第3章 上热搜找爸爸

wunianhou,lianchengjichangguojihangbanchukouchu。

yigetoudaiqianhesekuoyemao,banzhangliandoubeimojingzhezhu,shencaiwanbanrerendebaiqunnvren,yishouqianzheyigedayuesiwusuidebaobei,congjichanglimianhuanhuanzouchulai。

hutinghoumianrenqunlichuanlaiyishenggaohan,daizhedianbuman:

“gupingting!nihuilai!”

nvrenwunaididunxiashen,zuoyoukanzhelianggebaobeidingzhu:

“guai!mamibanggandienaxingli,mashangguolaizhaonimen。”

“baobao,nishigege,jidekanhaomeimei,beibei,zheishimamidiyicidainimenchuyuanmen,yidingtinggegedehua,jiuguaiguaizaizheilidengmami,naerdoubuxuqu,tingjianlema?”

jianlianggehaizifenfenguaiqiaodidiantou,meiyandenvrenmanyidixiaozheqishen。

jianmamafangxindizouyuanle,lianggehaiziliketunquguaiqiao。

nanbaoweiyandizhuaizhuaizijidexiaolingjie,nvbaopaizheshouyouxiaoyoutiao,zhizhegegequxiao:

“guxiaobao,nizhibuzhidaonizheishenheixifuxiangshenme?hahaha!huotuotuojiushigexiaolaotouer!”

meimeiyinlingbandexiaoshengli,guxiaobaohunbuzaiyidipiexiazui,erhoushenchendibaobeidaliangmeimei,shengsuizhinen,quechongmanweiyan:

“guxiaobei,fenggoulemei?nishibushiwanglewomendejihua?”

guxiaobeilikechacheyiyangtingzhuzui,yishuangwuheidedayanjingdiliuliuzhuanleyiquaner,congcongpiaoyangegeshenhou,turancoujinleqiaoshengshuo:

“gege,zenmeneimeduorenkanzhewomena?”

suiranyinweipiaoliang,congxiaobianxiguanlebeirenweiguan,danbijingdiyicichuyuanmen,guxiaobeibuyoujingtiqilai。

guxiaobaobudongshengseshenchushou,congmeimeiyilingchuchouchumojing,bujingyisidizhaoxiangzijishenhou。

mojinglilikeyingchuzhizhidiandianderenqun,yilunshengyinyezhujiandaqilai——

zheisheijiabaobei?yikanjiushilongfengtaia!

hei!nikanneixiaomoyang,yetaijunleba?

xiaoguniangtoufabiandezhenpiaoliang,zheizhishaodemanghuoyixiaoshiba?

nikanneixiaoqunzi,naermaide?woyexiangjihaizimaiyishen……

lianggehaizitingdaozheili,tongshibuxiedipiepiezui,jiaoaodeshenqingjidongzuo,jingrendeyizhi,jianzhiyigemozilikechulaide。

买?

duoshaoqianyemaibudao,yifukeshitamendemeinvlaomaqinshouzuode。

duiyuzheizhongweiguangenyilun,guxiaobaozaoyishiruowudu,xiyiweichang。

buguojiushiyingwenzhuanchengzhongwenbale。

taqianqimeimeideshou,bengzhepiaoliangdexiaoliandaner,dandingdizoudaojichangfuwutai,chongzheyilianhuachideayidanranyixiao:

“jiejie,mafannibanggemang,womendebabazoudiule……”

jifenzhonghou,huanraozhenggejichangshangkong,xunhuanwangfudixiangqiyizexunrenqishi:

“guxiaobaoguxiaobeidebaba,tingdaoguangbohou,qingsudaoxxhangkongfuwutai,lianggehaizizaizheilidengni!”

yucitongshi,jichanggedapingmushang,yingchuyiduipiaoliangdelongfengtai,nanbaozhuangyansumu,nvbaopiaoliangdizhabazhelingdongdeshuangyan。

fuwutaiqian,guxiaobeicoudaogegeerbian,yadishengyindao:

“gege,mamibushishuodiedisilema?womenzheiyangmingmuzhangdanzhaodiedi,mamihuibuhuishengqi?”

guxiaobaoqinghengyisheng:“wocongbuxinnvrendehua,mamideguihua,yejiupianpianniba。”