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祖宅你妹啊祖宅!

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“weisuierlai?niweisui**pi?”womanfuhuyi,kantaneiweisuodeyangzi,nandaozhendeshiyaoganpi?

“woshiwangxianglindefuqinwangpan,jiushiwochuqianrangnitiwoerzichutoude!nishuonishangwujiunengbaiping,woyizhiduozaixuexiaowaimiankan,jieguonigefeiwujiushizheimepingshierde?!”

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woweinanjieshi:“yiwaiqingkuangma,jumianbiwoxiangxiangdefuza。”

“少废话,退钱!”

“duibuqi,bendianxiaobenjingying,jihuanbujitui。”

wangpanyimeng:“shenmejiaojihuanbujitui?”

wojieshi:“jiushizimiandeyisibei,zhei50kuaiqiankendingbuhuihaini,woyinniqingbaobuzhunquechilekui,meizhaonibuchajiajiubucuole。danxingyouxinggui,wozuishouguijude,keyirangnigenghuanyiciyewuxuqiu,mianfeiweinizaiqubaipingyijianmafanshi。”

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woyitiaomeimaoheheyixiao:“biezheimeshuo,kannizhangdejiuwonang,haizichikuidoubuganchumian,danzikendingxiao。chuanzhedabanlaikanyoushigeshiyebushunbudezhide,zailianxiangyixianierzidemingzi,wangxianglin,zunjingdekehu,nilaoposhibuchuguile?wokeyibangnizhuojianyou~”

tinglewodehuazhihouwangpanmiansejubian:“niweixinshangyemeishuonihaihuisuanminga......”

还真被我说中了!