第1章
“fanger，chaojiadeguanbingmashangjiuyaolaile，ganjinbakufangdeyaochijiwo。”
“dabobangnibalimiandejinyinzhubaozangqilaiyibufen，liudeqingshanzai，bupameichaishao。”
dabolindehaidaomaoanran，yifuzhangbeiguanqiehoubeidemoyang。
“he......”wenyan，linfangxiaolexiao，xiaorongdaizheyunianjigegeburudebingleng。
tashouzhongbawanzheyichuanhuangtongdazaodeyaochi，yaochishangdiaokezhefuzadewenlu，zheishilinjiakufangdeyaochi，yexiangzhengzhecengjinglinjiaderongyaohecaifu。
zhijianqingdan，yaochifachuqingcuidezhuangjisheng，zaizheijijingdetingyuanzhongxiandegewaicier。
jintianshitazhongshengdediertian！
yeshijiangjunfubeichaojiaderizi。
sangeyueqian，fuqinquebei，jianrensuohai，zaibianjiangdeyichangzhanshizhongzhansi，zuizhong，mageguoshihai。
ehaochuanlaizhihou，linjiayoubeirenjubaotongdimaiguo，quanjiayebeichaojialiufang。
eryanqianzheigedaomaoanrandebofu，quezailinjialiufangzhiqian，hongpianzoulefuqinyongxianxueheshengminghuanlaidezuihouyidianjiadi。
zhidaosizailiufanglushang，tacaizhidao，jubaolinjiatongdipanguoderen......
就是林德海！
lindehaiqueyinweijubaoyougongxingbeimianquliufang！fanyonglinjiadezichanchuchudadian，hundefengshengshuiqi。
keyincishibeiliufangdelinjiahelinfangdewaizufuyanjiaquejihuzaoshoulemiedingzhizai。
waizuyijiahelinfangdemeimeilinwandousizailiufangtuzhong。
cangtianyouyan，jiletazhonglaiyicidejihui！
hairangtajuexingleshenmidehongmengkongjian，kongjianneishijianjingzhi，lingqichongyu！
zheiyici，tajuebuhuizaizhongdaofuzhe！
xiangganzaichaojiazhiqianfudichouxin？zuomengquba！
“hao，dabo，woxinninde。”
linfangxiaoxinyiyidijiangyigezhuangzhejikuaisuiyinhecucaomudiaodebaoguodijilindehai。
lindehaicongbaoguolifanchuyaochi，shoudouyouxiezhandou，jibukenaidituikaileduimanlingluochouduandediyijiankufang。
“哐当——”
yuanbengaiduijirushandelingluochouduan，jingrankongkongruye！zhiyoujizhipojiumuxiangsanluozaihuichenzhong。
“zhei......zheibukeneng！”lindehaisihouzhe，fengleyibanchongxiangbaimanciqidedierjiankufang。
dakaimen，limiantongyangkongwuyiwu，zhishengxiakongdangdangdemujia。
lindehaihuxijicu，rutongpofengxiang，diediezhuangzhuangdichongxiangcunfangjinyinzhubaodekufang，zhandouzhedakailezuihouyidaomen。
“a——！！！”yishengqilidecanjiaohuapojijing。
sangejudadekufang，jingranbeibandeganganjingjing！lian，genmaodoumeishengxia！
“bukeneng！zheijuebukeneng！”lindehaisihouzhe，zhuangruofengdiandimengdizhuazhulinfangdejianbang。
“xiaoza，zhong！shibushini！shinibadongxi，zangdaonaliqule！kuaishuo！”
linfanglianshangluchulewuguermangrandebiaoqing。
qingchedeyanshenfangfoyiwangqingquan，buranyisichenai，“dabo，ninshuoshenmeni？zhieryizhigenzaininshenhou，naliyemeiqua。zaishuo，zheikufangdeyaochibushiyizhizaininshoulima？”
“nifangpi！nizheigexiaochusheng！”lindehainuhouzhe，zhizhelinfangdeshouzhidouzaiduosuo，“bushinihainengshishei？zheiyaochi......zheiyaochishinijiwode！”
linfangyanshenyihuo：“dabo，zanmenjiashenmeqingkuang，jiefanglinjusheibuzhidao？zicongfuqinqushihou，jialiyizhijieju，ninwangle？
fuqinshengqiansuodedeneixieshangci，bushidouhuanleyinzijileshouxiadexiongdimen？
fuqinchangshuo，jiangshimenzaiqianxianyuxuefenzhan，weideshibaojiaweiguo，tamendejiarengengxuyaozhaogu。
neixiezhenwangdexiongdi，fuqinjianghuanlaideyinziyifuxujindemingyiyifenbushaodisongdaotamenjiajuanshouzhong。neishihouninyeshizaichangdea！”
“ninxianzaishuokufangshikongde......nandaobushiyizhirucima？”
linfangdunledun，guzuoyihuo：“nandaodaboninhaiyiwei，fuqinliuxialexuduojinyincaibao？”
“这......”
