiditoubuyu,lianshangjinshijusang,renpingneicungudekoushuijianpendaozijidelianshang,ersizhouzhirenduicixiyiweichang。

sumojianzhuang,renbuzhukaikoudao:“xuanbushangyeweibishihuaishia!”

ciyanyichu,zhouweidunshixianruyipianjijing,suoyourendemuguangdouhaoqidizhuanxiangsumo,neiyanshenfangfoshizaikanyigeshazi。

“nigehunzhangdongxi,hushuoshenme?”

sumodehuaxianranchunuleshenpangdezhongniannanzi,tamengdifanyingguolai,qidetaijiaohenhentixiangsumode**。

“aiyou!”sumowuzhe**tiaoleqilai,zhuanguoshennumuyuanzhengdidengxiangzhongniannanzi,“nitiwozuoshenme?”

zhongniannanziehenhendidenglesumoyiyan,xuanjizhuanguoshen,huanshangyifuxiaolian,zouxiangneisanweidaoshi,gongshentaohaodao:“geweizunzhe,zheihaizinianjixiaobudongshi,shuoxiehutuhua,haiwangzunzhemendarendaliang,wuyaojianguai。”

neisanweizhongniannanzikouzhongchenghude“zunzhe”men,bianshiwuliangshandedaoshi,liangnanyinv。tamenshenhouhaizhanlizhejiweinianqingdaoshi,cikejieshimiandainuyidiwangxiangzhuangyu。

sanrenzhizhongyoubiandenanzunzhemiansemingxianbuyue,duisumodeyancipoweibuman,biziqinghengyisheng,quebingweiyanyu。yitazheidengshenfen,ruruoduiyishiwuliusuidenanhaijijiao,youshishenfen。

erzuizuobiandezhongniannvdaoshizemiansepingjing,tazuoxiazhishounvdizi,duiyusumodeyanxingtahaowuxingqu。cishitademuguangzhengjinjindingzhehanyao,yanzhongliuluchuqiyideguangmang。

zhongniannanzijianzhuang,xinzhonggengjiahuangkong,lianmangdixiatou,xinzhonganzizhoumasumo,henbudejiangtazhijie“songqu”jiantadage,yipingxizunzhemendebuman。

jiuzaizheishi,zhongjianshouchifuchendenanzunzhe,yilianpingjing、muguangdanrandikanxiangsumo,zhengshengdao:“wuliangtianzun!xiaoxiongdi,nikeyuanzoushangqianlai,rangwoqiaoshangyiqiao?”

“zheiyouhebugan?”sumowenyan,gancuililuodidadao,huayigangluo,tabianqiaojianzhongniannanzizhuantounushizheziji。

“heng,bujiushijilewodianchidema,yaobushiqiannizheidunjiumingqing,wocailandelini!”suiranxinzhongzheimexiang,dansumodetaiduhaishishaoweigongjinglexie,duanduanzhengzhengdizhanzailenanzunzhedemianqian,muguangquekaishimingmuzhangdandishangxiadaliangqizheiwei“zunzhe”lai。

zheinanzunzheqiaozheyuemosanshilaisui,bi“ziji”dabuleduoshao,mianrongqingqu,qizhichaofantuosu。shenchuandedaopaosuiranposu,danwulunshibuliaohaishizuogongdouxiandejiweikaojiu,yuanfeisumoshenshangneijiancubudaguakebi。

sumoxinzhongbuyouananzantan:“zheiyifusuibibushanglanxingshangdeneixiemingpai,danzaizheifangshijie,haoxiangyesuanshixiangdangbucuole。”

zhengdangsumochenjinzaizijidesixuzhongshi,nanzunzheqingshengkaikoudao:“xiaoxiongdi,taiqishoulai!”

sumohuiguoshenlai,jiannanzunzheyilianyansu,xinzhongyilailexingqu。youyutashizuopiezi,bianxiguanxingditaiqilezuoshou。raner,nanzunzhequedao:“taiyoushou!”

sumolianmangeleyisheng,jiangzuoshoulianmangshouhui,youjiangyoushoujuzhinanzunzheshenqian。

zhijiannanzunzheyibenzhengjingdishenchushou,shouzhangxinchaoxia,duizhesumodeyoushouzhangxin,zhongjiandagaiwuliugongfenzuoyoudejuli。

“装神弄鬼!”

zhengdangsumoxinzhonganzifaxiao,turan,yigurouyankejiandeqingsezhiqizinanzunzhedezhangxinbengchu,zhizhiliurusumodeshouxin。

sumoshunjiandengdaleyanjing,kouzhongnannanjingdao:“zhei...zheishishenme?”

tamingxianganjuedaoyigushunchangrushuiyibandedongxizitadezhangxinliuru,tongguogebo,zaitadetineilaihuixunhuan,poweideshushi。

“hei,woqu...zheiganjuekebi**shufuduole!”

sumobuyouzizhudiweiweibishangyan,chenjinzaizheifennandedeqieyizhizhong。

raner,zheifenshushibingweichixutaijiu,suizhenanzunzheqingqingyaotou,tineideneiguqiliuyesuizhixiaoshi。

“niwushuxing,womenbushou!”

nanzunzhepingjingdehuayurutongqingtianpili,rangsumoconghuanghuzhongzhengkaileshuangyan。

“shenme?”sumowenyan,miansebujie。zhengdangtayukaikouxiangwenshi,quezhijianshenpangdezhongniannanzituranhaotaodakuqilai:“dage!wokuiduinia,wuliangguanbushoutaa!”

zhouweizhongrenjianzhuang,jingenzhechaoxiaoqilai,xiluozhishengbujueyuer。

“xuanbushangweibishihuaishia!”

