lairenzhengshiqianjiaerfangdeqiandaguihetaxifulihongju，haiyoutongcundejigecunmin。
nanrenhuailidekubao，xiaoshenzimengranyijiang，jinjiezhefenlicongtahuailizhengtuochulai。
kubaoshuangshoushuangjiaozhedi，pufuzaixuedishangchaozheaipangdenanrenzichulexiaojianya，xiaoliannaixiongnaixiong，“huairen、buzhun、wa、niangqinweilanglang！”
zheiyimuranglaofurensixinliefei，taxiesidilidehoudao，“laosan，haibuti**meihewaishengnvbaochou！”
lishenghouwan，tajiufeikuaidejianqierzihualuodeaozi，zhongxinbakubaoguohao，jinjindelouzaihuaili。
nianqingnanrenzaojiuannabuzhuxiongqiangdetaotianhenyi，shouyidongjiuxiexialeyaojianjinchandebianzi。
“咻！啪！”
bianweiyingmianchoudaoleaipangnanrendelianshang，daixiayikuaipirou，jiangtadeyizhiyanzhuziyezhenfeichulai，gunqianjinxuedili。
“啊啊啊啊啊……”
aipangnanrenwuzheyanjing，canjiaozhezaixuedishangfengkuangdagun。
keshizhangbianhaobutingxie，juanqiyizhenyizhendexuemozi，fengkuangdechouzaileaipangnanrenshenshang，yixiayixiadefaxiezhezhurendetaotiannuhuo。
cunminmenhedaile，limadiuxiakebonvrenheqianwangshijiuduohuangertao。
qiandaguishuoyouguirenjincunshangletaniang，tazhunbeijiejizhaoguirensuopeiyibiyinzi。
ruguotamengenzheqiandaguiguolaizhuangshi，suopeideyinzitamenyeyoufen，dajiahuojuedeyouliketu，zheicaigenzheqiandaguilai。
可这哪里是大肥羊。
分明是索命的阎王！
lihongjuhedejingshengjianjiao，“nimenbiezoua，jiuminga，sharenle！”
ketadehanshengrangcunminpaodegengkuaile，nanrendebianziyechoudegengxiongmengle。
qiandaguideaozibeichoudeyixuluanfei，canjiaolianlian。
kubaozhizailaofurenhuailizhengzhaleyishunjiujiangzhule，tadengdaleshuangyan，mengdongyoubukezhixindekanzhebeidadehaowufankangzhilideqiandagui。
yiqiandoushihuaiershudata，dahuaiershen，dahuainainai。
kexianzaihuaiershuzaiaida。
suihou，kubaojidongdehuiwuqixiaoshou，“qifu、niangqin、dasi、dasi、”
huainainaijingchangshuoyaodasita，dasiyidingshizuitengde！
laofurenxiongqiangliyimansuanchu，youjinlejinhuailidexiaoren，lishenglanglang，“laosan，tingdaoguaibaodehualema？chaosilida，younianghenidagedanzhe！”
kubaojingchadeyangzhexiaoliankanxiangbaozhezijidelaofuren。
zheigelaonainaihaoxionghaoxionga！
比坏奶奶还凶。
keshitameiyoudakubaoa，erqiehairanggaogezishushutingkubaodehuaa，tiniangqinjiaoxunhuaiershu。
laonainaidaodishihaorenhaishihuairen？
chajuehuailidexiaorenerzhengkanzheziji，laofurenganjinditou，mianshangdelinglishunjianhuazuocixiangdechunshui，“guaibao，biepa，yihoulaolaohuzheni，sheiyebunengqifuniheniangqin。”
laonainaideshengyinhaowenrou，heniangqinyiyangwenrou，tingdekubaoxiaoxiaodexiongkoufazhangfasuan，dadadeyanjingzhachudakedeleizhu，“wei、sha？”
jiarentiantiandataheniangqin，laonainaiweishenmeyaohuzhetaheniangqin？
shiyinweikubaokeyimaiqian，suoyicaiduitahaoma？
kubaoyidingkeyimaihaoduoyinzi......
