第1章 傻子女婿

longchengshi,zhangchengfandianyanhuiting,zheishishilishuyishuerdegaodangcanting,bushaoyoutouyoulianderenwubanjiuxishenmede,douxihuandaozheililai,jintianerlouyanhuitingbeiquanbubaolexialai,longchengjianshejituandedangjiarenzaizheilibanbashidashou。

sudongxiangyigeshaziyiyang,zuozaiyizhangzhuoziqian,zhuoshangbaizheganguodianxin,dishangyijingbeitajirengleyidideguopi,bieshuolailaiwangwangdebinke,jiulianjiudianlidefuwuyuandoukanbuxiaqule,tamade,zheisheia?zheimemeilimao,yanxidouhaimeikaishini,jiuchishangle。

pangbian,yiqunshenzhezhengzhuangdenannannvnvduizheisudongzhizhidiandian、qieqiesiyu。

“tingshuozheijiushiyinbuzhangjiadenvxuba?”yourenwendao,“wohaishidiyicijianni!”

“shia,tingshuonaoziyouxiewenti,tingxiaoxishuo,haoxiangxiaoshihouchuguochehuo,naozishoushangle。”youyourenshuodao,“nikannikan,tahezhuoshangdesuannaile,oyo!lianhesuannaidouyaocongzuijiaoliuchulai,zeze……”

“ai,yinbuzhangdeguinvduopiaolianga,zenmejiujiajilezheimeyigefeiwuni?”youyourennanrengantandao,“nishuoxiangzanmenzheiyangde,lunxueli、lunzhangxiang,bineifeichaichama?”

“xinglexingle,bieshuole,longjiaderenchulaile,zanmenkuaizou!”yourendishengshuodao,yiqunrenganjinshandaoleyibian。

menkouchu,zouchulaiyiqunchuanzheguangxiandenannannvnv,zheiqunrenyeshilongchengjianshejituandeweilaigudong。

“yinyiyi,nikankannilaogong,haiyoumeiyoudianguijule?”longxianyaokanleyiyanzhengzaichidongxidesudongbiandashengdishuodao,jiangbushaorendemuguangdoujixiyinleguolai。

“renjiabinkedouhaimeiruxini,tajiuchishangle,haizhendangzheilishinimenjialema?”longxianyaojiuwendao,“nimenjianengbaorongzheigeshazi,danshibierangtadaowaimianlaidiurenxianyana!”

longxianyaoshilongchengjianshejituanzongjinglilongshuifadeerzi,longshuifashigongrendeweilailongshiyizudejichengren,shilaozongcailongfangdedaerzi,suoyizailongshijituanzheiyiqunsandaizidizhong,jibenshangdoushiyilongxianyaomashoushizhan。

“jiushi!haiyoumeiyoudianlimaole,binkedouhaimeichini,tajiukaishichishangle。”longxianyaohoumiandeneiqunnannannvnvyeshuodao。

“dounaotengshenme!”yigefengyunshizuchuanzheqipaodezhongnianfunvzouguolai,zheirenshiyinyiyidemuqinlongmingzhu,sudongdezhangmuniang

“xiaogu……”longxianyaomianduizijizheigexiaogudaoshibufachu,“ninkankanninneinvxu,zaizenmeshuoyebiexiangzheiyanga!jintianguikeyunji,jizannainaiheshoulaide,rangrenkanjianleduobuhao?”

“meinimendeshiqing,douyibiandaizhequ!”longmingzhukandaozaineibiandakuaiduoyidesudong,lianseyebushihenhaokan,dengleyinyiyiyiyan,yiqunfusandainaotengzhezoule,yinyiyiliulexialai。

“kanhaonineishazizhangfu!”longmingzhumeihaoqididishengshuodao,“bierangtazaizheilidiurenxianyan,yaobushibuxiangrangrenkanlexiaohua,zaojiurangnimenlihunle!”

