sanrenzoulepianke,buduoshibianzouchuleshanlin。yuanyuanwangqu,qianfangshijijianlingsandefangwucuoluoyouzhi,chuiyanniaoniaoshengqi,yulantianbaiyunjiaoxianghuiying,xiandepoweiningjingyouran。
“zheitiankezhenlan!”sumotaitouwangzhetian,renbuzhugankaidao。chixieluobing,heleshui,tadeliansemingxianhaozhuanlexuduo。zheiyilushang,tayejianjiandagaimingbaileqingkuang。
yuanlai,tashibeineige“zaolaotou”buzhishileshenmefashu,chuanyuedaozheigemoshengdeshijie,fushenzailetongyangmingjiao“sumo”denanhaishenshang。ertadejiyi,haitingliuzaineigeyaobukejidelanxingzhishang。
zhiyushenpangmingjiao“yaoyao”deshaonv,qingkuangsihuyutaxiangsi,yeshifushenzaizheigemingjiao“yaoyao”denvhaishenshang,zhishitadelailiyijiushigemi,weiyinengkendingdeshitajuebushiyuzijilaizitongyigelanxing。
zhongniannanzibingweichajuedaosumohe“yaoyao”errendeyiyang,tamanxinhuanxidixiangzhe,zhiyaojintiantamenerrennengshunlidibairuwuliangshan,zijiderenwuzhongyujiuwanchengle。
duonianqian,tadeliangweijiebaixiongzhangjisaozizaiyicishenrushanlindaliezhongbuxingzaoyumengshouxijishenwang,liuxialenianyoudesumohehanyao。zineiyihou,tabianchengdanqilefuyangzheilianggehaizidezhongren,hanxinrukushijinian,zhiweibaodaxiongzhangmendejiumingzhien。
“wuliangshandezunzhemenjiuzaicunkoudengzhe,womendeganjinguoqu!”zhongniannanrenmianseyangyizhehuanxi,jiaobuyibuyoujiakuailejifen。
sumowangzheqianfangzhongniannanzidebeiying,youcetoukanlekanshenpangdehanyao,zhijiantamiansepingjing,muguangdingzheqianfang,buzhizaixiangxieshenme,jiezhemomodigensuizhezhongniannanzichaocunkouzouqu。sumoxinzhongbuyoudigudao:“hei,haitinglengjing!yebuzhitazaixiangxieshenme?”
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sanrencongcongganzhicunkou,zhijiannannvlaoshaojieshicuyongzaiyiqi,yilunfenfen,xiandepoweirenao。
“当!当!当!”
suizheyishengluoguxiangqi,yidaohuanxizhishengchuanlai:“gongxihuangjiahuangfeibeiwuliangshanshourumenxia!”
sumoxunshengwangqu,zhijianyigeyu“ta”nianjixiangfang、shenxingshouruodenanhaizhenghuanhuqueyue,duizhejiweishenzheqingyidaopaodezhongniandaoshilianlianketoubaixie。
zhouweiyizhongcunminxiangqinjieshiduineinanhaitoulaixianmudemuguang。
raner,sumoquemanshibuxie,anzixiaoshengdigudao:“zheiqunchoudaoshijiuzheimemingmuzhangdandikengmengguaipianlaile?meixiangdaohaizhenyourenxin。”
tadezuijiaobujingyidiyangqiyimomomingdehudu,duizhongrenkuangredeyangzipobuyiran。yipangdehanyaoxushitingdaoletadeziyanziyu,yishuangqingchedongrendeyanmoukanxiangta,yanzhongshanguangliuzhuan,ruoyousuosi。
zhengdangsumosiliangruhezhidouzheijigechoudaoshishi,renqunzhong,yigezhongnianmianseshaoheidecungu,duizheshenbiandalazhenaodaidenanhaidashengchizedao:“nigebuzhongyongdedongxi,niqiaoqiaoneihuangfei,zaiqiaoqiaoni,nizenmejiuxuanbushang?”
nanhaiditoubuyu,lianshangjinshijusang,renpingneicungudekoushuijianpendaozijidelianshang,ersizhouzhirenduicixiyiweichang。
sumojianzhuang,renbuzhukaikoudao:“xuanbushangyeweibishihuaishia!”
ciyanyichu,zhouweidunshixianruyipianjijing,suoyourendemuguangdouhaoqidizhuanxiangsumo,neiyanshenfangfoshizaikanyigeshazi。
“nigehunzhangdongxi,hushuoshenme?”
sumodehuaxianranchunuleshenpangdezhongniannanzi,tamengdifanyingguolai,qidetaijiaohenhentixiangsumode**。
“aiyou!”sumowuzhe**tiaoleqilai,zhuanguoshennumuyuanzhengdidengxiangzhongniannanzi,“nitiwozuoshenme?”
