第1章
大离朝。
shunheqinian，bainiannanyudehanzai，efubianyebaixingliulishisuo。
“babancheshangderenjiwomenyige，womenjiuyaoneigepangpangdenvren！”
“dage，zheinvrenhaofeihunshendoushirouciliu…nenggouwomenchihaojiu！”neishuohuaderenshuozhehenhendeyanzhekoushui。
lierixia，dadiguilie，jidaoyishanlanlvdenazheshitou，weishouderenshoulizewozhebanbalandaopian，weizhetuizhebanchedejigefurulaoxiao。
biqitamen，jinguanyeshiyishanlanlvpojiubukan，baoluzaiwaidefusequegengxiangchenglijiaoshengguanyangdeguiren。
“nimen…nimenbieguolai......”
“wa——wawawu......”
darendejingkongshengjiangbancheshangzangqilaideyingerjingxing，kushengdunshixiangqi。
“dage，shinaiwazi，ankandaolehaishilianggenaiwazi，womenyoukoufule，naiwaziderouzuinenle！”
jigeqiongxiongejide‘egui’yanfanhong，xianrantamendehuazhongyijingbushidiyicichi......
好吵！
erbianliangdaocierdekushengchaodeyehaitangtoutongyulie，naozifangfobeirenpikaiban。
zhengkaiyan，minghuanghuangdeyangguangzhayan，shenglixingdeyanleiliuchu。
这是？
tamengranzuoqishen，wuzhetengdekuaizhaledenaodai，etoushangdoudadehandiluo。
我、我穿越了？
naohailirongheyuanzhudejiyi——yuanzhuyuanshishilangjiadedisunnv，zixiaoshenglechangzidabinghoutizhongbianyuefadebukeshoushi。
yinianduoqianbeishunvmeimeishejijianzhenhoushizixiayaomingshengjinhui，houbeiweihunfutuihun，chengweijingdoulidexiaohua。
erranganzhenhoufubudebuyingquyuanzhujinmendeyuanyinjiushiyuanzhuhuaiyunle。
jinnian，yuanzhudanxiashuangbaotaierzimeijigeyue，anzhenhoutongdibeixiayu。
anzhenhoufubeibianweizuimin，quanjialiufangliangqianliwaidebeihuangcheng。
ersantianqian，yasongtamendeguanbingbeiyiqunnanminchongsan，rujintamenzheixielaoruobingcancaibeirenjidingshang。
“niang，nimenkuai、kuaipao！”sumutuijiaofadoudedangzaibanchemianqian，shisiwusuidenianjichadiankuchulai。
“er、ergewo、wogenniyiqiwuwu......niangnimenkuaipao......”nianjigengxiaodesuchenzhandoudegenzijiaergezhanzaiyiqi。
yehaitangdesixuhuishen，taimoujiukandaojigexiongsheneshayanmaohongguangde‘egui’chaotamenxilai。
tamenyijingsuanbushangshirenle。
xiangdaoyuanzhuyilushangkandaofangfodiyubandechangjing，yehaitangfeilideyongjinquanlitiaoxiabanche。
jiaoluodishang，yehaitangliangqiangzhechadiandaodishang，jikenannairangtahunshenwuli。
怎么办......
yanjianweishoude‘egui’wozhebanbadaopianchaozheibianpuguolai。
sumutamensuiwangrigenanzhenhouxiwu，keliufangzheiyiluzoulai，youkeyoue，nalishijige‘egui’deduishou。
“住手！”
“wogennimenzou，biedongtamen！”
daopianyaowangsumubozihuaqushi，yehaitangmodichusheng。
“dasao，ni......”
sumuxiongdilianghuitou，yankuanglibiezheleikanzheyehaitang。
“zhaokanzheniangtamen。”yehaitangshangqian，dangzaitamenmianqianchaoetudao:“wogennimenzou。”
“ni？”weishoudeetudaliangzheyehaitang，tanlandemouzidingzhebancheshangdeyinger。
“tamentaixiao，zhuleyouzenmegounimenchini。”yehaitangyandishanshuozhehanguang，lianshangqueliuluchuaiqiudeshenqingdao:“nimenchiwoba，worouduo......”
