大宇朝。
mingdeershinian，liuyuezhong。
canyangruxue，yurexianghuoyiyangzhuoren。
今年是大旱第三年。
tiandiguilie，heliuganhe，chaotanghunan，minbuliaosheng。
turan，yishengjianjiaohuapolechenji。
“啊——”
“daya，niganshatiwoduzi？”
laohuojiadeyuanzili，yigenvrentangzaidishang，yibabitiyibayanleidijiaozhe。
zhongrenlianmangweileshangqu，changmianyishiluanhonghong。
“yuliu，nimeishiba？”
tadenanrenhuozhongnianlaile，yibajiangtafuqilai。
huozhongnianshiheihecunweiyiyigezaizhenshangdushuderen，tachuanzheqingsezhangshan，zhangxiangwenzhibinbin，zhanzaijuanzhekutuidexiangxiahanzizhongxiandehelijiqun。
liyuliucanbaizheyizhanglian：“wodeduzigangbeitileyijiao，haotong，gaibuhuiyaoxiaochanba？wuwuwu……”
huolaotaiwenshengcongcongganguolai，kanzheliyuliudao：“wodeer，nishuosheitini？”
liyuliushizhenshangshuyuanfuzideguinv，tingshuoyinweihuozhongnianxiedeyishouhaowenzhang，fuzishangshi，jiubaqinguinvxiajiajitale。
huolaotaiduizheimenqinshihenjiaoao，fengrenjiunachulaichuixu。
“她！”
liyuliuzhizhetaijieshangdeshenying。
zhongrentaiyan，zhijiantaijieshangzhanzheyigeyaoyaohuanghuangdenaiwawa，kanqilaiyejiuyisuichutoudeyangzi。
huolaotaiborandanu，zouguoqujiushiyibazhang，“xiaoniezhang，kankannizuodehaoshi！”
xiaonaiwashuaidaodishang，naodaizhuangzaishibanshang，kudoumeikuyishengzhijiehunleguoqu！
“tianye，zheixiashouyetaizhongle！”
“gaibuhuishuaisileba！”
众人纷纷上前查看。
lishengzaiyipianchaorangshengzhongyouyouxinglai。
kanqingweizaishenbiandeyiqunrenhou，naoziduanzandidangjijimiao。
清一色古装？
什么情况？
tabeiqinrenhehuochumai，yiqizhixiadiulegezhadanlailegetongguiyujin，benyinggaisidiaodeta，zenmehuichuxianzaizheili？
kanzheyanqianhuipupudenibaqianghejianloudemaocaowuding，lishengzuzuhualejifenzhong，cairenqingyigeshishi。
她穿越了。
chuanchengleyigenongjiaxiaonaiwa。
ganshoudaowuzikongjianhaizai，kelishengxinzhongmeiyoubandianxiyue，jingliguotongchexinfeidebeipan，cikedetaxinrusihui，lianyisiyihaozhongxinkaishideyuwangdoumeiyou。
“niang！”liyuliuchouyezhe，“dayazheimexiaojiutiwoduzi，nishuotahuibuhuishibeirensuoshilaizhe？”
huolaotaiwenyanchongzhewuneihan：“yeshi，kuaijilaonianggunchulai！nishengdexiaoyabachuanglezheimedadehuo，duozhezuoshenmesuotouwugui！”
wuneizouchuyigeweiweisuosuodenianqingfuren。
furenkandoumeikanxiaonaiwayiyan，zhijiezoudaohuolaotaimianqian，“bada”yishengguixia，“niang，yuliumeizinengweixianggongkaizhisanye，wogaoxingdoulaibuji！wonayiribushihaoshengsihouzhe，jiupachuyidianchacuo！cishizhendeyuwowuguanna！”
霍仲年有两个婆娘。
zheigeyeshishiyiduodaqipa，dangnianhujiaomanchanjinlehuojiamen，houlaishengledaya，jieguodayayisuiduohaibukaikoushuohua，huolaotaicongxindiyanqizheiduimunv。
“nishuowuguanjiuwuguanle？”huolaotailengheng，“youshenmeyangdeniangjiuyoushenmeyangdeguinv！dangniannisiqibailailaizaihuojiabuzou，duonianlaijiushenglezheigepolanwanyier！huojiayangzhezheimeyigeyoulongyouyadepeiqianhuoyishizuoshanshi，buchengxiangtajingganmouhaimeichushengdeyoudi！huojiameiyouzheizhongdaidudexiaojianpeizi！jinrijiuzhunimunvgunchuwohuojiamen！”