jiuzailindehaianannaohuozhishi，damenwaiheijiajinjunyiyongerru。
“linweitongdipanguo，tanmojunxiang，linjiawulunnannvlaoyou，yilvliufang！jiachanchonggong......”
huashuobanjie，fuzechaojiadejinjuntonglingcuichenglianseheichengguodi，“kufanglidecaibonaqule！”
linfangzhiwenyannatoujiubai，kuzhehanzheshuodao：“daren！kufanglidejinyindoubeiwodabopairenlianyeyunzoule，shuoshi‘liuzheqingshanzai，bupameichaishao。’”
lindehailianseyibai，zhizhelinfangsihou：“nihushuobadao！”
“wonayouhushuobadao！”
linfangfenrankanxianglindehai，“ruofeiruci，wojiakufangdeyaochizenmehuizainishoushang！nanbuchenghaishiwojinidema？”
tonglingcuichengshixianwangxia，guorankandaolelindehaishoulideyaochi。
“好大的狗胆！”
cuichengheidaochuqiao，jiazailindehaibozishang，“laoshijiaodai，qianzangnale？”
“大人！冤枉啊！”
lindehaiganmangdiuxiayaochi，zhizhelinfangshuodao：“shizheigexiaowangbadanjiwoxiatao，kufanglidedongxikendingbeitazangqilaile！”
“大人明鉴！”
linfangmengrantaiqitou，yankuangfanhong，“fangcaininweidaozhiji，zheilindehaiqinkougaosuwo，tajubaowodietongdipanguo，jiushiweiletumouwojiachanye，buranguanfuzenmehuijiangtatesheliufangzhizui。”
tingjianzheihua，lindehaixintouduosuo。
tameishuoguo！takendingmeishuoguo！zheishilinfangshizenmezhidaode！
“daren，cishichunshuzixuwuyou！”
“放你娘的屁！”
cuichengyijiaojianglindehaichuaifanzaidi，“ruobushinishuode，tazenmezhidaoshisheijubaode？zheishemianniyijialiufangdeshiqing，lianwodougangtingshuo！”
“lindehai，nizhenshidandabaotian！”
“huangshangniannijubaoyougong，nijuranhaitouchaotingdeyoushui！”
“lairen，jiangzheizhuyoumenglexindeazahuoyarutianlao，daxingsihou！”
bianshangdejinjunwenshengerdong，jianglindehaixiangsigouyiyangtuochuqu。
“linfang，niyiweizheijiujieshule？”
tamengranyangqibojing，luchuyijinlibanjielingpai，“neiweidarenshouyantongtian，nitaobudiao......”
huayinweiluo，jinjundedaoqiaozhongzhongzazaitahoujing。
lindehaixiangtiaopomadaibantanruanxiaqu，weiduniuqudeshizhirengguzhidizhixiangyuanfang。
linfangtongkongzhousuo——neigefangxiangzhengduizhehuanggong。
taduobuleliufang，danlindehaihetademuhouzhirenyebiexianghao！
zhiyaohaiyouyikouqizai，shengshengshishi，shengshengsisi，tayehuiweifubaochou，xiqingzheitongdipanguodezuiming！