第1章 雀儿虽小,是个爷们

xurinuannuan,chanminggoujiao。

yigeshiersansuideshaonianzhenshoukaozaidahuaishumiyandadun,zuishangdiaolegenqingcao,zhinenqingsedelianshangbushiluchujifenyunianlingbufudelaosepiwaizuixiexiao。

“xiaoniangpinimendengzhe,xiaoyezaiyoujinianjiuzhangdale,daoshihourangnimenlingjiaoxiaoyeaideshibashi,jiejiejie……”

zheishi,congcunzilisahuanxinaozhepaolaijigehaitong,chaoshaonianzuozheguilian。

“qianlanglang,zhuaididi,tawaer,buzhedi,fangeerqueermeizhangda,qulesangechouponiang,zaojiaonianglaiwanjiaoxi,lvelvelvebuxiansao……”

“凡哥儿……”

“xixi,niponiangmenhannihuiquchifan!”

“xiaopihai,nimendonggepi!”

“滚蛋!”

yangfanxiaomaleyisheng,qishenpailepaishenshangdetu,momocengcengdewangcunzilizouqu。

心中哑然失笑。

sannianqian,tayijuexinglaichuanyuedatangzhenguan,chengweileyigexiaopihai。

tongshichuanyuezhe,tadekaijuqueshiyiyannanjin。

zheijushentidezhuren,yuanbenshiguanlongmenfashizuzhiyidehongnongyangshi。

zhibeicui,hongnongyangshijiazhuyanguangbuhao,zongshizaishengsiyouguandeshihouzhancuodui。

qiansuimiewangshi,hongnongyangshizhanduidoujiande,houlaiguijiangledatang,delegejiangchendeeming。

houlaihongnongyangshiyouzhanduitaizilijiancheng,heqinwanglishiminduizhegan,jieguokexiangerzhi,xuanwumenshibian,qinwanglishiminchenglezuihoudeyingjia。

zheici,hongnongyangshichedidaomei,jiazutounaocisidecisi,liufangdeliufang,jiadaojiucizhongluo。

zhishengxiayiqunyishuangguafu,haiyoudangshihaizaiqiangbaozhongdeyangfan。

congci,yangfanzheigedumiao,yangzaiguafuzhishou,yitiantianzhangdachengren,weileyanxujiazuxuemai,haijitaqulesanfangqianjiaobaimeidelaopo。

meitingcuo,yigeshiduosuidexiaopihai,yousangelaopo。

duiyushangbeizimutaidanshensanshiniandeyangfanlaishuo,zheizhongrenjianyanfu,jianzhixiangdoubuganxiang。

kexingfenkuangxiguohou,yangfanshayanle。

sheichengxiang,lianggexiaolaopohaizhishishiwuliusuijijinianhuadexiaoluoli。

fangzaiqianshi,yejiushigaoyixuesheng……

taliangshiweiren,sanshiduosuidexinlinianling,shizaiburenxiashou!

绝不能做禽兽!

erweiyichengnian,yiyoushiqibasuipoguanianhuadedalaopoxiaoyunniang,haoqiaobuqiao,youshitadebiaomei。

suishuogurenxihuanqinshangjiaqin。

但作为一个现代人。

yangfanhennanjieshoujinqinjiehun。

yixiangdaoshengchudehaiziyouhendajilvshichishadejixinger。

他就头皮发麻。

guofendeshi,sangelaopoduiciyiwusuozhi,xiangfangshefadexianghetashenghouzi。

gengyoushenzhe,neixieguasaoguashenbuxianshida,chengtianzheibuneibude。

zheishihou,yanfujiubianchenglezhemo。

yangfanhoulaihuangrandawu,yuanzhugepijiushibeibuside。

简直恐怖如斯!

nvrenrulangsihu,shiguaguduyao,gurenchengbuqiwo。

……

cunkoulizheyigejiaoroudeshenying,yeyunniang。

yangfandedalaopo,biyunianhua,zirenweishenfuweiyangjiachuanzongjiedai,zhiliyutuidaoyangfan。

“xianggongjinriyouchazhuanghu,xiangbishileileba,nujiazhunbeilehubianrencantang。”

yangfanganglaidaoyeyunniangshenbian,tajiutaochunuanzaixiongkoudeshoupa,bianjitacashibianshitan。

yangfantaiqitou,qiaojiantaetoushangbumanxihanjiuzhidaotashiaohaoletangmabutingtideganleguolai。

simuxiangdui,yirenyanmeidaixiao,shuobujindewumeiduoqing,yirenyandishanguohuangkong,xinzhongsaoyangnanrenyouwukenaihe。

“shaoye,zhenglaoyeyoulaila!”

zhengzaizheishi,yuanchuchuanlaiyishenghuhan,shiyangfandetongfangyatoumiaoyi。

shenglaixiaoqiaolinglongkeaidongren,pingshisihouzheyangfandeyinshiqiju,yedanrenjiazhongdebaishitong,

