她是谁？
nanyuyejiadetianzhijiaonv，weilaidejiazuzhizhangzhe，xingaoqiao，hecenggenzheidengshijingwulaiyibanderenwudaguojiaodao。
xiaochenzheifanyoupengyoukua，youlaiyousongdecaozuo，zhijiebatajizhengbuhuile。
talengzhelian，huafengyizhuan，yuqilizhongxindaishangleneifenshuyutianzhijiaonvdeshuliyuguao。
“buguonishuodeyemeicuo，zheimenhunshi，benjiubushiwosuoyuan。”
“nibuxiangquwo，wo……gengbuxiangjiajinizheizhongshengminglangjiedewankuzidi！”
cihuayichu，kongqizaicianjing。
xiaochenlianshangdexiaorong，weiweiyijiang。
tatingzheyeliulizheijudaizhenongnongxianqidehua，xinzhongfeidanmeiyoubandianbukuai，faner……kuangxi！
来了！
机会来了！
zheikeshiniqinkoushuodea！
tayanzhuziyizhuan，likezhuazhulezheigeqianzainanfengdejihui。
jiranyingdelaibule，neijiushunshuituizhou！
“哎！”
xiaochenzhongzhongditanleyikouqi，lianshangshunjianhuanshangleyifutongshitianyalunluorendebiaoqing，chongmanlegantongshenshoudexiaosuoyuwunai。
“niangzisuoyan，shenhewoxina！”
叶琉璃：“？”
takanzhexiaochenzheishunjianbianliandejueji，youshiyileng。
zhitingxiaochenyongyizhongchouchangdeyuqi，jixushuodao：
“jiranniangziniyewuyi，woxiaochenyefeineizhongjiuchanbuxiuzhiren。”
“suoweitianyahechuwufangcao，niwobenshitonglinniao……apei，bushi，niwobenjiubushiyiluren。”
“那就这样？”
xiaochenliangshouyitan，lianshangluchuyigehuodadexiaorong，duizheyeliulitiyidao：
“congjinwanghou，nizounidedumuqiao，woguowodeyangguandao！”
“zanmenjiudangjinwanshigewuhui，mingtianyizao，wojiuqugenwodieshuo，jiushuo……jiushuowomenbazibuhe，minglixiangke！rangtabazheihunjituile！”
“ruciyilai，nideleziyou，woyedeleqingjing，qibuliangquanqimei？”
shuowan，tahaiduizheyeliulitiaoletiaomei，yifu“wozheizhuyibucuoba”debiaoqing。
tajuede，zheicizonggaimeiwentileba？
shinizijishuobuxiangjiade，woshunzhenidehuashuo，jinitaijiexia，bangnijiejuewenti，nizonggaiganjiwoleba？
然而……
tazaiyici，diguleyigenvrendezizunxin。
youqishi，yigeshenweitianzhijiaonvdenvrendezizunxin。
yeliulizaitingdao“nizounidedumuqiao，woguowodeyangguandao”shi，zhenggerendoudaizhule。
taneishuangpiaoliangdefengmou，nanyizhixindidengdale。
takanzhexiaochenneizhangfangfoxiezhe“kuaikuawo”delian，yigubigangcaibei“tuihun”shihaiyaoqiangliebaibeidenuhuo，hongdeyisheng，congxindizuishenchu，zhashangletianlinggai！
什么意思？
几个意思？！
wogangcaineijuhua，zhishizaichenshushishi，biaodawodebuganyuqinggao！
是身为强者的矜持！
shishenweitianzhijiaonvzuihoudejueqiang！
ni……nijiuzheimeshunzheganzipashanglaile？
还“两全其美”？
我美你个头啊！
“你……敢！”
yeliulijihushicongyafengli，jichuzheilianggezi。
zhenggedongfangdewendu，fangfozaizheiyishunjian，congchuchunzhijiedierulewangubingchuan！
neiganggangshoulianqilaideyuanyingjingweiya，rutongjuedidehongshui，yiyizhongbizhiqiangengjiakuangbaodezitai，hongranxijuanerchu！
“噗通！”
zheiyici，xiaochenlianfanyingdejihuidoumeiyou，shuangtuiyiruan，zhijiebeizheigukongbudeqishiyadeguizailedishang。
tadelianzhangchenglezhuganse，ganjuezijidegutoudouzai“gege”zuoxiang，fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaobeinianchengfenmo！