“wozheijiuqu!”yinyiyidayingleyisheng,tizhequnzijiuzoudaolesudongshenbianzuoxia,dangzheigekeyiyongfenghuajuedaidenvhaizizoudaosudongshenbianzuoxiadeshihou,bushaolongchengdeqingnianjuncaiyoushiyizhenxixu,xindaozheigepiaoliangdenvhaizizenmehuijiajiyige**danglaopo。

“sudong,nimandianchi,nikankan,doudideyifudouzangle。”yinyiyicongzhuoshangnalezhijin,qingqingdizaisudongdezuijiaoshangcaleca。

“hehehe……”sudongniutou,chaozheyinyiyiyizhenshaxiao,shenshounaleyikuaidianxinyixiazicoudaoleyinyiyidezuijiaoshang,“chi!chi!”

yinyiyibingmeiyouqinao,ershidandandixiaolexiao,yanshenzhongliuluchufuzadeshenselai,weiweizhangkaixiaozui,yaoleyikou。

“ye!jiejiechile!”sudongpaizheshoushuodao,zheiyishengjiaohuan,rangxianchangbushaorenyouguanzhuleguolai。

“yinyiyi,nizhenshibuxiandiuliana,zaizheigechanghe,nihaiyouxinsigennizhei**laogongdaqingmaqiao。”longxianyaozouguolaijixiaozheshuodao。

“renjiaxiguanle,diushenmelian?”youyourenjixiaozheshuodao,“haihaonixingyinbuxinglonga,yaoburandehua,kezhendebazanmenlongjiarendeliandoudiujinle。”

“longxianyao,nibushuohua,meirendangnishiyaba,niyaojuedewoliangdiulenimendelian,gunyibianqu!”yinyiyiliansefeihong,bushaorendoudaizhexiaoyikanleguolai,tazhidao,zheixierendouzaixiaohuatajiajilezheimeyigezhishangzhiyoushisuideshazi。

“wei,shazi,nijilaotaitaideshengriliwuzhunbeihaolema?”longxianyaojiuxiaozheshuodao,“jintiankeshilaotaitaidedashou,nijiusuanshishazi,yezhidaogaizhunbeishengriliwuba!”

“zhunbeile,wozhunbeile!”sudongpaizheshou,haipailepaifangzaizhuoshangdeyigeheisedebukoudai,“wozaojiuzhunbeile!”

“zhunbeilejiuhao,yihuilaotaitailaile,kebiewanglenachulaijidajiahuodoukaikaiyan!”longxianyaoxiaohehedishuodao,“zou,zanmenbiezhanzaizheilitaijiu,shazihuichuanrande!”

yiqunrenxixihahadixiaozhezoule,sudongsihugenbenmeiyouzaiyiside,zuijiaoxiaolexiao,jixuchiqidianxinlai。

menkouchuanlaiyizhenzhendong,longjialaotaitaibeirenchanfuzhezouleguolai,longjiadierdaihedisandaidouquanbuyingleshangqu,jianglaotaitaijifushanglezhengzuo,sudongheyinyiyiyezaiqizhong,zhishibushaorendoubuxianggentamenjizaiyiqi,suoyizheiliangrenzhandaolezuihoumian。

“nainai,ninkanzheshiwojininzhunbeideshengriliwu!”longxianyaoxiaohehedidakaileyigejingzhidehongmuhezi,limianshiyikejinguangcancandeshoutao。

“nainai,zhuninshengrikuaile!furudonghaishoubinanshan!”longxianyaoshuozhegaoxingdehua。

“wodedasunziguai!”laotaitaigaoxingdixiaodao,youlelongxianyaokaitou,yiqunsunzibeidedouganjinbazijideliwunachulai,shuozhejixianghua。

“waipo,woyejinizhunbeileliwu!”sudongzheishihoubaozheneigebudaizidashenghandao,quanchangjijing,doukanleguoqu。

longxianyaozeshixiaoyingyingdikanzhe,sudongdeliwu,yifukanhaoxideshentai。