“bu！”yeshiyishengjingjiao，paguoquchezhehuolaotaidekutui，ketourudaosuan，“niang，dayashidaya，woshiwo！womeiyoufancuo，nibuyaoganwozou！woduixianggongdexintiandikejian！congjiantadediyiyanqiwojiurendingleta，liletawohuobuchenga！qiuniangjiwoyitiaoshenglu，rangwojixuliuzaihuojia，woyuanyijihuojiazuoniuzuoma，woyuanyiyibeizisihounimen！”
人群中嘘声一片。
“zezeze，yeshizhenshisemixinqiao！”
“qiaoneifubuzhiqiandeyanger！zheiyaoshiwoguinv，wozhidingbatamenfenkengliyansi！”
huozhongnianchuimou，yangaizhuyanzhongdedeyizhise，“xingle，shuozheixieyebupaxiangqinmenxiaohua，nixiangliuxiakeyi，dandayadeshiwojiuzuobulezhule！”
yeshisongleyikouqi，“ganxiexianggong！dayazuolecuoshi，shidiushimaishishashigua，zhiyaoniangyijuhua！”
“tianyea！zheishiqinniangshuodehua？”
“zheinvrenyetaihenxinle！”
人群中吐槽声不断。
lishengzaixinlilengxiao，zheisuanshenme！shangbeizidefumubuyeshizheimeduitade！
“zheidengniezhang，ziranshimaidiao！”huolaotaimianwubiaoqingdidingzhexiaonaiwa，“ruonengmaigesanerliangyinzi，yebuwanghuojiaduitadeyangyuzhien！”
众人纷纷出言相劝。
“huojiashenzi，dayashinijiadeqinshenggurou，maidiaobuhaoba？”
“kebushi！wawazuolecuoshijiaoxunyidunjiuchengle，kebuxingmaidea！”
“maidiaoqinsunnv，shuochuquyebuhaotingba！”
huolaotaichazheyaolengxiaodao：“zade？liuzherangtabaihuaihuojiademingshenghefengshui？wojiazhongnianyihoukeshiyaodangjurende，liuzhexiaoyabaqibushibeitongliaoxiaohua？nimenyigegeshizhanzheshuohuabuyaoteng！sheixintengta，sheilinghuiquyang！”
“zhei……”dajiamianmianxiangqu，chenmole。
tongqingguitongqing，linghuiqushibukenengde，yanxiazheiguangjing，zijiarendouyangbuhuole。
“我领！”
yigesishilaisuidefurencongrenqunlizoulechulai。
“yo！yeshi，niqiaoqiaosheilaile？”huolaotaiyinyangguaiqidao，“tabushiburennizheiguinvlema？jinrizenmeguanwojiadexianshile？”
yeshidizhetou，bugankanfurenyiyan。
luoqiuyuezoudaohuolaotaimianqianzhanding，“zaizheichoulehaoyizhen，jingeerwosuanshixiaodaolapigu，kaiyanle！bujiushihuojiaxiangmaisunnvyousiyaomianzi，yanlezheimedayichuxima！jinrizheiximing，burujiujiaozuo--jiyaodangbiaoziyouyaolipaifang，dahuoerrenweiruhe？”
“hahaha”，renqunzhongyizhenhongxiao。
“luoshi，nishuosha！”huolaotailianshangyizhenhongyizhenbai。
“woshuo，nijiashidiaosiguidafenchahua，sibuyaolian！xiangmaiwawayouparenchuojilianggu，yingshijiwawaangezuiming，shuoshenmemouhaiyoudi！wopei，nijiabarendangshazini！sheikanbuchunimenyijiazizaizuoxichehuang？xianzaidahuoerdouzaigenqian，nidaoshirangwatitikan？tashizatide？tazatidedaode？”
liyuliujianshibumiao，maozheyaowangfanglizuan，luoqiuyueyanshenshuadeyixiasaoguoqu，“neigelishi！nibiezoua！niguolaishuodaoshuodao，meigoujiaogaodexiaonaiwashizatidaoniduzide？bieguaiwomeitixingnia，renzaizuotianzaikan，chehuangxiaoxinshengerzimeipiyan！”
liyuliuyongyanshenxianghuozhongnianqiujiu。
“yuemu……”huozhongniangongshenxingli。
“eieiei，kebiezheiyang，zanshoubuqi！”luoqiuyuezhihuishou，“zanzhanghuaduanshuo，zheigewawanijiabuyaoshiba？xing，yejiayao！”