zhongniannanziehenhendidenglesumoyiyan,xuanjizhuanguoshen,huanshangyifuxiaolian,zouxiangneisanweidaoshi,gongshentaohaodao:“geweizunzhe,zheihaizinianjixiaobudongshi,shuoxiehutuhua,haiwangzunzhemendarendaliang,wuyaojianguai。”
neisanweizhongniannanzikouzhongchenghude“zunzhe”men,bianshiwuliangshandedaoshi,liangnanyinv。tamenshenhouhaizhanlizhejiweinianqingdaoshi,cikejieshimiandainuyidiwangxiangzhuangyu。
sanrenzhizhongyoubiandenanzunzhemiansemingxianbuyue,duisumodeyancipoweibuman,biziqinghengyisheng,quebingweiyanyu。yitazheidengshenfen,ruruoduiyishiwuliusuidenanhaijijiao,youshishenfen。
erzuizuobiandezhongniannvdaoshizemiansepingjing,tazuoxiazhishounvdizi,duiyusumodeyanxingtahaowuxingqu。cishitademuguangzhengjinjindingzhehanyao,yanzhongliuluchuqiyideguangmang。
zhongniannanzijianzhuang,xinzhonggengjiahuangkong,lianmangdixiatou,xinzhonganzizhoumasumo,henbudejiangtazhijie“songqu”jiantadage,yipingxizunzhemendebuman。
jiuzaizheishi,zhongjianshouchifuchendenanzunzhe,yilianpingjing、muguangdanrandikanxiangsumo,zhengshengdao:“wuliangtianzun!xiaoxiongdi,nikeyuanzoushangqianlai,rangwoqiaoshangyiqiao?”
“zheiyouhebugan?”sumowenyan,gancuililuodidadao,huayigangluo,tabianqiaojianzhongniannanzizhuantounushizheziji。
“heng,bujiushijilewodianchidema,yaobushiqiannizheidunjiumingqing,wocailandelini!”suiranxinzhongzheimexiang,dansumodetaiduhaishishaoweigongjinglexie,duanduanzhengzhengdizhanzailenanzunzhedemianqian,muguangquekaishimingmuzhangdandishangxiadaliangqizheiwei“zunzhe”lai。
zheinanzunzheqiaozheyuemosanshilaisui,bi“ziji”dabuleduoshao,mianrongqingqu,qizhichaofantuosu。shenchuandedaopaosuiranposu,danwulunshibuliaohaishizuogongdouxiandejiweikaojiu,yuanfeisumoshenshangneijiancubudaguakebi。
sumoxinzhongbuyouananzantan:“zheiyifusuibibushanglanxingshangdeneixiemingpai,danzaizheifangshijie,haoxiangyesuanshixiangdangbucuole。”
zhengdangsumochenjinzaizijidesixuzhongshi,nanzunzheqingshengkaikoudao:“xiaoxiongdi,taiqishoulai!”
sumohuiguoshenlai,jiannanzunzheyilianyansu,xinzhongyilailexingqu。youyutashizuopiezi,bianxiguanxingditaiqilezuoshou。raner,nanzunzhequedao:“taiyoushou!”
sumolianmangeleyisheng,jiangzuoshoulianmangshouhui,youjiangyoushoujuzhinanzunzheshenqian。
zhijiannanzunzheyibenzhengjingdishenchushou,shouzhangxinchaoxia,duizhesumodeyoushouzhangxin,zhongjiandagaiwuliugongfenzuoyoudejuli。
“装神弄鬼!”
zhengdangsumoxinzhonganzifaxiao,turan,yigurouyankejiandeqingsezhiqizinanzunzhedezhangxinbengchu,zhizhiliurusumodeshouxin。
sumoshunjiandengdaleyanjing,kouzhongnannanjingdao:“zhei...zheishishenme?”
tamingxianganjuedaoyigushunchangrushuiyibandedongxizitadezhangxinliuru,tongguogebo,zaitadetineilaihuixunhuan,poweideshushi。
“hei,woqu...zheiganjuekebi**shufuduole!”
sumobuyouzizhudiweiweibishangyan,chenjinzaizheifennandedeqieyizhizhong。
raner,zheifenshushibingweichixutaijiu,suizhenanzunzheqingqingyaotou,tineideneiguqiliuyesuizhixiaoshi。
“niwushuxing,womenbushou!”
nanzunzhepingjingdehuayurutongqingtianpili,rangsumoconghuanghuzhongzhengkaileshuangyan。
“shenme?”sumowenyan,miansebujie。zhengdangtayukaikouxiangwenshi,quezhijianshenpangdezhongniannanzituranhaotaodakuqilai:“dage!wokuiduinia,wuliangguanbushoutaa!”
zhouweizhongrenjianzhuang,jingenzhechaoxiaoqilai,xiluozhishengbujueyuer。
“xuanbushangweibishihuaishia!”
