第5章一说谎就打嗝
jigeyuzuwendaoleqichouwubidepiwei，tamenyoubuganwuzhebiziduokai。
zhinengmianwubiaoqingdeqiangrenzhe，jiakuaizhejiaoxiadebufa。
dataijianyegenzhepaolechulai，tayiliandanxindegenzaihuangdishenhou。
tazhenpahuangshangyigepimeifanghao，lakuzili。
yinshenzhongdejiananan，kanzhegouhuangdiyifujijiangyaoyixieqianlidelangbeiyang，chadianmeixiaochusheng。
taxiadexieduyaokeshiwuyaokejiede，gouzheigegouhuangdilatageqitianqiyele。
kanzheshijianchabuduole，jianananzheicaiconghuanggonglikai，shunjianhuidaolexijiaoli。
cishidexijiao，yijingtingfangzaileyanwangfumenqian。
taijiaodesigezhuanghan，zaoyijingmeilezongying。
jianananchexiatoushangdehonggaitou，xiankaijiaoliandabumailechuqu。
takandaoyanwangfumenqian，yijingbeijinjunbaowei。
kuhanshenghejiaomasheng，congyanwangfulichuanchu。
jianananmeiyoulihuizheixiejinjun，tadabuzoujinleyanwangfuli。
tagangzoujinqu，jiukandaoyanwangfuliyijingshiluanzuoyituan。
suizhefulipingpingpangpangdeshengyinxiangqi，suizhierlaide，bianshinvjuanmendekuhansheng。
jinjunyijingkaishiduiyanwangfuchaojiale。
jianananyiliandandingdezhanzaiyanwangfunei，wanquanmeiyoubeilimiandechangjinghedao。
dafurenzaikandaojianananshi，buyoudeyileng。
tayuanyiweijianananjintianhuixuanzetuihun，bijingxianzaishifeichangshiqi。
huanzuoshishei，doubuhuiyuanyizaizheigeshihou，tajinyanwangfubanbu。
sheidouzhidao，zhiyaotajinyanwangfudedamen，jiudengyushiduiwaixuanbu，tayuyanwangshitongyihuoren。
zheishiyaogenzhebeikoushangzuiming，yitongliufangde。
qishizhiyaojianguogong，zainverjiaguolaizhiqian，quhuangdineiliqingqiutuihun。
huangdiyidinghuizhunxujianguogongdeqingqiu，xialingtuilezheimenqinshi。
keshijianananbingmeiyoutuihun，faneryiranjuerandetajinleyanwangfuli。
zheiyangdeyongqi，kebushisheidounengzuodaode。
dafurenlaidaojianananshenqian，qingshengwendao：“nikeshidouxianghaole，jianglaiyaoyuwomenyanwangfuyijia，yitongshoukuma？”
jianananzhengzhongdidianlediantou：“zaiwolaizheilidelushang，jiuyijingxianghaole。
wosuiranshiguogongfudedaxiaojie，danwoyizhidouhenjingpeiyanwangdeyingyong。
woxiangxinyanwangbingmeiyoutongzhipanguo，suoyiwojinshengfeiyanwangbujia。”
jianananhuayingangluo，jiukaishipinmingdage。
gaiside，tazhiyaoyishuohuangjiuhuidage，zhidouzhibuzhu。
tanalishixianghaolefeiyanwangbujia。
yaobushikongjianrenwurangtabixugenyanwangdemingyunbangdingzaiyiqi，kongpatazheigeshihouzaojiuliuzhidajile。
jianananyiliantongkudedazhege，yanleidouyaoliuchulaile。
dafurenjianzhuang，qingqingpaizhetadebei。
keshidafurendexinli，quefanqiledigu。
huangdicihun，qudebushiguogongfudeerxiaojiema。
zenmezhanzaizheilide，queshiguogongfudedaxiaojie？
xiangbineigeerxiaojie，yidingshikandaotamenfushangyaobeichaojialiufang，yushibianrangzheigedaxiaojiedaititajiaguolai。
dafurenyuexiangyueshizheimehuishi。
tazixidedaliangqijianananlai，meiyanruhua，pifubaixi，shigejuemeidemeiren。
tanengganyuandaitimeimeijiajiyanwang，shuomingtashigexindifeichangshanliangderen。
dafurenyuekanjianananyueshishunyan。
jiantaliansenankan，yifuyaokudeyangzi，dafurengengshixintengqilai。
taqingshenganweizhejiananan：“haoguniang，buyaopaa。
nifangxin，jirannixuanzejiaruwomenyanwangfu，woyidingbuhuirangnishoudongaiede。”
jiananandagedadaoreleiyingkuang，yizhangxiaolianweiqubabadikanxiangdafuren：“xie！dafuren，ge！”
tadeyanlei，zaidafurenkanlai，neidoushigandongdeleishui。
dafurengengshiduijianananyibaigexihuan。