“hahaha......shia”

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ciqianbeishuluodenanhaijianzhuang,miansequeshiduoleyifenhuanhe。youyouyirentongtayiyangbeiju,tajiubuzaineime“zhayan”le。

hanyaowangzhezheiyiqie,lianshangfuxianyimofuzadeshense,jiezhetabiankandaoneiweinvzunzhexiaolianyingyingdichaozhetazouleguolai。

sumotingdaozhouweizhirendechaoxiaozhiyan,zhoulezhoumei,lenghengyisheng:“shenmewushuxing?kangxingma?nikezhennenghuyou!”

nanzunzhebuzhisumokouzhonghuyanzheshenme,miansedanrandao:“yuzhouwanwu,jieyoushuxing,fenweijin、mu、shui、huo、tuwuzhong。diweitu,heweishui,yurenlaishuo,yishiyoubutongshuxing。”

“qie,jinmushuihuotuzheisheirenbuzhi,hairenyoushuxingni,yaoshijinshuxing,pashitineizhongdule。yaoshihuoshuxing,pashiyaobianmi!”sumochizhiyibidao。

“hushuobadao!”zuiyoubiandenanzunzhecikeyeshirenbuzhu,zhongshidashengnuchidao。

sumozhengyaokaikoufanbo,zhongniannanzileiyanwangwangdizhuaqitadexiongkou,nudao:“sumo,woyijiangniyangzhizheimeda,duideqidagele,jiranwuliangguanbushouni。congjinyihou,woyebuzaiguanni,nizishengzimiequba!”

yanba,zhongniannanzijiangsumohenhenyitui,sumohaowufangbeizhixiaxianxiediedao。zhengdangtadanuzhixiayaochukouxiangmashi,quejiannanziyizhuanshenkuaibuliqu,sumowangzhetayuanqudeluomoshenying,yishijianturanshuobuchuhualai。

zhongjiandenanzunzheduiciqingjingzaoyixiguan,tamuguanghuanguleyifansizhou,chenshengdao:“jiranzaiwushilingzhiren,neiwomenbianzouba!”

“dengdeng!”zhengdangzheishi,yipangdenvzunzheturankaikou,jiezhemiansebujiedikanxianghanyao,zhuantouyoukanleyiyansumo,yanzhongjinshixianqishense。

“非要带上他?”

hanyaomeimouwangzhesumo,yanzhongbuzhidaizheheyi,suihouyoukanxiangnvzunzhe,yonglididiandiantou。

“yeba,nizheimehaodemiaozi,wokeshebuderangbierenzhanlebianyi。”nvzunzhetanlekouqi,zoudaoneinanzunzhegenqian,xiaoshengshuodaoleyifan。

nanzunzhetingwannvzunzhezhiyan,muguangkanxianghanyao,yanshenlveguoyiyangdeguangmang,chenyinlepianke,xuanjidiantoudao:“jiruci,neibianzaijiashangyiren,qierangtazuoyimingxiansandiziba。”

sumoxinzhongzhengchouchuruhegaiyuneizhongniannanzixianggaoshiqing,taitouquejiannanzunzhemuguangzhengkanxiangziji。

“你也跟上吧!”

“shenme?wo?”sumoyishimeifanyingguolai。

zhongrenjianzhuang,jieshiyijing,zheizenmeturanjiantayoubeiwuliangguanjishouxiale。jiuzaizhongrenjingyayilunjian,ciqianneimingbeijudenanhailianshangyouhuanhuiaiyuandeshense,muguanghenhendidingxiangsumo。

raner,sumodehuidaquechuhusuoyourendeyiliao。

“我不去!”

“shenme?”nanzunzheyileng,xianranmeiliaodaosumojingranhuikaikoujujue。cunminmenjingyagengshen,fenfencaicesumojujuedeyuanyin。

“tadingshibeiyaoguaifumoshangshenle......”

“budui,tadingshinaozishaohutule......”

“tianna,sudagezaitianyoulingpashiyaoqisi!”

“nihushuoshenme,sudagezaojiusile,hainengzaibeiqisi?”

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zaiyipiancaozadeyilunshengzhong,nanzunzhedemiansezhujianyinchenxialai。

tabuzailihuisumo,fuchenyihui,sumoyouyanqianyihei,zaicishiquleyishi......