“hahaha......shia”
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ciqianbeishuluodenanhaijianzhuang,miansequeshiduoleyifenhuanhe。youyouyirentongtayiyangbeiju,tajiubuzaineime“zhayan”le。
hanyaowangzhezheiyiqie,lianshangfuxianyimofuzadeshense,jiezhetabiankandaoneiweinvzunzhexiaolianyingyingdichaozhetazouleguolai。
sumotingdaozhouweizhirendechaoxiaozhiyan,zhoulezhoumei,lenghengyisheng:“shenmewushuxing?kangxingma?nikezhennenghuyou!”
nanzunzhebuzhisumokouzhonghuyanzheshenme,miansedanrandao:“yuzhouwanwu,jieyoushuxing,fenweijin、mu、shui、huo、tuwuzhong。diweitu,heweishui,yurenlaishuo,yishiyoubutongshuxing。”
“qie,jinmushuihuotuzheisheirenbuzhi,hairenyoushuxingni,yaoshijinshuxing,pashitineizhongdule。yaoshihuoshuxing,pashiyaobianmi!”sumochizhiyibidao。
“hushuobadao!”zuiyoubiandenanzunzhecikeyeshirenbuzhu,zhongshidashengnuchidao。
sumozhengyaokaikoufanbo,zhongniannanzileiyanwangwangdizhuaqitadexiongkou,nudao:“sumo,woyijiangniyangzhizheimeda,duideqidagele,jiranwuliangguanbushouni。congjinyihou,woyebuzaiguanni,nizishengzimiequba!”
yanba,zhongniannanzijiangsumohenhenyitui,sumohaowufangbeizhixiaxianxiediedao。zhengdangtadanuzhixiayaochukouxiangmashi,quejiannanziyizhuanshenkuaibuliqu,sumowangzhetayuanqudeluomoshenying,yishijianturanshuobuchuhualai。
zhongjiandenanzunzheduiciqingjingzaoyixiguan,tamuguanghuanguleyifansizhou,chenshengdao:“jiranzaiwushilingzhiren,neiwomenbianzouba!”
“dengdeng!”zhengdangzheishi,yipangdenvzunzheturankaikou,jiezhemiansebujiedikanxianghanyao,zhuantouyoukanleyiyansumo,yanzhongjinshixianqishense。
“非要带上他?”
hanyaomeimouwangzhesumo,yanzhongbuzhidaizheheyi,suihouyoukanxiangnvzunzhe,yonglididiandiantou。
“yeba,nizheimehaodemiaozi,wokeshebuderangbierenzhanlebianyi。”nvzunzhetanlekouqi,zoudaoneinanzunzhegenqian,xiaoshengshuodaoleyifan。
nanzunzhetingwannvzunzhezhiyan,muguangkanxianghanyao,yanshenlveguoyiyangdeguangmang,chenyinlepianke,xuanjidiantoudao:“jiruci,neibianzaijiashangyiren,qierangtazuoyimingxiansandiziba。”
sumoxinzhongzhengchouchuruhegaiyuneizhongniannanzixianggaoshiqing,taitouquejiannanzunzhemuguangzhengkanxiangziji。
“你也跟上吧!”
“shenme?wo?”sumoyishimeifanyingguolai。
zhongrenjianzhuang,jieshiyijing,zheizenmeturanjiantayoubeiwuliangguanjishouxiale。jiuzaizhongrenjingyayilunjian,ciqianneimingbeijudenanhailianshangyouhuanhuiaiyuandeshense,muguanghenhendidingxiangsumo。
raner,sumodehuidaquechuhusuoyourendeyiliao。
“我不去!”
“shenme?”nanzunzheyileng,xianranmeiliaodaosumojingranhuikaikoujujue。cunminmenjingyagengshen,fenfencaicesumojujuedeyuanyin。
“tadingshibeiyaoguaifumoshangshenle......”
“budui,tadingshinaozishaohutule......”
“tianna,sudagezaitianyoulingpashiyaoqisi!”
“nihushuoshenme,sudagezaojiusile,hainengzaibeiqisi?”
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zaiyipiancaozadeyilunshengzhong,nanzunzhedemiansezhujianyinchenxialai。
tabuzailihuisumo,fuchenyihui,sumoyouyanqianyihei,zaicishiquleyishi......