laofurenzhilezhiziji，youzhilezhixiaotubao，yiziyijuhenrenzhendejiaokubao，“woshitadeniangqin，wodangranyaohuzhetahaiyoubao。”
kubaodedayanjingdaizhileyishun，sidongfeidongdezhalezhayan，chuixialexiaonaodai，xiangshizainulilijielaofurendehua。
lihongjuyanjianzhezijinanrenbeidadeyanyanyixi，kuhanzhechaonanrenguilexialai，“haohan，youhuahaohaoshuo，dasileren，nimenyeyaochangmingdea！”
nianqingnanrenwenyan，bianzidunzhule。
lihongjujianzhuangxinliyixi，lianlianshuochulihai，“nizheiyangshangrenxingming，gaodaoguanfushiyaozuolao......a！”
tadehuahaimeishuowan，nanrendebianweijiuchouzailetazuishang。
lihongjuwuzhezui，tuchuleliangkedaizhexuemozidemenya，jingkongwanfendezhanqilaixiangtao。
nanrenshouyihui，bianweijiuchanzhulelihongjudejiaowan，henhenyizhuaijiubatalashuaizaixuedi，rufapaozhidechaotabiantaqilai。
“aaa！haohanraominga，youhuahaoshuo！”
lihongjubiancanjiaobiantoujiqiurao，keshiwujiyushi，buguoshijibianzijiuhunsileguoqu。
nianqingnanrenkanzhexuediliyidongbudongdesangeren，yanshenlinrandewangxianglaofurenzhengqiuyijian。
“kunqilai，daihuifumanmanshoushi！”
laofurenhualitouzhesenhanlengyi，sihaomeiyoufangguosanrendeyitu。
nianqingnanrenyonglidiantou，“niang，nibaozheguaibaoqupalishangdengwo，woquzhaoshengzibatamenkunle。”
shuowantajiujijidelikaile。
laofurenbaozhezhunbeiqishen，huailianjingleyizhendehaiziyoukaishizaodongbuan，“kubao、bulikai、niangqin。”
kubaofenlidexiangxiadi，xiaoduanshoushenchulai，chaoxiaotubaohuiwusuobao。
娘亲抱。
laofurenshunjianleiliumanmian。
takanleyangulinglingdexiaofenbao，yanshenbeitonghoujianzhandouwuyan，“hao，laolaodaibaoheniangqinyitonghuijia。”
shuozhetadangzhenbuzoule，baozhekubaodunshouzailexiaofenbaoqian。
“niang，nizenmehaizaizhei？”
nanrenzhaolaishengzi，faxianlaofurenhaiyilizaiyuandi，weiweibujie。
“laosan，nikunzhetamensangexianhuifu，suihouzaidairenguolai，zanmenbayongheyejiehuifu。”
laofurendeshengyinbeitongqiejianding。
shishengshisitadouyaodaizijidehaizihuijia。
“niang，neiwoxiandainihekubaoxianhuiqu，yihuiwoqinzidairenguolaijiemeimeihuijia。”
nanrenyonglidediantou，shiyilaofurenxiangentahuijia。
laofurenkanleyanmengdongdekubao，qingqingdeyaoleyaotou，“guaibaoburenshiwomen，tazhixinyonghe，wozaizheilipeizhetashouzheyonghe，nikuaiqukuaihuijiuxing。”
“keniang，wozheiyitanglaihuizhishaoyeyaoyigeshichen，tianhandidongde，nideshenzigushoubuzhua！”
nanrenyouxiewucuo，yishijianxinshengliangnan。
laofurenyancijianding，“laosan，niangyaotongguaibaoheyongheyiqihuijia。”
nanrenjianduoshuowuyi，zhihaoyongzuililuodeshoujiaobasangerenkunle，yishoulinzheyige，kuaisudalegelaihui。
yishengmaerdesiminghou，jiuzhishengxiafengxuedehuxiaosheng。
laofurenbapifengdemaozidaishang，longlelongshenshangdepifeng，bakubaoyouguoleyiceng，zoujinlexiaofenbao。
kubaoanjinglexialai，touzhelaofurenpifengdefengxi，tanengkandaoniangqin。
laonainaidehuailihaoxiang，haonuan。
“baoyidinghentenghentengba？laolaoyihoujuebuhuizairangbaoshouyisishanghai。”
“bao，laolaojinifengxinyifu，zuohaochide，baoxiangyaoshenme，laolaojiujibaoshenme，haobuhao？”
“bao，xiexienishouzheniangqin，huzhelaolaodeguinv......”
laofurenqingqingdizhehuailixiaorenerdetou，dishengninan，xiangyisisinuanliubujianxiedejuanrukubaodexiongqiang，qingroudebaoguozhutashanghenleileidexin，wennuanyouanding。
kubaojuedeyanpizihaozhonghaozhong，bushoukongzhidexianrumengxiang。
襄平城，太守府内。
yejiasuoyouderencikedoujujizaiyelaotaitaidexiangfang，huozuohuozhanhuojiaojideqingduo，shibushikanyiyanchuangshanghanshuidexiaorener，jingjingdehouzhetaxinglai。
jiulianyiduiliuqisuidadeshuangbaotainanhai，yeananjingjingdepazaichuangbian，dengdaleyanjingkanzhekubao。
“娘亲！”
kubaoshijingxingde，yizhengyan，qibazhangnannvlaoshaodeliandunshizhuangrutadeyanlian。
taxiayishidedanzuoqilai，zizhexiaoyatuisuodaolechuangjiao，manshenjiebei，“bieda！kubao、huiyaoren！”