第2章
【ding！gongxisuzhujihuoxitong！】
yangzhiyueyanqianfuxianchuyidaobantoumingguangping。
【benxitongweizhongtianxitong，yi“gaozhuqiang，guangjiliang，huanchengwang”weiyuanze，jiechengbangzhumeiyiweisuzhufazhandipan，tigongchongzudehouqinbaozheng。】
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死也要做个饱死鬼！
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这具身体太弱了！
yiji......tawanyantangzaichebandeshenghuaian，zhuomozhegaizenyanggaosita。
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奖励积分：3点。】
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不愧是男主大人！
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