第六章 不要试图惹怒我

kongbufenzitongtongbeizhifu,xianchangdezhadanyedouyijingbeiyiyichaichu,zongsuanshichenailuodingle。

bairuoxisongleyikouqi,jianyoujigeshibingshouleshang,zhengzhunbeiguoqukankan,yipangtandaozaidishangdedaobalianqueturanzhanleqilai,manlianjuewangdiconghuailitaochuyigeboliping:

“nizheigechoubiaozi,laozijiushisileyeyaobanituoxiashui,lishenxingnizheigegouzazhong,laozixiabeiziyidingyaolenideming!”

zheigeqiyubufandejunzhang,jiushichuanshuozhongdelishenxing?!

bairuoxixinliyijing,erjihushitongshi,bairuoxikandaodaobalianbadiaolebolipingdepingsai,chaozijihenhenpoleguolai。

cibideweidaodunshizaikongzhongxiangqi,neishishinongliusuan!

“小心!”

bairuoxihaimeifanyingguolai,jiuyijingbeilishenxingloujinlehuaili,nanrendehuaibaojianshierwennuan,daizheyizhongmomingdeshuxigan。

suizhe“cila”yishengxiang,lishenxingdiyinleyisheng,yijiuyishoubabairuoxihuzaihuaili,lingyizhishouzegancuililuodiqiazhuledaobaliandebizi,shibingmenhenkuaiyongshanglaijiangdaobalianzhifu。

bairuoxiwenjianliusuanpozaipiroushangzhuoshangdeweidao,lianmangconglishenxinghuailizhengtuochulai,manlianjiqie:

“junzhang,nimeishiba?!”

lishenxingmianwubiaoqingyaoyaotou。

bairuoxigancuililuodisikailetabeixianxuejintouledezuozhanfu,ranhoushoujiaomalididakaizijidexinglixiang,conglimianzhaochuyaowufushang:

“beiliusuanzhuoshanghouqianwanbuyaojizhejiangwen,zheigeyaojini,jidemeigesanxiaoshimoyici,woquneibiankankanrenzhideqingkuang!”

zheidianxiaoshangduiyulishenxinglaishuogenbenjiubusuanshenme,tajianbairuoxibatuijiuyaowangneibianpao,zhouzhemeitoulazhuta:

“ruguowomeicaicuo,nigangcaiyejizijizhushelexiangtongdeyaowu,wosongniquyiyuan!”

“woshiyisheng,buhuiyoushide。erqiewozhushedejiliangbuduo,yinggaikeyizhichengyiduanshijian,neixierenzhibeiguanlezheimejiu,youlaorenyeyouhaizi,wodequkankan!”

bairuoxiyibianshuozhe,yibianjiuyaoguoqu。

keshigangzouchuqumeijibu,tajiujuedehunshenwuli,jiaoshangyizhenfaruan,touyunyanhuadijiuyaodaoxiaqu。

lishenxingshenshoufuzhuleta,junyanjinbeng,zhouzhemeitouzaitacangbaidelianseshangsaoleyiyan,ranhouburongzhiyidiyibajiangtabaoqi:

“wosongniqujunquyiyuan!”

“喂!”

bairuoxizainanrendehuailizhengzhazhe,ketadeliqishizaishitaidale,zijiyoupapengdaotadeshangkou,zhinengshenshouqutuita。

ketazheimeyitui,lishenxingfanerjiangtabaodegengjin,shensuidemouguangluozaitadelianpang,yuqidaizheburongjujuedeminglingkouwen:

“woshinideshangji,buyaoshiturenuwo,fouzenibuhuiyoushenmehaoxiachang!”

他这算是在威胁么?

bairuoxizainanrenlengmoyinchendezhushixiashiqudibishanglezui,guaiguaidirenyoutabazijibaodaolecheshang。

baijingzeyebengbengtiaotiaodigenzhepashangleche,tayangzhexiaonaodai,dengzhemingliangyoushendeyanzhuzi,chongmanzhechongbai,“shushu,nihaolihaia!”

lishenxingmouguangluozaimianqianjilingkeaidexiaobaozishenshang,talengjundemianpangbuzijuederouhelejifen,shenshoumolemobaijingzedenaodai:“xiaojiahuo,niyehenlihai,gangcainililedagong。”

“neishushunijiwoshenmejianglini?”xiaotangyuanzhalezhamengmengdadeshuangyan,daizheyisijiaoxia。

“nixiangyaoshenmeyihoukeyigenshushushuo,buguoxianzaiyaoxiansongnimamaquyiyuan。”yixiangxizirujindelishenxingnanderucinaixin。

xiaotangyuandiandiantou,jiandaocheshanggezhongjingmidejunshizhuangbei,xingfenwendao:

“zheigeshizuixinkaifachulaidedaodanmoniqi?wokeyimomoma?”

zheimegexiaohaizi,bujinhuiyonglianluoqichuandixinhao,haizhidaozheimeduojunshizhishi?

lishenxingduizheigekeaiwuhaidexiaonanhaiduolejifenxinshang,zhuantoukanxianghaizidemama——zhengditouyongshoujidazidebairuoxi,yuqipingdan:

“tingshuo,woyiqiangdasilenidelaogong?”