“neilaoliumangyoulaile?”

yangfanmeitoujincu,laqiyeyunniangdeshoujiuwanghuigan。

nannvshoushoubuqin,suiranerrenyishifuqi,danhaimeiyoufuqizhishi,beiyangfanzheimeyila,yeyunniangbumianhonglelian。

huidaoyangjiazhaidi,menwaitingzheyiliangmache,menkouzhengzhanzheshijimingzhengjiashiwei。

jianqingkuangbumiao,yangfanzhuantouzaiyeyunniangdeerbiandingzhujiju,taijiaozouxiangtangwu。

zhengfangcishizhengzuozaizhuwei,sihaobuguanzhukelijie,shuangyanzaiyangfandesaosaotanghuaisudeshenshangfangsidedaliang,“xiaosu,woweizheijianshiqingyesuanpaoduanletui,niyekandechuwodechengyi。”

huayinweiluo,yangfancongwuwaizoujinlai,gongshoubaoquan,xiaodao:“zhenglaoyejinrilaidebiwangchangzaoxuduoa,haidailezheimeduorenma,buzhidaoyoushenmeshixuyaoxiaolaode?”

zhengfangmianbugaise,lianliyebuhui,dingzhetanghuaisudadao:“haibushiweileshizhi,shizhigushenyirendingzheyangjiademingsheng,benjiuxinku,kelianxiaosugenzheyangjiashouzui,shibowohaishiyouxinbangnizhaoguxiaosua。”

zidayangfandezhangxiongyangxianlaobingguoshihou,tanghuaisubianbeirenshiweibuxiang,zaijiashangtanghuaisuweilezheigemeiyoufuqizhishiderenpimadaixiao,youbeitangjiagechuzupu,zheixienianyejiuyizhidaizaiyangjiajuzhu,pingshixianggexiarenzuoshi,buzhengbuqiang,renyuankoubeidouhenhao。

zhengfanglaozaodejiuduitayouxiangfa,naiheyiwangyangfannianjitaixiao,shishizhinengzhizheshenniangxiaowenjichuli,xiaowenjishengxingqiangshi,zhengfangzongshibeiduidetiwuwanfu。

jinrizhengfangzhidaoxiaowenjiqulezhenshang,biandairenganleguolai。

“bubi,saosaoziyouwolaizhaokan。”yangfanjichujiaxiao,pingjingdehuiying。

“哼!”

huayingangluo,zhengfanglenghengyisheng,“xiaoxiaonianji,lianzhangbeidehuayebuting,wukejiuyao,yangjiabenjiumeiluo,zaiyounizheibudongshiderendangjiazuozhu,rihouneihailede?lairena。”

shuoba,tazhaozhaoshou,jiaolaijiminghuyuan,baimingleshiyaomingqiang。

jianciyimu,tanghuaisumiansedabian,zhuantoukanxiangyangfan,zhangzhangzuiyouheshang,qidaiyangfanweitashuohua。

tayigefudaorenjia,youyangfanzainalilundedaotakaikou?

“zhenglaoyezheishiyaodongwua。”yangfanmiansepingjing。

zhengfangjixiaodao:“ruchouweigandexiaomaohai,yexuerendangjiazuozhu,kexiao,shiboshizaijiaoniruhezuoren,daizou!”

yishenglingxia,jimingzhengjiahuyuanzuoshijiuyaoshangqianqinnatanghuaisu。

“dengdeng。”zheishi,yeyunniangzoulejinlai,jiyangfandilaiyibajingzhidetanghengdao,suijilazhetanghuaisuduozaiwubian。

“he,haigannadao?”zhengfangmianlubuxie,minglingzhengjiahuyuanjixuzhuaren。

“aya。”turan,yangfanjiaohanyisheng,jiangtangdaodangzuoguaizhangchazaidishang,nannandao:“yizhao《tanglv》,liusha、liuzangquandouchufan,buhaobana,woyangjiaxianrujinsuibushimingmenwangzu,danzaizheiguanneiyeshixiaoyoumingqi,jintianworuoshishoudaobandianershang……”

shuozhehua,yangfanjiangtangdaodedaobeizhuazhe,badaobingdijizhengfang,xiaodao:“buguoyebuhui,zhenglaoyeshizuodashideren,zenmehuizaiyiwozheixiaoxiaoyangfan,laiba,wozhunbeihaole。”

zhengfangyoubushishazi,taganzheimezuojiushiqifuyangfanniansuishangxiao,sheizhidiaotajingranrucidanda。

duishipianke,zhengfangyibaduoguotanghengdao,madao:“chier。”

jiantanaguodao,yangfandunshilele,gudongyishengtangzaidishang,kuzhelianaihaoqilai,“aiya,darenla……qiwoyangjiawuren,wufawutiana……wodebei,haoteng!wodeyao……a……”