“卧……槽……”
xiaochenzaixinlifachuyishengjuewangdeaihao。
又来？！
zheinvrenshugoudema？fanlianbifanshuhaikuai！
我说错什么了啊？！
zheidaoti，daodishinalichulewenti？！
zheitamagenbenjiubushixuanzeti，zheishisongmingtia！
“好……好啊……”
yeliulikanzheguizaidishang，yiliantongkudexiaochen，qidehunshenfadou，nujifanxiao。
“xiaochen！niguoranshipobujidaidixiangyaotuihun！”
tadeshengyin，xiangshicuiledudebingren，yiziyiju，doudaizhetaotiandenuyiyushaji。
“说！”
“为什么？！”
tayibushangqian，jugaolinxiadifushizhexiaochen，neizhangjuemeiderongyanyinweijizhidefennuerxiandeyouxieniuqu，quegengtianleyizhongjingxindongpodeyapogan。
“shiwobugoumei，haishiwoshencaibugouhao？！”
“youhuozhe，shiwonanyuyejiademenmei，peibushangniyanjingxiaojia？！”
“nijintian！bixujiwoshuochugezichouyinmaolai！”
“fouze！wobujinyaoduolenidexiaodi，wohaiyaobanizhenggeren，douduochengroujiang，naquweigou！”
轰！
xiaochendenaozichedidangjile。
为什么？
wotamanaerzhidaoweishenmea！
wozongbunenggaosuni，yinweiniweilaihuigenyigejiaolinfandetianmingzhizipaole，erwozheigeedufanpai，huibeitajidaxiebakuaiba？！
zheihuayaoshishuochulai，tahaobuhuaiyi，yanqianzheigefengnvrenhuilikerangtatiyanyixiashenmejiao“daxiebakuai”！
怎么办？怎么办？！
qiushengdebenneng，rangxiaochendedanaoyiqiansuoweiyoudesudufengkuangyunzhuan。
解释？
没法解释！
那就……不解释！
拖！
yongxingdong，laifensuitadesuoyoucaiyi！
zaiyeliulineifangfoyaochirendemuguangzhong，xiaochenjiannanditaiqitou，shixianyueguota，sisidisuodingzailebuyuanchuneizhanghongmuzhuoanshang。
neili，baifangzheyihujingzhideyuhu，heliangzhijiaojingerlidelongfengjiubei。
合卺酒！
有了！
xiaochenyanzhongshanguoyisijueran！
“哼！”
tahuranlenghengyisheng，yongjinquanshendeliqi，jingranyingshengshengdingzheneirushanyuebandeweiya，congdishangzhanleqilai！
suiranshuangtuihaizaidazhan，yaoganyetingbuzhi，dantadeyanshen，quebiandeqiansuoweiyoudejianding！
yeliulijianzhuang，youshiyileng，meixiangdaozheige“cuitijing”defeiwu，jingrannengzaizijideyuanyingweiyaxiazhanqilai。
jiuzaitajingyibudingzhiji，xiaochendongle。
tameiyouzaikanyeliuli，ershiraoguota，yibuyibu，jiannandizouxiangleneizhangzhuoan。
tanaqiyuhu，neichenzhongdeweiyarangtashouwandouzaizhandou，dantahaishiwenwendi，jiangliangbeihuposedemeijiu，daodemanmandangdang。
jiuxiang，shunjianmimanlezhenggefangjian。
zuowanzheiyiqie，taduanqiliangbeijiu，zhuanguoshen，zhongxinmianxiangyeliuli。
tadelianseyinweichengshouzhejudadeyalieryouxiecangbai，etoushangbumanleximidehanzhu，dantadezuijiao，quegouqileyimobadaoeryoujuankuangdexiaorong。
“娘子。”
takaikoule，shengyinyouxieshaya，quedaizheyizhongburongzhiyidejueduan。
“bieshuoneixiemeiyongdele。”
“helezheibeihejinjiu，congjinwanghou，ni，yeliuli，jiushiwoxiaochendenvren！”
“tianwanglaozilaile，yegaibule！”
shuowan，tajiangqizhongyibeijiu，didaoleyeliulidemianqian。
tadexinzhong，yezaifengkuangdinahan！
算了！
豁出去了！
不就是睡个老婆吗！
fangzhezheimeyigemeiruotianxian、xiuweitongtiandelaopobuyao，feiyaoquzuosi，wotamacaishizhendenaozibeimenjiale！
无所谓了！
mudanhuaxiasi，zuoguiyefengliu！