“haitang......”sulaofurenleimu，dananlintou，yehaitangyuanyixishengzijibaoquantamen，congqiandaodishikandileta。
“muer、chenerwomengentamenpinle！”
zheishidaohuobuxiale......neijiuyijiarenzhengzhengqiqiyiqizouba！
sumuliangxiongdilimabaichupinmingdejiashi。
yehaitangweiweizhoumei，huitoukanleyanbanchekuchuzhanyindelianggehaizi。
henqiguai，dagaishiyuanzhugenliangbaodexuenongyushui，tingzhehaizidekushengtayebuyoudexinteng。
“奶奶，听我的！”
tamouziweiweishandong，xianzanshiba‘etu’mentuozhe，daoshihousheisihaibuyiding。
“xiaomuxiaochen，baohuhaonainaitamen。”yehaitangtuilesumuxiongdiyixia，dangzaijigeetumianqian。
“dasao......”
“走！”
“zou......”sulaofurenshenshendekanleyanyehaitangdebeiyinggengyanzhedao。
sumuxiongdiliangcazheyanlei，genzhesufurensanrenyidaotuizhebanche。
bancheshang，chulenianjidadesulaofurengenlianggeyinghai。
yidaoxiuzhangdeshenyingjingjingdetangzaishangmian，cangbaidelianseyinyinnengkandaowuzixiananyandeshengshijunyan。
“jiweidagekexianghaole，bufangtamenzou，pinqiminglai......ruoshishoushangjiuyiweizhesiwang！”
etutanlandehongyanjindingzhesulaofurentamenlikaideshenying。
biqiqitagushouruchaidehuangmin，sulaofurentamenxianranrouyaonenhenduo。
tingdaoyehaitangweixiedehua，etumenbushededeshouhuishixian。
haozai，yanqiandenvrenrouduodexiangtou‘zhu’，goutamenchihaoxietianle。
lierixia，zhangqiweiyinshui，tamenlianhandouliubuchulaiyidi。
yuanchu，yikeguangtutudedashu，shuganmianqiangnengzhedaoshaoxudetaiyang。
yehaitangbeitamenganguoqu，zhunbeishenghuo‘zuofan’，lingtoudeetuzezhaolekuaishitoumodaozi，ruelangxinghongdeyantanlandedingzheyehaitangdebozi，tongshihoulonggundongyanzhekoushui。
tamenyaoxianjiyehaitangfangxue，neixuehelenengjikeni。
yehaitangbeikanzhebeijifahan，tilihaojinyipiguzuodishang。
lianggeetuqufujinjianlaiyixieganchaibahuoshengqilai，dunshizhouweidewendugaolehaojidu。
怎么办......
xianzaitaliantaopaodeliqidoumeile，youkeyoue......youqikeshizuinanrenshoude。
ruguoyoupingshuijiuhao......
niantougangluo，yehaitangshoulijiuturanpingkongduolepingkuangquanshui。
erpingshenshangmian《youxian》lianggezi，zhengshitachuanyueqianwandeyikuan《youxiannongzhuang》deyouxishangdianlidepinpaishui。
这是......
gubushangxixiang，jikenannaixiataningkaipinggaidakoudehe，liangliangdeshuitouxinliang，shunjianqusanletineidezaore。
“ni、nizaiheshenme？”
“shishui！？kuaijiwo！”
lingtouetuyanmaojingguang，wozhedaozijiuchaoyehaitangpuqu。
qitasanrenlenglexia，faxianyehaitangzaiheshuigenbenmeiquxiangshuinalilaide，elangpushibanchaotapuqu。
yehaitangyanweimi，pingzilideshuihaishengxiaobanping，taningjinpinggaichaoyuanchurenglequ。
“水！”
“我的水！”
etumenxiangsitiaoegou，diaotouchaoyuanchudepingzizhuiqu。
yehaitanganzishulekouqi，haoxian，chadianjiu…
dabanpingshuijikele，duzique“gulu”dejiaohuanzhe，yehaitangnaohailixiangzhereqitengtengdebaozi，modi，shouliduolegebaibaipangpangdebaozi。
talengleyixia，chenzhesirenmeizhuyidao，tasanliangkousaizuiliyanxia，mianqianyigexuniyemianfuxian。
huamianli，zhengshitaqianshiwandaoshengji25jide《youxiannongzhuang》。