第1章

qianshi,wodeshuangbaotaijiejieshaleqiannanyoufuhao,queheqingrenyizoulezhi。

erwoyinweiduzizaijia,meiyourenherennengzhengmingxiongshoubushiwo,beipanle***。

zaizhengyan,wohuidaoletasharendedangtian。

jirantanengweizaowozaichangdezhengju,neiwojiurangquanwangdezhibohejingfangdejiluzhengming:

anfashi,wozhengyinweichaoshilingyuangou,zaipaichusuolidunzhe。

zheiyici,woyaorangtaziji,chengweineigewuchuketaodexiongshou。

wozhanzaichaoshirukouchu,shouzhiweiweizhandouzhediankaileshoujizhibo。

pingmushangyingchuwojinzhangyoucangbaidelian。

shenxiyikouqi,woduizhejingtouchechuyigekuazhangdexiaorong。

「laotiemen,jintianwoyaolingyuangou!」

弹幕立刻炸开了锅。

【zhubofengle?xianzaideqihaofangshidouwanzheimedale?】

【chaoshitoudongxi?dengzhejinjuziba!】

【已举报不谢。】

wowushineixiefeisugundongdepinglun,tuizhegouwuchejingzhizouxianglingshiqu。

chaoshidejiankongshexiangtoushanzhehongguang,xiangqianshifatingshangneixieduizhunwodejingtou。

wodehoulongfajin,danshouquehenwen,zhijiechongzhehuojiafengkuangnadongxi。

gouwuchelihenkuaiduimanlegaojiashangpin:dabaodeshupian、binggan、shui。

kanqilaijinebuda,danshijishangfeichangzhanweizhidedongxi。

弹幕还在一直刷。

【nadequanshibianyihuo,doubuzhiqian。】

【shia,ganjuebozhujiushiqihaode,jiuzheixiedongxi,zhuangmanyicheyebuhuichaoguo1000yuan。】

【dantazhendehuibujiezhangjiuchuquma?jiusuanbumanyiqianyuan,yehaishihuibeizhuaa。】

【zhensonga,yaotoujiutoudiandade,zheimexiaojineyoushakekande。】

【shuobudingyezhishiyanxide,yihuierhaihuiguaiguaiqujiezhang,zheiniantouweilehuozhenshiwusuobuyongqijia。】

yinweiyouzhenglun,zhibojianderenshubaozhang,bushaorendouzaikanwofengkuangwanggouwuchenadongxi。

yinweiwokailedingwei,henkuaiyourenrenchulewosuozaidechaoshiweizhi,chaoshideanbaorenyuanyezhuyidaolewodexingwei,danmeiyouchushouzhizhi。

ganjuedaoquanshijiedemuguangdoutoulaizhihou,wodaxiaozhechongzhezhibojianhanleyiju:

「jiarenmen,kanhaole,woxianzaijiuyaoqujiezhangle。」

shuowanwotuizhemanmanyigouwuchededongxi,zhijiechaowaichonglequ。